90% of Sup Forums will not understand what this comic is trying to convey

GET IT YET FAGGOTS?

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He already has 90% of the wealth and he wants the other 10% as well

Americans will defend this.

Take something you've grown up with and love, and replace it with something guady, ugly, large, and shit?

I understand, but jesus and god can go fuck themselves.

What is this fucking Facebook?

Seriously? It's simple.

The girl has a teddy bear she likes, it's small, representing the amount of love that she has in her life. She cherishes it, no matter how small it is.

Jesus is holding, behind his back, a much larger teddy bear, brimming with love and affection. All he asks for in return is the girl's faith that he can give her something better in her life.

This is done by taking away the teddy bear she currently has but, little does she know, she will get much more love in return.

Was it really that hard to understand?

I assume he's hiding the big one to give her it if she accepts and gives him the small one. So the message is I can give you something better if you put your trust in me and hand me something small such as little time in church? Seemms like that's idea it's trying to get across

>god loves you unconditionally
>there are conditions for receiving the fruits of his love

why is god such an indecisive and autistic faggot?

>teach people to be selfless, happy with what little they have
>better bribe dat bitch for a bigger toy

STOP REPOSTING THIS STUPID FUCKING COMIC

Does it mean that Jesus was also into little girls?

He wants you to give up your earthly life in exchange for eternal life.

No from what I gather from Christian preists I assume he was into little boys

loving every laugh, autist

Edgy.

So little boys for Jesus, little girls for Muhammad? Theology is tricky.

A bigger teddy bear isn't necessarily the better teddy bear. She grew up with the one she has and she loves that one.
>90% of christians will take this literally and not understand what I'm trying to convey
pic unrelated

Not really lad. You got it right first try.

And yet look at how this thread is filled to the brim with people who don't understand the bears are metaphors lol

Yes I do. It's a picture representing capitalist christianity. Invest in Jesus and you'll get your investment and more. absolutely disgusting perversion of the christian faith.

Sure, it's convenient to say the bear is suddenly a metaphor when it's been shown that reality doesn't coincide with the Zombie-run Ursine Exchange.

Why doesn't he just show her the teddy bear and propose a trade?

Not hard to understand at all. The things is that every preachy Christ fag whips out these analogies, and its all well and good if you consider god(s) to be analogous figures for real world concepts. But unless you literally believe that there is an all powerful supernatural conciousness with a will of its own, that predetermines the fate of the entire universe (for which there is 0 real world evidence for) then you're an atheist. And no, a fantasy book written thousands of years ago by a bunch of jews does not count as evidence

Bribery?

It's the American way.

that Jesus wants to take away something significant to her with sentimental worth in return for something that looks flashy but holds no meaning or worth to her?

the large teddy bear is actually a bomb
Cant trust the jews

the large bear is actually terrorist

unreal edge right here

Fucking JEWS stealing candy from children, what more do I need to understand?

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Don't enjoy life, hate it and wish to die for me, a Jew.

It's a subtle cartoon on the Catholic pedophile scandals

too bad this metaphor is used to excuse everything bad in the christfag's life
>lost all my money? that's okay, it's just a test
>gave up everything I loved? that's okay, I'll be rewarded
>dying with cancer with all my sons dead and my life wasted? that's fine, I was a godly man, I'm going to heaven

sadly religiosity is genetically based and the deeply religious simply cannot be fixed into unless they were predisposed to being fixed to begin with

fbpb and checked

Jesus is a pedophile?

Real love is base upon size.

Graven images

He took a bigger bear off another kid, and has a whole pile of bears at home? Amirite?

Jesus will steal both your bears?

It's just telling you to trust God and you will receive better things for doing so. At least that's what the artist was trying to convey.

I'm guessing atheistfags are the ones who couldn't understand the message.

He's already stolen one bear, now he's going to con this little girl out of hers.

Sickening.

You are a profoundly smart individual.

Speculate to accumulate

>90% of Sup Forums will not understand what this comic is trying to convey

Dude, it is easy. Capitalism fucks even the smallest kid in the ass. Capitalism tries to condition even kids that "bigger is better" and "old stuff needs to be thrown away".

The kid represents an uncucked, uncapitalist society which desperately tries to hold on to what they love and cherish and Jesus represents the capitalist free market system trying to establish an eternal faith into the invisible free market hand and debt loaded spending habits.

P.S. to say it with the eternal Ludwig von Mises: "You are all a bunch of damn, rotten, socialists!"

Preaching the antichrist again?

Riddle me something, satan hates mankind and God loves them.

Therefore "God" forbids pic related among other incredibly tasty foods in the old testament, and in the new testament you're told to let people smack the fuck out of you and to sell your things and give it among people he told you already were most probably demons. Also to try and die a virgin, yes, having sex is bad.

Surely a loving guy wants to prevent you from actually having pleasure.

Jesus: I am god and am at every temple!

Prophecy of the antichrist: He will come and proclaim that he is god and set himself up in the temple.

Man I don't know what kind of retard you are to even think that is hard to understand.

Bernie Sanders 30 years ago, promising to a mexican girl that she will have a bear minimum wage if she fucks with him.

Kek.

Jew already has a teddybear, but he wants more and more.

Jesus is a pedo, yeah already knew that.

i could imagine jesus giving her the big teddy and then give her back her smaller teddy.

Go deeper. Swapping something small for something large is every girl's dream, cuck. Jesus is a black cock future, especially if this world is meaningless.

favour and love aren't the same thing.

Or OR...the little is happy, totally and fully and she LOVES that teddy with all her heart, yet Jesus thinks he knows better..He doesn't.He cants connect with the child and will never understand that Greed does not equal love...You are a cunt for wanting to destroy that little girl's very real very GOOD outlook on life. She is happy, and the Devil (jesus) is trying to tempt her.

Be manipulative.

You should withhold the truth from people you don't have faith in.

You make a small sacrifice compared to the reward he gives you

Reminds me of Pascal's wager, since the girl seems skeptical
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal's_Wager

Jesus faps to loli?

Hi, I fixed your image.

This.

Yep, Jesus of the bible is in fact the Devil.

fix your spelling
also explain the prophecy, im unfamiliar

2 Thessalonians 2:4

He will oppose and will exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshiped, so that he sets himself up in God's temple, proclaiming himself to be God.

Jesus likes to play mind games with little kids.

This. Jesus understands that love comes in small packages too.

Too bad these filthy fucking whores don't.

Nice, didnt even take that into accont..For me it was the temptation that told me Jesus was Satan.

>Australia

>anime poster

>lost all my money? that's okay, it's just a test
if youre not actively putting in effort to turn your life around you are not a godly man. just giving up is so weak. jesus isnt weak. neither are we.
>gave up everything I loved? that's okay, I'll be rewarded
then whats the point of life. kill yourself then if you dont care anymore. if you keep on trying, then it counts for something. youll be doing something you enjoy even if you fail at it. never give up. have faith in yourself AND in god.

>dying with cancer with all my sons dead and my life wasted? that's fine, I was a godly man, I'm going to heaven.

this is actually a valid point cuz its cancer. theres nothing anyone of us could do about it short of finding a miracle cure. however while were alive i really hope each one of us finds the thing they are passionate about. i dont want for any of us to believe we wasted our lives on earth. that would be hell.

>But unless you literally believe that there is an all powerful supernatural conciousness with a will of its own, that predetermines the fate of the entire universe...then you're an atheist.
wew lad

Blahblah your imaginary friend will give you a teddy bear.

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The bears represent lesbians.

It was obvious: Let yourself be smacked and give the other cheek, love those that want to fucking murder and torture you, bless them (and I warned you that they are demons), try dying a virgin, give away your money, God placed an organ that gives enormous buttsecs pleasure, but trust me, this is bad.

why doesnt jesus just give her both bears? what does he need the small one for?

He is trying to get her to grow up and love the big one instead of the small one.

Because you have to devote a part of yourself to him.

New image that is more self-explanatory.

Basically it means that Jesus is about to break little bear of this little girl with his huge bear while taking advantage of her trust.

Jesus isn't Satan wtf

>Jesus of the bible is in fact the Devil

What are you talking about? Bruh.

Yes..Yes he is...Jesus of the bible is the one known as the great deceiver..Its all right there in the book if you pay attention.

Ok Shlomo

Do a miracle in his name, try moving mt everest to australia so they can shitpost it.

Burn in hell you fucking faggot

Rage more, your very bible condemns jesus as the antichrist.

Threadly reminder that Jesus' dad was a cuck. God fucked his bitch and he raised his wife's son.

Are you blind not to read the prophecy and see if he goes and does exactly that?

>He will oppose

Notice how much blood has been shed to propagate this cancer.

>Will exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshipped.

He said he was god and the only way to heaven.

>sets himself up in gods temple proclaiming himself to be god

Enter a church, look at where jesus is placed and if he is called god or not.

Prophecy accomplished without fault.

And obv. those commandments are not the commandments of God.

Why would God make all kinds of hornyness and lust and then go and forbid it?

Example: Love your enemies. You can't, you just can't love a guy that's been torturing you for 50 years and plans on doing so for an eternity. You don't feel it, you claim it and is untrue.

Sex? Feels pleasurable, good things are pleasurable, it's healthy, it gives babies -if with a fertile female-, it exercises you, only drawbacks can be taken rid of with a few precautions.

Looks like young Carl.

he wants her to do a leap of faith, discarding everything she had thus far, but when se does - all she had will be replaced with things far more magnificent

Ok, so. Let's start at the beginning. God and The devil have been in some sort of contest for souls, right? For God only knows how long Well for the LONGEST time the devil had been getting shit tier souls, rapists thieves murderers etc right? We'll along comes the Jews with a prophecy for a messiah right? So the devil seizes the prophecy (of which he cannot fulfil it all cuz he is the devil, not the least of which is that the messiah must be a direct descendant of David...Jesus is not) But that's Ok, the devil isn't actually trying to fulfil the prophecy and bring about peace, he is just trying to funnel souls AWAY from God. So he assumes the role of messiah in order to entice people to no longer give their souls to God, but to convince them they must first willingly give their souls to HIM in order to get to God, prior to "Jesus" As long as you were a good person, followed the Big ten and loved God, you got to be with God again, but now, you MUST willingly give your soul to someone OTHER than God...Or so you are told. Also, jesus Lied about his return stating that some of those standing before him would not die before his return or the second coming. but that is to be expected. But the big tip-off for me was the Temptation. ALL books in the bible have a witness, EXCEPT the temptation and revelations. So That means that Jesus had to come out of the desert and tell his disciples that he essentially told the devil their greatest enemy to fuck off. Why would he do that? If you say as a lesson on temptation it was hardly needed, They travelled with a whore ya know. Anyway, it's a common tactic of con artists to say or convince you that they are against something you too are against, it endears you more to them. Also, look at the world today "Christianity" is the largest religion yet the world is in shambles...If Christianity was from God and not the Devil it would have a much more positive impact don't you think?

Not Jewish

So how can he be the anti-Christ before the Christ
These aren't trick questions I'm honestly interested, I'm assuming you are Jewish?

that doesn't even make any sense faggot

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Jesus wants her to destroy her meaningful material icon filled with memories and attachment so that he can smother her with a large stuffed bear so she can be with him forever and ever amen.

Why is he drinking a Belgian beer?

Is being this autistic not a health hazard? Are you getting welfare checks?

Oh fuck you're right, he is. Didn't even notice, I just used a random google search image of Jesus to make that pic.

The bible has been rewritten many times, hence the contradictions.

Haven't you noticed this?

>You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’

This was said by jesus, find any other place in the bible where people are being told to hate their enemies.

It's one of the many errors the devil made when rewritting the bible God willing, it's a forgotten trace. Jesus is mentioning there something that is not mentioned anywhere else, simply because it was edited.

And also, I'm christian, I'm on the way to christianhood to be more precise, figuring things out and testing them myself.

I decided to look from a perspective of freedom and acceptance of how I am and that my sexuality is no sin, know what happened?

Extra cash happened. And I feel certainly much better than when I was following things by the book, healthier, smarter, more confident and trusting of God, God felt very untrustworthy to me when I followed that path and I was very fucked up mentally and emotionally, I even desired to die of cancer and go to hell following these commandments of jesus.

>was. He was a pedophile.

Trust, but verify.