Sup Forums fucking sucks now

Sup Forums fucking sucks now.
And not in the "I MISS OLD Sup Forums WAHH". It's not that I'm sick of Sup Forums; just that it's fucking cancer.
To start off, Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out, gay fagets.
Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick. That's GAY.
Trump/Hillary. There's a whole separate fuckin' board dedicated to your cancer. Newsflash: Politicians don't give a shit about you. And nobody reads your shitposts.
FB fap/Dubs get nudes/Rate my gf/What would you do/Pics you shouldn't share/Roll for nudes/Celeb, etc. They're all the same fuckin' thread. Literally turning Sup Forums into facebook+tumblr. Underage faggots fapping to pics of CLOTHED, AVERAGE WOMEN or BODY PARTS of AVERAGE WOMEN.
YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twittereddit9gag. Congrats.
Loli, shota, fluffy, fur: cancer of a cancer.
Porn threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling NAME SAUCE MOAR.
Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people/cats/dogs! You're pretty edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kiddin'. Fuck you.
3D/Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pics of cartoon characters or porn pics with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagoo!" Fucking sad.
BBC threads. Because Sup Forums can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.
Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14yo depressed kiddies. Go. Out. Side.
Race bait threads and Steam threads. Nuff said.
Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine digits ID! Fucking groundbreaking.
Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?
P.S. Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And SuzyKatBoxxiWTF aren't the "QUEEN" of Sup Forums.
Did I miss anything, faggots?

Gotta kinda agree with you user, including all of your comments on the shitpost threads that get posted here all the time.

I mostly come here seeking out those every-once-in-a-while threads that are unique or interesting. This is not really one of them since you're hardly the first person to point out any of these things, but at least you said it in an amusing way.

It's always been the same

>did I miss anything faggots?

Yeah. This copy pasta

And this

Pretty much everything I think about Sup Forums

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

forgot feet threads, milf threads, beg threads all the stuff you cant live without

OP is not a faggot. OP is right.

ANDY SIX LOG OF SHIT

mmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby. :]

Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>reply to this or...
fucking boring, old and gay

Most of that shit has always been a part of Sup Forums though there's certainly a greater ratio of porn threads. 90% of threads have always been the same recycled bullshit anyway

Besides it's not like
>hey guise pls hax my ex-gf/coworker kthx
or
>Is X a meme now XDDDDDD
was any better

you forgot to mention you are a faggot

:V

Why are you even here?

...

Everybody always says this shit, let's say it happens. What the fuck will the threads be?

So alone

You raff ru ruse?

the steam/free money threads

guaranteed replies

Awww fuck it OP. I'll take your bait.

But let's get this first off. Sup Forums was always like this, don't like it? Leave.

>cock rate
Guys are interested in how their dicks look. Wether it's normal, weird, above average, etc etc. Can't really whip it out and ask your friends, so people ask here,

>trap threads
Traps aren't gay is a meme. And yes, traps aren't gay you fucking faggot. You thought it was a girl, so it isn't gay.

>trump/hillary. There a whole other board
>thinking pol is about politics
Sure is summer around here :^)

>FB fap, Wwyd etc
Honestly I don't see much of a point, but if I had to guess, it's more for the imagination. Seeing a public picture and trying to imagine what they look like underneath, how they would act during sex, etc, is hot. You don't need porn to jack it son.

>YLYL
Fun for a bit. Then you've seen everything, including every banana pic. Not everyone has seen them, so they keep getting posted.

>loli
Not my style, to each his own though, as long as it doesnt hurt anyone.

>shots
same as loli.

>fluffy
Something I used to like, but still not sure why. The poorer ones are bad yeah, but there are some great ones as well.

>furry
Again to each his own, just cause you don't like furry user, doesn't mean others can't enjoy it.

>porn threads
Naw, most of its porn, sprinkled with sauce shit if OP doesn't post it.

>gore/Rckt
Not my thing, but I'd assume people like because it's something you dont see everyday, and because death is a bit "mysterious" in America people like exploring it. But the attitudes that surround it, the edgy shit, is bad.

>3D/Rule 34
Again, not Everyone likes the same porn as you. Quit being an autist about it

>wincest
I agree on the stupid pictures with the caption on it. That's horrible. But the actual pics and the greentext stories are nice. It's a fantasy and again, a different porn genre.

>BBC threads
Mostly bait threads. You mad white boi?

I'll continue

those have been fucked by the bananaposters
and most new ylyl threads just use images from the previous thread.

completely agree but you just literally named everything, what to you want to b on Sup Forums?

>feels thread
It's a healthy place for people to vent about their problems. It's a place where people can tell someone who they feel, the shit they are going through, and have other anons tell them it's gonna be alright, or give suggestions on how to get out of it. And yet here you are, like the hypocritical edge lord that you are, yelling for people to just go outside. Noice.

>steam threads
Never done it, dunno if it's legit

>race bait
People like taking baits. I'm doing it right now. It's fun to try and justify a position or just argue with someone for a bit. And sometimes actual issues are adressed or cool ideas are exchanged. Can't really do that in real life when it comes to touchy subjects like race (or sex, or depression or suicide, etc)

>dubs threads
It's tradition. And it's fun. Why do you hate fun? CHECK MY DUBS FAGGOTS

>copy pasta threads
Same reason as bait threads. And not everyone has seen the pasta, so they fall for it.

Fucking this guy

my proof, this is not shopped. literally the top two threads at that moment.

>queen of Sup Forums

Always boxxy

No idea why but that sink looks so satisfying

traps = men with tits. if you like men, you're gay. go back to /lgbt/

People like getting free stuff, even if they are wasting their time. You can also filter them out if it bugs you that much, and as far as i'm concerned Sup Forums was never considered that great anyway.

imagine getting a handjob while she uses her robot arm.

>/lgbt/

Is it NSFW now?

Nonono.

They present as girls, mimic markers of a girl almost to perfection and pose in such a way that it is appealing to men. They are hyper feminized, what every man would dream, the perfect women.

The only small problem is that they have a dick. So you would give up the perfect women, the thing that is closest to perfection, for one tiny imperfection?

Typical NEET attitude right there. Have fun with your "women" as she tells you she's too tried that night and then fucks Andre next door while your out working to pay for her bills.