Heem our boy addition

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Schaub is god

Why did Marloes Coenen never sign with the UFC?

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wow what a tortured working class badboy, wtf i love cody now

your obsession with Schub is unhealthy

/VANZANT/ is literally a goddess

Cody is our boy

Cruz is our MAN

never
had
to
chase
pussy
in
my
life

linking my post in new bread

good OP OP

really cannot wait to see cruz toy with Cody

>yfw cruz kos Cody cold with a counter

Your obsession with cheetohs is dangerous(ly cheesy).

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Why do you think Cruz will finish Cody. I mean i'm all on board with him toying with Cody but Cruz ain't finishing nobody

Dumb steroid abusing midget hue can't wait till she gets heem'd

Cruz has far superior wrestling/grappling, garbrant was heemd stiff as an amateur, cruz dropped Faber twice, garbrant has unknown cardio and could gas in the champion rounds leading to an easy heem.

Who will Mike Perry be robbing this Christmas?

Michelle Waterson: $30,000 (includes $15,000 win bonus)
def. Paige VanZant: $43,000

Mickey Gall: $40,000 (includes $20,000 win bonus)
def. Sage Northcutt: $60,000

Alan Jouban: $54,000 (includes $27,000 win bonus)
def. Mike Perry: $14,000

Paul Craig: $20,000 (includes $10,000 win bonus)
def. Luis Henrique da Silva: $14,000

Mizuto Hirota: $34,000 (includes $17,000 win bonus)
def. Cole Miller: $33,000

Colby Covington: $54,000 (includes $27,000 win bonus)
def. Bryan Barberena: $20,000

Alex Morono: $30,000 (includes $15,000 win bonus)
def. James Moontasri: $16,000

Josh Emmett: $28,000 (includes $14,000 win bonus)
def. Scott Holtzman: $17,000

Leslie Smith: $50,000 (includes $25,000 win bonus)
def. Irene Aldana: $12,000

Eddie Wineland: $58,000 (includes $29,000 win bonus)
def. Takeya Mizugaki: $39,000

Hector Sandoval: $24,000 (includes $12,000 win bonus)
def. Fredy Serrano: $12,000

Sultan Aliev: $20,000 (includes $10,000 win bonus)
def. Bojan Velickovic: $12,000

I didn't mean he couldn't but I actually seen a few people parroting that. Jerrell Hodge heem'd cody in amateurs and his got very decent KO power, but the memes if Cruz finishes him

youtu.be/IXp_FdRCBNE
Schaub tier ko

Michelle Waterson: $2,500 def. Paige VanZant: $5,000
Mickey Gall: $2,500 def. Sage Northcutt: $2,500
Urijah Faber: $20,000 def. Brad Pickett: $15,000
Alan Jouban: $5,000 def. Mike Perry: $2,500
Paul Craig: $2,500 def. Luis Henrique da Silva: $2,500
Mizuto Hirota: $2,500 def. Cole Miller: $15,000
Colby Covington: $5,000 def. Bryan Barberena: $2,500
Alex Morono: $2,500 def. James Moontasri: $5,000
Josh Emmett: $2,500 def. Scott Holtzman: $2,500
Leslie Smith: $5,000 def. Irene Aldana: $2,500
Eddie Wineland: $15,000 def. Takeya Mizugaki: $15,000
Hector Sandoval: $2,500 def. Fredy Serrano: $2,500
Sultan Aliev: $2,500 def. Bojan Velickovic: $2,500

How much love do you have for Cody? On a scale of 9-10

-10

LOL

They were banking hard on PVZ to win

Spent 15 minutes promoting her on the commercials.

Then gets whooped.

Gotta love how the UFC keeps fucking itself up.

Made their girl look even weaker.

WME doesn't care about win-loss records. They care about tv ratings and PVZ just pulled in massive numbers and she still will her next fight.

Is Robin Black vs CM Punk the fight to make?

mmapayout.com/2016/12/ufc-on-fox-22-draws-2-69m-viewers/

wewlads

Also a lot of people saw Waterson now and next fight (against Namajunas probably) she'll get all the attention she deserves

Can the UFC just sign a fat atomweight for Andrade to brutalise please?

All the Golden Glory fighters were cut after the Strikeforce buyout because their managers were cunts who wanted the UFC to pay them (and then they would pay the fighters). It's why Overeem was cut.

What went wrong?

Overestimated her leverage in the UFC and got schooled by Dana for it.

Does anyone here believe that Werdum or Rousey could win?

Rousey will win. Holm had perfect TDD going into the title fight, Nunes has abysmal TDD.

Werdum can win just because Heavyweight is a shitty coin flip, but I'm picking that fight to go five rounds. I don't think Werdum leads with his face against Cain.

TDD didn't win Holly the fight. It was Ronda's shitty face first gameplan and Holms counterstriking.

Cain is a toss up for me, but i'm bettting on him anyway

Werdum/Cain is a non title fight

>WEW LADS

Now they'll all be on Waterson's pussy

>Werdum/Cain won't be for an Interim HW Title

Just wait.

>TDD didn't win Holly the fight.

Stop making the rest of us look like we don't know what we're talking about.

>still $60k for Sage

something has to happen with this fight thing right now

You're underestimating HOlly's strength and ability to wrestle.

She was able to handle Ronda comfortably and then even took her down.

Ronda is used to fighting smaller fighters as well. She couldn't overpower Holm nor cut her off.

I'd love a huge upset by Nunes simply by pounding Ronda's consciousness into making babies for Travis.

Exactly. Nunes cranks harder than Holly and will light Ronda on the feet. Rousey might actually die this time (not from combat but from shame)

>Ronda is used to fighting smaller fighters as well. She couldn't overpower Holm nor cut her off

Nunes is the same size and godamn i'd say stronger just from what i've seen of her training. So all these heemsters predicting Ronda to pull off the comeback story win blows my mind.

>Also Edmond Tarverdyan

you're forgetting elite mindgames, Ronda is playing 2D chess while the rest of the division is playing 1d Pong

With Edmund literally NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE

>tfw Cody heems Cruz, Dillashaw, Aldo, Mcgregor, and GSP in that order

friendly reminder that cody is shit

Upcoming events:

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Previous thread: News:

>King Mo replaces Candylei, Herrig replaces Carwin
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>Alex Morono says Moontasri asked him for a catchweight, talks about weight cuts and his aspirations
mmafighting.com/2016/12/18/13997760/alex-morono-james-moontasri-asked-me-for-catchweight-bout-in-sauna

>Mickey Gall details Sage's trash talk
mmafighting.com/2016/12/18/13997266/mickey-gall-details-sage-northcutts-trash-talk-inside-the-cage-at-ufc-on-fox-22

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I had a very vivid dream heem. Cruz knocks out Cody with a head kick early in the fight but Cody isn't quite out and the ref doesn't stop the fight, just like Silva Bisping. Cruz hops on the fence and begins celebrating, then Cody gets up and runs at him. Cody then leaps into the air and superman punches Cruz out of thr cage into Mike and Joe, at which point Joe says "This is crazy!" Cody then became champ on the most controversial finish in mma history.

Sounds legit. Cap this.

>Holly wins by playing keepaway and tagging Ronda on the outside
>Nunes declares that she'll KO Ronda standing

lol

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Well considering his track record I am not surprised.

Anyone think after Cody loses to Cruz he should move up to featherweight?

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Edmond Tarverdyan detected

He should move gyms

somewhere where no one will notice how humiliating his loss to Cruz was

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half his team already lost to cruz, cody would be in good company at team alphacucks

If Dominick Cruz is so smart why is he fighting in a cage for a living?

Cody could heem aldo easy
featherweight would be a good idea for him

>5'7 closer to 5'6
>easy

>mfw there are casuals in this thread RIGHT NOW that think Dominick "The Mongoose" Cruz won't evade Cody's shitty strikes and heem that hillbilly stiff

Wew lads

MUH HEIGHT

What the fuck am I reading?

>mfw there are casuals in this thread RIGHT NOW that think Werdum has a chance at beating Sea Level Cain

>Fedor is going to beat the shit out of Werdum, just you watch!

>mfw there are casuals in this thread RIGHT NOW that think Sea level Cain is still the final boss of MMA when O H Stipe is around

Would Stipe do an event in Cincinnati ?

>stipe got a new wife

just wait till ngannou decides to show up

Reminder Stipe tapped

you are the cuck of heem

The UFC needs more fighters and a deeper talent pool

It sickens me that most divisions have a depth of about 30 fighters

you are canadian

LMFAO IN WHAT WORLD DOES A GUY TAP AND THEN WIN WHAT IS THIS SEMEN SLURPING SPORT ANYMORE

This. Divisions have at best 50 fighters with the lower end of them fighting once in 18 months.

'world' champions with a play pen of 50, its more of a illusion of depth

This series of posts tickled me.

day of the rake when?

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It's not like it's getting worse. Everything division besides HW and middleweight is getting a lot deeper

every* also I'd probably add LHW in there too

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Why does 5'9 Conor have better reach than 5'11 Max?

Neanderthal remnants in the Irish gene pool.

>namefagging
>liking cody out loud

Could you not do these two things

>Codyfag plagues /brit/ as well as /heem/

Jesus...

>Heightposting
>being a cody fan

Iron knee

Are the Irish the biggest dick suckers?

What? Why did you underline that? I'm not the one namefagging about some 16 year old child for two months

>thinking that is an underline
silly xx

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You're the worst poster in this thread.

Cody should be our boy

Cruz is too autistic

11 days

Cruz should be our boy

Cody is too retarded

shit taste in boys

neanderthals had short stubby bodies you fugen pleb
even tho conor and the irish population in general indeed have high neanderthal gene %, conor even has the morton's toe which is an indicator of a high percentage of neanderthal genes
people from greece and macedonia seem to have morton's toe quite often too(it is called greek or celtic foot they are really similar)

neanderthals > pleb HOMOsapiens

>Little cross dressing wigger tattooed edgy faggot
>My boy

No thanks

Cody IS our boy

Cruz posts on /heem/ with his pupper. Cody gets cucked by Ngannou.

I have that and i look like a Neanderthal

Cool

Cody will KO the Mexican imperialist Cruz and reclaim the stolen land for his tribe

>it's another autistic Cody vs Dom shit talking thread

wgaf

You'd fuck both of them be honest x

me too
celts and balkanites are brothers desu

Don't worry. In two weeks Cruz won't have any fans left.