Poorly describe a movie and we try to guess it

Poorly describe a movie and we try to guess it.

Part 2

>retarded man hunts animals

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>chills in flat for years
>fucks daughter

>>chills in flat for years
>>fucks daughter
Joseph Fritzl the movie

>bodybuilders slaughter sandniggers

>man trapped in aquarium helps sexy chick find a fag

Whore hires retired hit man to kill corrupt cop.

The Ghost and the Darkness

>Kidnapped man escapes and rekindles relationship with daughter.

Oldboy

man lands in airplane, gives speeches

Old Boy

noooo

snakes on a plane

Reverse-trap sensei helps Sherlock fly.

Teen takes his mom to prom, cucks his dad, helps save a clock

Sully

Back to the future

Back to the future

both wrong. try again

flight

Bugs and controversy, in space!

I cant remember the name but the one where the plane lands in the river

Halloween?

The unforgiven

confused cosplayer stops a terror plot

Meat fucking

sorry still wrong. wow I didn't know it would be this hard

oboe


>man finds out he was adopted and convinces his biological father to be a good person.

Kickass 2

>man gets fired
>then gets high
>then beats up local bully
>then breaks up with girlfriend

Finding Dory

ding ding ding

Elf

> ghost forces kids to theatrically murder their families.

Saturday

Starship troopers

camp sex

youtube.com/watch?v=Tri9i3WtXLc
i am dying right now

>elf
yep, good job.

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>Boxer punches meat to train for big fight. He loses.

>in mexico
>shooting and shit
>wannabe cowboy
>hell yeah MONEY
>cowboy runs from weird guy
>cowboy is kill
>weird guy fuckin merchs cowboy's wife

> man goes camping to admire bears
> is eaten by bear

i'll add another hint since this one seems to have stumped you guys

man rides through town in parade

correct

that newish dicaprio movie i haven't seen yet

Crash

Inception
>Pretentious british faggot makes a shitty movie about dreams. DUDE DREAMS LMAO. Its soo deep. Meanwhile its actually an oversimplified piece of shit.

Grizzly Man.

fall grow shrink

>robot for ages
>clocks
>human
>dies

Rocky 2

>Three friends go on adventures
>Excitable dentist discovers true love

Correct

The Wondiferous Tales of OPs Micropenis

hangover

The human centipede

Good guess, but incorrect.

Guys dog gets killed and car gets stolen
Rages and kills the entire gang

>everybody is Judd Apatow's friend

Correct

john wick

Amores Perros

John Wick

Is it batman?

Correct

>guy fucjs pie

A criminal, a retard, a chick, with there pet get Criminal record raised

FAGGOT GETS KILLED.

Guy on planet, clones of guy and son on planet in different sections upon it, towards the end they leave their zone and blow up the giant thing in space.

oldboy?

THE MUMMY

No country for old men

oblivion?

That wank tom cruise film

erased

Cunt wants to take revenge
Gets his masturbating hand cut

Yeah sounds about right, thanks.

CRAZY, ORPHANED RICH BILLIONAIRE IS A CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL.ADOPTS A FUCK BOY AND FIGHTS CRIME

The Expendables?

TANANMANAMANA BAT MOTHERFUCKING MAAANN

>moving rooms, nigga looses his shit, only the retard survives

WWE?

nope- it's non-fiction

cube

Yep

>inter species love story with explosions

It's a series:

>horrible crime that affects protagnoist's peer group
>threaten and savagely beat first suspect
>it's not the first suspect
>oh no we cant find the perp
>weird coincidence
>savagely beat or kill the real perp
>justice has been served

Old Boy

Furry movie

>PETA members unwittingly release virus in UK
> comatose man somehow survives without nutrients
>goes shopping with strangers

NO NIGGER.

Unobtanium the movie

24 days later

NO, BUT TECHNICALLY WWE IS A FUCKING GOOD ANSWER JUST VINCE SR WASN'T A BILLIONAIRE

28 niggers later

28*

> guy plays lots of vidya and peeps in ladies' windows
> peeps Counselor Troi one night but falls off the ladder outside her house
> brain injury, goes blind
> old doctor gives him electronic implant in brain
> camera in Walkman housing for him to see
> plugs Atari into implant and plays vidya directly

>with kickboxing

OIL MAN BECOMES OBSESSED WITH BECOMING THE WEALTHIEST MAN ON THE PLANET AND CALLS HIS FOUND BABY A BASTARD IN A BASKET

>2 fags find a magical tooth

Old white guy is trying to fuck a young Asian boy in his muscle car.
Pretends he can shoot with his fingers and gets shoot by Mexicans.

no
>a bunch of yelling bodyguards slaughter countless sandnigers.
>sandniger leader is a jewellery store