Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread
Previous: The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Most important: Have fun!

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Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
Nighty night

Please post them
I am not a pervert...
Also what's your waifus name?
hanako
I-it's the least I can do
>squeeze squeeze ~
Lewder? P-please post them...
O-ok~
>
I don't have any new ones yet though~
fire keeper
I'm doing pretty good. you?

Hanako
beef and cheese

firekeeper
pretty good, eating some burritos, how are you?

Heresy is for garbage people, and I do not condone it.

Wow, she seems really tough! I can see why she's your waifu!
That's a really good trait to have! But I still feel bad... even if she's not sad, she doesn't always seem happy...

Sweet! I'll have to go see it soon then!
Oh, that's really cool! Which tank? You're getting tanks left and right!

I know, so have I! I want to see it super bad but they keep putting it off and then I say oh I'll watch it solo then and then they're like don't do that wait for us and the cycle continues!

Hi Firekeeper! Sorry I didn't reply last night, I had gone to bed but I still saw your reply!
I actually have seen that station you linked for me, I saw you link it to someone else! It's nice to listen to!
Anyways, sorry for that. How are you doing?

O-okay...
You are a perv!
>
Okay, Hana-chan.

Its a positive outlook. Nice and refreshing.

I got the thunderbolt 7. The tank that was used by the guy named Abrams. It's pretty sweet.

YouKnow
> Dubs
Hehe~

Firkeeper
I'm alright~ And how are you~?

My, you're really enjoying squeezing it arent you~?
But of course~
>
Such a naughty way to use an umbrella~
That;s alright, how about a good breasts pic~?

Good shit.

Fucking. LEWDS. STAHP.

Heavens, no chill at all

Sleeeeeeepy, but alrighty. You've been sick lately, I hope you're getting better now?
Now I also want burritos, why have you done this to me...
Still in bed trying to get my grip on reality. I really need to go to sleep sooner
Any plans for the rest of the day? And how has hardcore mode been so far?
Kanna, good to see you! And no problem, really, I was the one who was taking forever to reply, as always..
And I'm really glad you enjoyed it then!
I'm sleepy but good, gotta get up soon tho..
And how are you? Does your ear still hurt? I hope not..
Sleepy but will manage~
How was your day sweetie? I hope it wasn't too bad~

Hey, lewds can be pretty chill, too. Here we can see Hanako chilling while...... She's enjoying herself. In a way~

>he says as his waifus lewds are literally godtier

I swear to god

>lewd

yea, ive got some bean&cheese and beef&bean too
>lewd

get outta bed and go get a burrito
>totally a healthy breakfast
didnt play much terraria today, i caught my crystal serpent and got off

discord
.gg
/RZQVNHe

I bet you won't join cuck.

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You're welcome, and right back at you~

guys i can ~ as well who wants to erp

Th-those pantie hose!
Yuno is best yandere
You're welcome hana~

I dont post them though. Unless the proper numbers are legitimately rolled for.
R34 threads exist for a reason. This isnt an R34.

you swear to who? :^)

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Roll for Rory lewds

You've already done it haven't you

dude no offense but Rory makes me cum buckets
also rolling for you to post them

I'm a lazy piece of shit. Come and gimmie one
>meet is somewhat healthy, it makes you stronger I guess
Ah, well too bad. What did you do today then?
Well, not anymore, breakfast calls~
Aw, damn... Stucco strikes again, or was it something even worse?
And how's the rest of the night working for you~?

OMG WINNER SRSLY TO LUCOA
FUCKING DISGUSTING

I need quads for lewds. Demand is high.

Come on now, it was always trips for lewds

still here kinda

...

I asked for trips and the thread was basically just rolls.

thats a looooooooooooong way to go to bring you a burrito, i just kinda sat around all day, redownloaded portal 2 so i'll probly play that some tomorrow

i think seras wanted to play league with you

I love you too kanna-san
>rub
It's alright, i know you mean well
C-cute blush with lewd pic
>wew
I am not
You never answered me, what's your waifus name?
Y-yes... It's fun to squeeze and hold
>squeeze~
It's so lewd but i want just hanako pleasing herself. It makes it cuter~
I-i know...
O-ok
>
How about this
>dubs
Yeah I'm feeling a lot better now.
What time is it by you that's got you so sleepy?
If you really want in on this gay stuff

The threads gonna be all rolls for quads

What are you, gay?

I like the way you think

Whooo boy it sure is hot in here~

Kirino stop.

Nobody is free of sin
>Or win

I'm giggling so hard

You brought it onto yourself honestly

No because it's fucking stupid lmao

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>You never answered me
Oops sorry~! I'm a bit tipsy!
Her name is Akiyama Mio from K-ON!
>idk if this counts

I have 5 words for you buddy.

Please be nice to me

>He's already started the filenames
IT'S TOO LATE

Oh no

True.
No. Just trying to be a voice of reason.
But less frequent than trips.

Lucoa a shit tho

This is basically a r34 / erp thread -_-
I'm almost always nice to you, I haven't bullied you in a long time.

You like them~?
Boobs too big to contain~

What;s on the menu for this morning~?
yes and yes. More stucco, though we're finally done with the fucking thing, and as usual with this house everything went wrong...AND i was supposed to have tomorrow off, but i got "volunteered" to work it...
The night is actually really nice~

> Dubs
Hehe well i'm glad you're enjoying yourself~ (i know i am)
Alrighty then~
>
Such pointy nipples, just begging to be teased~

Somebody left the oven, fireplace, AND heater on~

Okay, I'm going to bed actually. Have a good night!

>a Mio claimer/lewder
>people rolling for Rory lewds
>this much erp

Thread is particularly horrific tonight

>and I just fixed my Shira folder back up, too

Yeah but
>thicc happy-go-lucky green-haired ditz
You clearly haven't been following the pattern

Have you learned nothing from my erp sessions with Mizore? This is a r34/erp thread with circlejerk

Ahhh! Stahp! Im already half naked! I can't strip any further to cool off!!

Night yuuki
>you didn't YUNOO

Did you heretic again?

That it is! I hope you're taking after her and keeping positive yourself!

Whaaaaaat
That tank looks so weird! it's got weird tracks and the turret is so small!
I'm glad to hear that it's pretty sweet though!
Also, I wanted to say sorry for the whole cheering thing Tomo. I know you said I shouldn't apologize but if I made you worse then that's not okay. We don't have to talk about it anymore but I just wanted to say sorry.

As always, good to see you too Firekeeper! I keep forgetting to say that in the first reply, dang it! No biggie though, I know that you have important life stuff!
I did, thank you a bunch!
Oh, sorry to hear that! Getting up and not being able to sleep in is terrible!
I'm okay. Headache is really bad right now for some reason... Ear is no better, but I'm hoping it'll clear up by this weekend!

I bet you won't join, honk.

>Suica on Ambien

Good waifu, can't believe people don't claim it more.

night yuuki

Th-those breasts you just posted!
C-can I feel them?
Y-yes, Hana, I like them~
>

How do you even come up with your filenames, are they some sort of cryptic message

I have a whole terabyte of screenshots of you bullying me

Glad to finally see someone in here with actual taste

>Lucoa
>green hair
Her hair is blonde

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are you fucking blind lmao

Fair enough i don't blame you.
Mio? I thought maybe but wasn't for sure. I guess in the show she wasn't as... mature.
Suuuure it does~
I-i am very much
>squeeze~
>wew
Such a cute face in the middle of such s lewd act~
>rub
Of course!
Do you like it?

No you don't.

It is neat. It's really good if the game is tier 6. Look it's fine. I know you mean well I'm just weird.

she has like green tips but her hair is blonde

Don't test me nibba
Or I will leak your shitty sNAPS

And wh-where is Juvia from?
You perv!

ERP
>>>/telegram/
>>>/killyourself/

> Dubs
Goodnight Yuuki.

Embrace the heat~!

I can understand why, i'm kinda glad i did though, it made me get better at the game faster. But on a second playthrough, oh yeah every boss needs some jolly cooperation~
Exactly, the goal is to have fun!
Lemme give you some advice, upgrade the Tranq pistol and always have it on you, it makes things a lot easier.
Yeah i would read up on them, it'll help you decide what to upgrade. I think you get it around halfway through, maybe a little sooner. and it doesnt hide it, it still pokes out a bit!

Sure, go ahead~ May i feel those as well?
Glad to hear it~

May i give you some squeezes as well~?
>
Such a perfect butt~

I can pay you in some stone blocks. They're worth it, really!
Well, that's also a way to spend the day. At least you rested a bit, huh?
And Portal 2 rocks!
>dubs
That's great!
Currently 10:40am
>yeah I know I shouldn't be sleepy by now
>I'm weird like that
And what's the time there? It's past your usual bed time that's for sure
ikr
Just the usual, as well as some tea with milk~
Oh my..... Now that does suck like hell....
I don't know who "volunteered" you for tomorrow, but you should make them meet your knife up close and personal~
At least there's that~

Ughhhh the burn!

HEY DON'T CALL MY SNAPS SHITTY, I WILL TEAR YOUR LIFE APPART.

>months ago was telling people not to lewd their waifu.
>telling people he wouldn't lewd his waifu.
haHAA.

Sorry but I just ended your waifu wars. This here is the perfect woman in both fiction and reality.

i bet i have enough stone blocks to build a bridge across the atlantic to reach you, yea ive only got like 3 hours played on portal 2, i cant remember why i didnt play more of it

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ In it to win it now, I guess.
Doin' okay tonight, Tomo?

Yeah I'm actually trying summon the fucking devil with my filenames
It's a secret to everyone, though

Mina's hair was blonde but was portrayed as green. Like some fucked-over Schrödinger's Green. At least this has actual green in it.

Yummy as usual~
Yeah.. but thankfully it shouldn;t be a full day...i think..
It was my boss, and the person who really needs to get real acquainted with my knife is the asshole tile guy that ditched us so now we have to do it~
Yeah~

youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

what happened to this place

How would you do that?

A+ waifu honestly.

Well I mean it kinda worked, we got Satania here so it counts yeah?

>Not 50 cent
Boi

Just sitting. I saw guardians of the galaxy but people in the theater ruined it.

Claiming best girl.

Morning.

Juvia is from Fairy Tail.
I am not!
Those big breast though
I-i guess, just don't be too rough~
>
T-thaks
>that cute expression as the pic teases.
It's alright I'm usually not up on the weekends till 1 or 2. So being up by 10 would be a struggle for me too
Almost 5 am but i don't have work tomorrow so i can stay here longer.
Now wait one second here
I never told anyone not to lewd their waifu
Also it's the weekend so meh

>What happened to this place
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>it kinda worked
exactly, the way I see it I did my job pretty fuckin' well.

Oh, what?
How did the people in the theater ruin it?

Hey you

Yeah but you FORGOT YOUR PICTURE YOU HERETIC

Morning everyone

I'll hack your instagram and work my way up from there.

I may have an awful memory but I do remember you telling people not to do it.
Not like anyone here would listen to anything that goes against erp anyways lul.

>squeezes
Th-those are n-nice!
S-sure if you want~
You are a perv!
Ooooooh my friend Sarah watches that and she makes me call her Scarlet.
Those hips though, unf~

You would think the cancer would level out a little with Sachii leaving but no.

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AH FORGOT FILE

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Well a mentally handicapped girl made fart noises throughout the movie while a drunk guy wouldn't stop yelling. No it's all random mm. Some tanks get pref mm and can only see one tier higher. I'm pretty weird kanna it's fine.

It's one of dem ERP threads, I see . . .

Heya Kanna

Hai

I don't have an instagram but I'll make one just for you tbh

Honestly it seems to have gotten severely worse

You're not a winner now are you

Sadly

how's the night treating you, so far?

Sounds like a bummer.
Movie itself any good, though?

>erp threads
>one of
>implying this isn't every night
People have to find a better way to get off, honestly.

Haha, don't worry Kanna, it's not that important anyway~
And nah, I should've made it quicker...
I'm also more of a night person, so waking up is always a pain. Existential more than anything to be honest :^)
Oh my, I'm so sorry for you.. Maybe it's because you look at the screen too much? That's sometimes the case for me, so I take a 15 minute break every now and then. And I really hope it will soon pass~
Do you have any plans for the weekend?
Well then, I wouldn't mind if you did. You would finally do something productive after all ;P
It's a masterpiece both in singleplayer and co-op. It's actually a blast to play it with a friend, you should really try it out!
True to that~
I really hope so...
Well, I think real justice would be done if you showed a tile up his ass.
The whole tile.
In one go.
That would teach him a lesson~
>dubs
Seems like a plan, too bad I can't afford to get up such nice hours...
Damn, that's pretty... Late. Or early, depends.
What do you do on such nights?

Yeah yeah~
youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw

> dub dubs
Don;t worry, i'll be gentle~
> Squeeze squeeze
So soft yet firm~
May i go up a bit higher now~?
> Only slightly lewd but your imagination makes it better~

Thank you~
> Squeeze squeeze
So soft~

Good enough

>erp
Dude this isn't even erp.
They share lewds and just encourage each other to jerk off, they barely roleplay tbh

It was always horrible around this hour tho, can't expect much out of a thread that has both Hanako Juvia, and to top if off there's more fags joining in the ERP.

sharing lewds isn't erping