Secrets Thread!

Secrets Thread!

Share the secrets you want the world to know!

I live in an apartment complex with parking garage that has no cameras. every couple days early in the morning i'll siphon a little gas out of other people's cars then put it in my own. I haven't paid for gas in 3 months.

My husband is currently fucking a 22 year old boy and wants to divorce me and have him move into our house. I want him dead.

Clever

its been about 10 months since i first met you. the silly chick who played the game.. you were sweet, you know. cruel but sweet. the perfect combination..
the way you looked at me.. a way no one had for a very long time... it was obvious you liked me, not that you attempted to hide it. but i was happy to play that game with you.
we were too alike, you and i. and if things were different i would have asked you out the moment you slipped your arm with mine while walking by the water.. no one ever did that with me.. i wish you knew that i started working out cause you reminded me of that feeling i didnt know i missed... the feeling of being desired. i wish you knew i dropped 60 pounds now cause i want that feeling you gave me back.

i wish you knew how i appreciate you. and i hope you do know id do anything to help you like you helped me. and one day, i hope to look you in the eyes... and say Thank You

All those with the Dark Triad personality types (narcissist, psychopath, Machiavellian) should be marked with a symbol or maybe even just euthanized. Identifying them should be helped when neurological/genetic markers and biological predispositions are better known and able to indicate them with great accuracy.

B8

My secrets are semi-public. That's no secret to many, but it is a secret to a few.

I wish I wasn't married so I could go and meet up with this adorable little trap I met online. So.. more power to him.

I molested my 7 year old cousin twice while he was sleeping on two separate occasions. I was 17 at the time. He has no clue and looks up to me

I've been listening to a lot of music with female singers, I think it might have something to do with me being a 23 y/o virgin.

I'm better and smarter than 99 percent of those on Sup Forums.

I don't want to get in the robot

used to be able to suck my own cock if I stretched for a long time and really worked at it. did it whenever I could (less than a dozen times because it wasn't easy and hurt my back when I did).

>yep, you bet I swallowed.

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When my parents aren't home i dress up in a white sheet then i shave my ass hair and i glue it to my face, then i sneak over to my neighbour and fuck his goat pretending to be a muslim

sometimes i bump threads.

I agree. Unfortunately, those who have the power to make that law would sign their own death sentence, so it's not going to happen.

so your secrets are mostly not secrets.

>suck my own cock

worst.secrets.thread.evah

Yeah you're probably right. The goodhearted powerful types seem to be few and far between.

Sometimes I go to a small pond, pick up some leeches, clean them and let them crawl up my urethra. They don't suck blood and the sensation when they try to (and eventually do) enter the bladder is literally orgasmic. I piss them out afterwards, never had an infection.

top 5 maybe, not #1

It's probably not really a secret but I've got a major inferiority complex. I'm not that smart (I'm not dumb but my IQ is 120 or so) and probably doomed to a middle or upper middle class lifestyle. Which is fine and I know logically I should be thankful. Its just frustrating being sort of kind of near the cusp of being smart enough to be able to do something great but never being able to do anything remarkable. First world millenial problems I know.

I've used a North Korean flag as a blanket for two years.

far less than the bottom 5

>worst evah

I assisted my ex gf to fuck a friend's dog

>there needs to be more dog and cousin fucking

I found the neckbeard fedora wearing mothers basement dweller

I found and saved the topless selfies on my daughters phone.

I work in a government headquarters and we get 5,000 Dollar Donations from a specific person every 2 months, we don't record it or talk about it, my PC is literally a hand me down paid for by that person

Details?

exactly

or just more ANYTHING

>more

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bumppp

I've shot eleven negros on my city. Never get near caught. They always blame gangs.

>negros
do you live in 1950's ohio?

bermp 4 stuff

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I love this

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Pic related

who isn't?

>145 IQ
>$350K earned last year
>big house
>pool
>live in paradise
>/btard like the rest of you, just my life is better

Getting a bit nervous/desperate over my lack-of-a-job situation. My parents think I don't care, but they don't realize that I'm becoming more and more of a nervous wreck as each day passes.

i've been there, just somehow let them know that you really do care.

Entry Level Job will Appease your parents and make you feel less like a Failure

Bitch this aint craigslist missed connections lmao

different user here, whenever i feel like shit i go read missed connections and laugh at all of the desperate losers there and realize I am far from rock bottom.

Ii just left the house to have sex with my friends gf who lives next to me. Feel pretty bad. I'm now pretty worried he'll find out.

Same user lol same but i go to the m4m section a read them they are fucking hilarious

I'm like Spock; my emotions are very-well concealed and controlled. They wouldn't know if I were serious or not, and they barely listen to much of what I have to say as it is. They like to compare me to other family members as well.

I've been applying to those left and right, even went to a couple of temp-agencies with no help. I'm going back up to one on Monday, since they didn't call me back for 2 weeks and wouldn't even answer their phone.

yeah, pretty much all of the personals section is loser gold.

time to start prostituting your butthole on backpage or cl

I think i lost the screen cap but i saw a mentally handicapped quadrapilegic ad with pics

I still post my ex gf on here even though I got caught

you didnt respond??

But I'm in the one part of the country that has the highest prevalence of HIV/AIDS. Having a twink-like body only exacerbates the problem.

I think I'll just sell plasma.

So basically you're a nigger.

Tell them that. I was thinking n the same situation. They were very understanding and it was a load off my back.

are you black? or have an ethnic name? if so, could be why youre not getting hired.

Well may as well do it again

I would....but I've already kind of messed up early in life. I can never be the soldier they really want for a son.

I'm black, yes (with a relatively simple name), but educated with 2 degrees (neither are STEM; poor guidance and poor judgement on my own end) and no criminal record. I really don't get it, especially when I see felons with barely so much as a GED getting jobs they don't even want no problem.

>over-educated nigger
now ive seen it all!!1!

I felt the same man. Then when I told them my shit they were relieved that I actually cared and wasn't just coasting but had legit shit I was going through. It was a relief to us both

Welp....it was either get busy studying, or get busy dying.

That's good. I mean, my parents *do* know that I've been applying and such, but nothing seems to be working, and it looks more like the last few years of my life in college/uni was just an epic waste of time and money. I've been feeling the same way lately, and it's been becoming difficult to find the motivation to keep going. But, I know I have to, and I want to.

>I can never be the soldier they really want for a son
not with that attitude

I'm seeing my cousin's ex wife. She's 49, I'm 22.

Or my RE-codes....
>I've already washed out twice
>I can never reenlist, even if there were to be a Draft

you don't deserve that sweet pussy you beta faggot. grow a set of balls and maybe then you'll be able to fuck her and enjoy your bounty.

You'll be ok user. Just keep doing the best you can and you'll end up ok.

Yea.,.I'm worried about the consequences, man. Lose my best friend and possibly more for 15 mins of pleasure....I think I fucked up.

this. you just have to hold on to what you've got cause it doesn't make a difference if you make it or not, just give it a shot

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Go on....

I hope to find more people that know her to share

Thanks. I'm sure *something* has to come through. Just getting nervous, with my first student loan payment coming up next month. Still kind of upset about those who misguided me though.

you can almost always defer your student loan repayment if you cant pay on it now, with no negative consequences. just talk to your lender

whats the tattoo on her ass? Kind looks like shit

Welcome to adulthood, friend. It's all a series of decisions that effect your life. Some seemingly insignificant decisions end up having huge consequences. But all you gotta do is your best and in the long run, you'll be ok. There will be some years where it seems you're fucked. There will be some years where you feel you're on top of the world. Both of these things will come to an end and you'll settle somewhere in the middle.

dif user here, clearly a bird

Deciding whether or not to kill a random. I think about it a lot. Just to get attention.
Im very sad and i dont have people to talk to who will take me serious about my homocidle thoughts i just got out of prison for aggravated battery in a public place with a deadly weapon and before i did it i was thinking the same shit.

Just wanna take a bat to some girl or guys head and just keep swinging maybe get a few others before i get caught. "I Dont wanna go back to prison though" is the only reason i aint done it yet. I walk around with knives and clubs kinda hoping a oppurtunity comes but when it does i think of what i will miss out on.

....I didn't know this. I guess I'll see what I can do, because if I can, it would be greatly helpful. My original post-college plan failed because I was rejected from the English teaching position in Japan that I applied for.

True. Hm....I guess I've been freaking over nothing.

GTA much?

I've decided to boycott Wal-Mart.

I deferred my loan payments for a couple years, but i'd pay something on it once in a while if i could, but didnt have to.

Dude, please get mental help. Those thoughts aren't normal or natural, and you're probably suffering from a mental illness. In fact, you most definitely are. Just because you have no one to talk to, doesn't mean you shouldn't seek actual help.

Please do, for the sake of yourself and the others around you.

own it enjoy it faggot. don't get caught.

jeeezus, don't you kids know anything?

Of course, this beautiful little trap is probably ten years my junior, too.. still legal.. but it would complicate things. I still want to be with her.

Im bi.
How does my family not know this yet? Im not THAT good at acting, does my dad really think i was just "curious" about gay porn? My mom's bi too, why do i not have the guts to tell them, they wont judge! Wtf is wrong with me?!

Unless you're planning on dating someone of the same sex, why would you tell them?

I have a delima where I feel like I can do so much more on a computer than with pen and paper
but when I try using my mouse I instantly get frustrated
now I'm like 30 dollars away from being able to actually do it but I'm so shit at making money
that I immediately go to selling things
but I'm like
out of shit to sell
all I have is my bed and my computer
and now I don't have a phone because I've been broke for so long
making it even harder for me to get a job
even if I wasn't too depressed to even try
I just feel
so frustrated
and I got like a little glimpse of something I might be able to get good at one day

hhhhhhhhhhhh
/vent

I genuinely didn't know this was a thing. Now that I do, maybe I could consider getting something that would *actually* pay me back (like a trade or coding cert) and make paying this looming debt easier. Hm....
>learning more from Sup Forums than I do from people irl

I havent boycotted wm but i havent shopped there in a long time. last time i did, i knowingly went through the "20 items or less" express checkout with 21 items. was scared security was watching and would detain me and ban me from the store and file a criminal lawsuit against me. luckily that didnt happen but i, pretty sure they have my pic in their office and would do so as soon as i walked in the store.

Uh Idk
Just tell em man, theyll probably try and grill you because a lot of parents think Bisexuality can only be discovered through sexual experimentation, but after that at least you can say you tried to tell them

Assuming you're not larping (as we all do here) don't do that man. That's someone's kid, brother, father, sister, mother, etc. Figure out why you're angry.

MY GOD, THE SICK PEOPLE WHO BROWSE THIS BOARD.

It depends on where your loans are from. If they're federal loans, you can. If it's a private loan.. well.. it might depend.

it is never in anyone's best interest, you nor the lender, for you to default on the loan.

year old
>>boy
Choose one. Keep your story consistent.
Also details? Is the guy cute?