/balt/ /ausnz/

literally me irl right now edition

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go to sleep small man

no i don't think so

alkoholik spotted

no? stop projection

Go to sleep, little boy

hahaha

>88
fucking nazi fuck off

balts are russian

Byelorussian*

And a nice evening to you as well, Poland

3D women are important.

Dead thread already

Far out I just woke up, and I'm going through the balt generals from last night. Why did ausnz get bumped off the thread again? What did we do?

I'm the fastest poster in baltausnz, I can speed it up if you like???

Just woke up. Gotta go do a blood test and buy my mum and I a coffee.
Gonna get a looooooong black

nothing, what matters is that we're back together, right?

Still haven't checked my work emails since monday last week. Probably have heaps of work to catch up on. :S

hehe they'll detect the thc in your blood wont they

No. I need to know why this happened so I can prevent it again in the future.

Interesting

No, I quit smoking 3 years ago.

it's a shit meme that's been around for some time.
>le split haha
just a way for some autists to prove that they're funny. ignore it

Fucking meme separatists!

i saw this in "narcos" (a netflix originals tv series)

Agreed. Here is a 3D woman who is Latino. That means this is actually an international post.

yes, agreed

>via 9gag.com
ok nevermind now i remember why we split

Hmmm, Hitler was right!

Don't be fooled, it's a pic I saved from a Latvian.

ugly bikini. 2/10

>tfw you're actually tired
didn't thing this would be possible at this hour

Hmmm, I think it's good. It doesn't try to lift her boobs up that much, but instead pushes them flat and together. I've always liked bikini tips that do that.

Gonna not wank for the whole week then drop a massive cum load on a prostitute Friday night.

you could also just make a cum tribute for your favorite waifu and save some money

>/baltnz/ /ausnz/
Don't even OP if you can't get the thread right. It's /balt/. Not /balt/ + /ausnz/ or whatever else.

who are you quoting retard

If a purely descriptive account of suicide is possible, where should it begin? While it is tempting to say that suicide is any self-caused death, this account is vulnerable to obvious counterexamples. An individual who knows the health risks of smoking or of skydiving, but willfully engages in these behaviors and dies as a result, could be said to be causally responsible for her own death but not to have died by suicide. Similarly, an individual who takes a swig of hydrochloric acid, believing it to be lemonade, and subsequently dies causes her own death but does not engage in suicidal behavior. Moreover, not only are there self-caused deaths that are not suicides, but there are behaviors that result in death and are arguably suicidal in which the agent is not the cause of her own death or is so only at one remove. This can occur when an individual arranges the circumstances for her death. A terminally ill patient who requests that another person inject her with a lethal dose of tranquilizers has, intuitively, died by suicide. Though she is not immediately causally responsible for her death, she appears morally responsible for her death, since she initiates a sequence of events which she intended to culminate in her death, a sequence which cannot be explained without reference to her beliefs and desires. (Such a case exemplifies voluntary euthanasia.) Likewise, those who die via ‘suicide by cop,’ where an armed crime is committed in order to provoke police into killing its perpetrator, are responsible for their own deaths despite not being the causes of their deaths. In these kinds of cases, such agents would not die, or would not be at an elevated risk for death, were it not for their initiating such causal sequences.

Probably taking your own life in one determined and voluntarily attempt. Smokers usually don't smoke with the intention of killing themselves, it's an unintended consequence of their behavior. I'd think that smoking is better considered delayed suicide by irresponsibility.
*chain smokes through today's 3rd pack*

Have a coffee mate.

Nah, when I'm gonna get paid over $15K over the next 2 weeks time I can afford the $90 for some fit asian hotel to milk the cum out of my dick.

Grrrr, don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.

I wish I were a Baltic superhero.

Not again.

Bumping with foreign slag (international culture)
(safe for work)

FOY

Good post

If those tits aren't fake I'm a lizard

Hello!

I want an aussie to rape my boypussy.

They are fake, just like most of America.

May be moving to Sydney in July. And your thoughts?

What for?

My gf may be taking a new job there and my contract just ended.

Sounds neat.
Good luck.

Thanks mate. I would like to finally go to uni there if I can afford it but will most likely just keep doing more shit work and saving.

What're you thinking about studying?

Was thinking of Geology or Petroleum Engineering to get into that industry at a technical level.

Good morning, chaps.

I was a regular here before you and /balt/ + /auznz/ were born. Respect your elders.

Morning, cunts

Morning friend, how are you?

Good, considering the fact that I slept for 6 hours or so.

FOY

Good morning

THEY WANNA DIE WITH ME??

GONNA SHOOT ALL OF THEM

GET READY

just kidding lads
only DREAMT of shooting up my school

REALLY like being angry all day haha THANKS

is this what they call roid rage

she say im insane

I AM NOT AFRAID TO
DIE

Nose is all blocked up lads. I got sick somehow.

Mediocre thread so far

how do you deal with stress, noise pollution?

im working at office and theres alot of noise pollution, our secretary litterally cannot work without a radio making some kind of noise, she just bought a new phone, which rings every 5 minutes, and has an obnoxious pop music ringtone on full volume. She is loud and she talks Tuteish (russian and polish hybrid) with one of her college.
How do you not go CRAZY?! I started smoking because of this

listen to ur own music

can you do that in the office?

earbuds were invented for a reason

Complain to your boss bitch!

sickening anger
if someone pisheyd me right now I'd smash their teeth in

FURIOUS

come at me bitch

What's so funny

fuck off not in the mood

top of the morning cuntfags

First of all, what kind of a company is this? I understand loud speaking and occasional laughs, but radio and phone noises are completely unacceptable. Lmao.
>Lithuanian work ethics

this is why they kill themselves

No, they do that because their dairy products are inferior to Karums.

pros and cons of suicide?

>being too beta to tell her to shut her cunt mouth

Pros:
We won't have to tolerate you asking pros and cons of X every day anymore
Cons:
No reliable ways of accomplishing that, best case scenario you'll survive and everyone will know you're a pussy ass bitch, worst case you be a veggie lmao

The radio isnt loud, its very silent but its still there
But the phone and loud speaking is getting on my nerves especially when combined with the noise the printer is making ( im sitting next to it)

I just feel like I am not in the position to ask such things, especially since this woman does more work than me.

>every day
first time asking such a question

you should just tell her in a normal manner that it disturbs you, but knowing lithuanian women she will probably chimp out and tell everyone you are a rapist

How much money do you make there?

complain to your boss pussy bitch

>rapist
no thankfully accusations like that dont happen here yet.
very little 500 euros~ But if I start selling more Heat pumps I can make a lot more.

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>>rapist
>no thankfully accusations like that dont happen here yet.
>
>very little 500 euros~ But if I start selling more Heat pumps I can make a lot more.


wagies everyone

thirsty teachers getting mad at me for not saying good morning to them
fuck out of here bitch might lose a tooth

not worth my breath

thirsty 9th grader chicks aswell

FUCK off let me sulk in peace

you are in 9th grade?
MOOODS????

Is it okay for girls to kiss other girls?