He doesnt live within 5,000ft of his teams stadium

>he doesnt live within 5,000ft of his teams stadium

>he doesn't live in the boiler room of his teams stadium

>he isn't on his team

Stayed at a friend's place recently. He lives literally across an intersection from the stadium (college stadium). It was legit waking out the front door and standing about 50 yards from the end zone.

fukn lmao

thats like less than a mile

>he doesn't identify as his team's stadium

Your girlfriend is stadiumkin
That's what happened after she spent too much time with the team inside her

>tfw use to live within 20,000 ft of hockey stadium
Should've gone to more games when I had the chance.

>having to be an oregon state beavers fan
jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg

>5,000ft
Would you please translate that to metric? I don't speak retard.

1,524 meters.

It's roughly less than a mile.

>living within a mile of a traffic nightmare

Well fuck, my team plays almost 4 km away from my home.

>He doesn't work for his team.

Is that the two of you posing for that picture? How pedophile are you?

> don't speak retard
> speaks taco
?????

>he doesn't play for his team

>tfw employed by one of my teams

feels good man

>he doesn't live in the hotel connected to his teams stadium

>he doesn't live within his team's stadium
casuals

>he doesn't watch games from his veranda, with his qt cat lady neighbor.

nice

this seems neat until you realize it means you can't actually watch your team play

>he doesn't live within 1,000ft of his teams stadium

>he doesn't live within comfortable driving or short public transit distance of his team's stadium