License and registration please

license and registration please

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Here you are officer, how is your day going?

*hand over fake ID*

I DO NOT CONSENT

ARE YOU DETAINING ME

am i being detained?

Littering and
Littering and
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You don't need to consent to relinquishing your license while operating a motor vehicle.

Sure thing CHICKEN FUCKER.

Hey aren't you that guy in that one movie about state troopers? Pretty sure your not a real cop so.. cya

No one is being paid to shill for Hillary. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smearing her campaign.

Officer I don't need a license I am a free inhabitant of this earth protected under the articles of confederation.

Learn you're own rules

"Yes sir. What did I do wrong, Officer?" Make sure to flash my Fire Department ID by "accident".

No, but seriously, I don't speed and haven't ever had a moving violation or accident. I won't give a reason for the police to pull me over.

I AM A FREE INHABITANT OF THE LAND
I DO NOT CONSENT! I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOUR POLICE STATE YOU FASCIST

Settle down, meow.

so close to quints, yet so far

I don't consent
I don't consent
This is rape
I don't consent
Please stop shooting me
I did not consent getting shot
Am I being detained?
I don't consent to being killed

AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER!?
*reaches for pocket constitution*

Uggh

I am a freecitizen shitlord

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"Sure Danny, guess I was going a little quick there eh? Sorry about that. Some weather we're having eh? How's Sarah and the kids?" ... "Thanks for the warning! I knew you were just kidding anyways. See Ya at the BBQ."

...

I AM NOT A LICENSE PLATE

I AM A FREE MAN

This is the correct response. Funnily enough police, like anyone who deals with the public in their job, tend to be cool as long as you don't act like a fucking cunt

>oi m8 got ur tv license

I'M TRAVELING