Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER

>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER

At least I'm not a Nelson Nosepicker

>his local cinema doesn't confiscate phones after moving through the metal detectors
Don't tell me your cinema doesn't have showers either, I'd hate to sit next to some fatfuck that smells like shit during the kino

>theatergoers are allowed to loudly chat during the movie, throw food at each other, and jerk each other off, but even taking out your phone for a second makes you the worst person ever

>tfw I'm a Matty Masturbator

I hate these. But unfortunately they are necessary. They should have one for FUCKING EATING POPCORN

...

Well don't be a Sally soundtrack

nah they're not necessary

no one actually cares if you text

I'm just a Wally Wanker

>tfw I'm Gary Groper

Canadafag

t. entitled piece of shit

I'm just a Peter Puller

If you think any of this shit is acceptable during a movie you deserve to be shanked multiple times.

As long as you stay in the back of the theater with the rest of the perverts it's all good.

>the person on their phone during the movie is White

>not being a Stephen Shooter

>DON'T BE A RANDAL RAPIST!

>being annoyed at that shit directly behind you when you wouldn't even notice it if you were watching the movie

ok

>DON'T BE A HARRY HOLOCAUST DENIER!

What did they mean by this.

Not a Tommy Texter but I'm a Marty Masturbator.