My girlfriend of a month is pregnant. Trips decides the first name. Dubs decides the middle name.
This is also a bondage thread.
Condoms are an Illuminati ploy to keep us from reproducing.
My girlfriend of a month is pregnant. Trips decides the first name. Dubs decides the middle name
Asher Peterson
Cameron Clark
Have fun paying child support nigger
Daniel Green
The only thing she's gonna get is this dick.
All 4.75 inches of it.
Dominic Adams
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Dylan Price
Hey Sup Forums OP here,fuck you faggots at least I actually got layed and also she wants to name it Liam.
Connor Campbell
Only faggots and rich Brits are named Liam.
Do you want to birth a son that spends his time writing failed screenplays in a Starbucks wearing a Hillary Clinton 2020 Tee-shirt? That's how you do it. You name him Liam and he takes cock.
Jordan Martinez
Partholan
William White
Adolf is always a nice name.
Joshua Morris
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Mason Fisher
Go with Benito, it is a bit more subtle than Adolf.
Logan Ward
I thought this was a painting until I took a closer look. I wonder how it sounds.
Gabriel Bell
geralt
Thomas Taylor
Fascito Francitti
How's that for subtle?
Nicholas Jenkins
Sayaka if its a girl, Adolf for boy.
Daniel Bell
Poophead
Angel Sanchez
Fartinator
Ethan Davis
Moot if girl, Hiro if a boy.
Sebastian Jackson
Diarrhea
Zachary Brooks
Calling it now that baby is not yours
Evan Miller
Lavernia
Easton Thompson
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Blake Sullivan
Dick kickem
Brayden Green
Superpooperscooper
Kevin Cook
How about Accident?
Jack Ross
You've had sex starting a month ago and she's for sure pregnant from you? Most girls don't know they're pregnant until 2-3 months in.
Levi Sullivan
Dick kickem or kick dickem
Ethan Brown
Chad if it's a boy, abort it if it's a girl
Andrew Thompson
You know there is a way to fix this OP.
Christopher Morales
Pooinloo
Grayson Johnson
Tyrone Jnr
Levi Martinez
Imma roll Pepe, its normal enough...Good lick of its a girl
Luke Morris
I was so goddamn close
Ryan Sullivan
there's no way that harp would stay in tune, or sound good at all.
You couldn't even get the tension high enough without tearing her skin off. What a dumb concept.
Joshua Perry
First name: op middle name: faggot
Asher Gomez
Sakura or Rin if girl, Arthur if a boy.
John Hill
Rolling for Chad or Chadette
Owen Foster
Kyouko if a girl, Gen if a boy.
Bentley Wood
Moot. The answer is always Moot.
Oliver Murphy
Name it Trump
Ethan James
Chad or Stacey.
Charles Garcia
Josef.
Christopher Bennett
Bastard
Lucas Roberts
Donald or Melania.
Ethan Smith
Adolf
Anthony Thompson
>Baby pops out
Thomas Taylor
Colonized Nigger
Justin Young
Adolf or Eva.
Charles Lewis
Winrar
Jonathan Diaz
Winrar
Middle name on the table.
Jason James
Madoka for middle name.
Kevin Rogers
Cumslut
Kayden Hill
Blacked
Ayden Miller
Stalin.
Elijah Gutierrez
Augustus
Austin Rodriguez
Dog or Cat
Ayden Richardson
aw yeah middle name
James Morales
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Austin Mitchell
Adolf Dog or Eva Cat
Jackson Parker
Liam Neeson would like a word with you.
Sebastian Taylor
Madonna for girl
Jesus for boy
Kevin Turner
Really hope OP will deliver.
Alexander Turner
If I get quads u name him trayvon
David Hernandez
anymore like this?
Ian Carter
No, but I found honey.
Jaxson Wright
Bitch is a good first name. Ballbuster is a good second name.