Just bought my first sex toy and lube, but I still live with my parents.
So to make the amazon package less conspicuous I bought a five pound bag of gummy bears too.
Is this gonna come back to bite me somehow?
Just bought my first sex toy and lube, but I still live with my parents
op you are fucked they are gonna find out you are a huge faggot
were they sugar free lol
this. you dont want to rot your teeth.
If they were sugar free, eat them and sit on the shitter and wait.
lol
Gummy bears will not bite you
What a faggot
No I have heard the horror stories of sugar free
Send it to me either an empty house or lend a po box.
Gotta do what you gotta do.
I'll look into a PO box for next time.
I gotta just wait at this point and see what happens since it already shipped.
If they're sugarfree, you'll get horrible cramps and diarrhea.
What do you think they'll think when they see the dildo shapef pachage? They'll know instantly, dude.
Why were you worried? Amazon ships in a brown box with Amazon tape over it. Doesnt say what's inside the package. Only reason to worry is if your parents regularly open packages with your name on it
delete your order and browsing history IN amazon.
nope. I did the same thing. just make sure they don't open the box. say its a computer part like ram ( or some other thing you would order that they do not care about) if they ask
I dunno.
They've never opened my boxes before, but I'm somehow worried they'll be suspicious even though I get a box like every week with something or other in it.
Why would they be on my computer?
Do you seriously think your parents dont know you masturbate for fucks sake?
Mine is coming on monday too. Hope I get it before my dad gets home
Eating that much gummi will give you the shits.
Everyone masturbates, but owning an onahole brings a new layer of pathetic and embarrassing to the mix.
My dad probably owns one