Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Drunk box is fun box I guess.

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Still here and Why? Tomo Why not Rei? I'm a cuddly drunk Is that an insult rory bb

(Shinobu)
Well then, I guess I need to go out there and explore a bunch of the world then. I guess the boots give you a real boost in speed, right?
And tell me about that perma-flight, that sound way too fun to miss out on it~

No. You just seem to have more fun.

Duh I don't care when I'm smashed!

Sounds like a good kind of drunk to be.
I'm usually the angry one.
No no, I could give cuddles.

Tomo
rip u gonna die

oh yea the boots are a pretty big difference, and you can upgrade them to go even faster
dont worry about the perma-flight, its gonna be a loooooong time before you get that far

Yeah but you push people away. Would you not push the snugs away?I'm going to die and sleep all die but I'm happy now. I like that.

Will people really die from not having ObamaCare?

i've had a good run.
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
i will not return.
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.

i was cc-fag/uta-fag.
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.

THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.

/WAIFU/ SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.

lyrics:
azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html

quick way to sing it:
vocaroo.com/
any other ways are accepted


if someday a place like it was comes a long and all the good posters are there, you can guarantee i will be there, doing my job to get rid of faggotry.

It will b the Same.

I am saddened you think that.
Because snugs feel nice, always. People don't, always.

then why are people freaking out? will doctors really let people in front of the hospital????

Seras claimed

What a shit claim.

KILL ALL HOMOSEXUALS AND TRANSGENDERS!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I misread what you said. Forgive me I am retarded. I am happy you feel warmth from people. Doctors can't disperse you. They will treat you and it will forever cost money because health care in the USA is garbage which is a shame. I wanted to help people but I can't. Their number one concern is can they afford an ambulance ride and that brings me to tears.

Damn, now I wish I named my character "Sanic"...
Well then, better start mining this dirt if I want to get anywhere!

you should be a nurse then, its fun ^^

THAT STILL CHARGES THEM MONEY. Everything I want to do to help people concerns them robmuch and I would have the same concerns.

if you wanted to get a jump in strength you could go try fishing in the ocean for awhile, you can catch a reaver shark out there
>reaver shark is tied for the strongest pickaxe you can get pre-hardmode, and its a decent melee weapon
its a pretty low chance to catch though, but you could also catch some crates that might have sailfish boots in them

dont yell at me i get scared
do you think trumpcare will help people afford medical bills

Claimu

What's been going on here as of late?

That's alright.
I try, a bit, I'm always successful though.

That sounds hard to do.

Mhm, and by homosexuals you mean men only?

Also, Kurumi claimed.

I'm sorry that I was faster than you man

I'm not yelling and if it seems that way I'm sorry I am way drunk. Good good you are a nice user

Sounds like a plan, we should start by blowing some homos.

Wait, no, I meant to say I'm NOT always successful.
My mistake.
Though, I'd like to be, but I don't really lose any sleep over it either.

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I'm sorry Rei. I am not all here so I barely understand that if it helps. Do I help you feel good?Hamakaze is a cute

Isn't she? And so cuddly too

Yes, you do.
You are basically the only person that talks to me when I post here.
I like you.

I'm watching Lucky star and this might be the most boring anime I have seen. Oh and to make the cancer even worse I'm watching dub

OF course I want to cuddle her so cute.. I'm glad you think that. I think you are interesting. That is sweet you.

I need to walk my dog now, for a bit.

Or you could just watch the series "raw".

WENDY

Enjoy your walk Rei.

Off to finally do some work, take care everyone!

Well, first I would need to find that ocean...
And that's a useful information, I took a note about that one
And don't worry, I have time~
Sorry I reply at the speed of a turtle, but I'm currently writing my project and haven't heard the notification from you, sorry ;~;
Until tomorrow, take care!

I always watch RAW

cya tomorrow
>dont forget you can always msg me on discord if you need any help

and im gonna go to bed, getting close to 7am

dont forget to drink water before you sleep

night everyone

>Dub
>Raw

Pick one. But most importantly, how is the series boring?

Which one? Lucky star? I mean they're talking about how to eat food and there is nothing interesting about this. It's just an anime that you watch because you can't make friends and conversations yourself.

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Hi spike I'm smashed!

fun! I'm trying to not shoot myself over stocks right now, will probably sleep soon

Ok hope you don't you are cool

I won't, just poor words for how I'm feeling right now and thank you, you are too

Ok I found a more boring anime, brb gonna watch yuyushiki

Fair enough. I personally found the anime enjoyable. Maybe not the best, but good-enjoyable.

Ok good. Not really but that's fine

Oh God I can feel the flu again. Fuck off already.

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ah you're drunk? what are you drinking?

Lots of booze. Hold me

Why are there so many garbage-tier waifus ITT

ah of course
>gently pulls you into my arms and hugs you tight

Look at all these shit tier waifus!

Umaru is literally garbage
Please kill yourself

Thank you

Finally on my way home now :D
Are you still drunk?

Good morning

Yes I am still drunk sorry. Hi mama I am still drunkbsorrt

That's okay~
How are you, besides drunk?

I don't know mama. I change from sad to cuddly

You can cuddle with my pillows ~

>keeps you close and doesn't let go

you're safe with me

Just discord me and I will enjoy all you will offer me~ I hardly know you though

don't worry i hardly even know myself
>not joking
>squeeze

That's nice of you then.

you're nice too, i wonder how you're able to type so well while drunk

Going to escuela (I think that's what its called)

Autocorrect is a great help,

you're silly :)
how long does it take to get used to the taste of alcohol?

I should get a waifu.

yeah you should
Fagatron

I liked Raphi
:o

I'm surrounded by idiots
Raphi is good if you're a little beta male bitch

Hi other homura

Yes, but don't change when you have one, so choose carefully. Really much people change waifu, don't be one of them

A fool believes he's clever.

She is the closest match I found but not perfect.

Exactly.

I'm not whoever Homura is.
Rei is a shit.
Khv

test

What was she missing?

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I wouldn't say so.

kissless, hugless, virgin

Not enough physical aggression. Cant remember anything else rn but I had a couple reasons that killed the flame.

beep

Am not. You?

Beep boop

Not really, no.

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I remember you saying that you were a bit of a masochist, or something along those lines soon after after you switched to Raphi. So you like pain aspect more than the humiliation aspect, hence the "not the enough phsical aggression", right?

I think Sup Forums changed something again, I think this pic will have the filename it has on my computer

Youre also a nice disposable toy I hear.

Hmmm

Woah the filename is there. I like both but from what we see in the show when it comes to hurting satania physically its always gab and not raphi.
I also really like that everyone that doesnt know Raphi has the idea she is smart and kind.