/nfl/ general Playoffs Edition

CAR:Newton rebounds with 300 yards, 2 TDs on MNF
WAS:Jordan Reed tossed in 3Q after throwing punch
LA:Rams considering Mannion if Goff can't play
LA:Report: Gruden a 'focal point' of Rams search
CAR:Cam Newton, Kelvin Benjamin active for MNF
WAS:Jordan Reed officially active versus Panthers
NYG:Shane Vereen re-tore triceps in Week 15 win
SD:Panthers making Kuechly inactive Monday night
HOU:Texans name Tom Savage new starting QB
JAX:Marrone candidate for permanent job in Jax
JAX:Coughlin on Jags' radar in coaching search

man where the fuck was this Carolina?

>bucs, loins, falcons, or The Washington Team™ will make the playoffs
Who cares? None of them stand a chance against Dallas, NY, or Seattle
The only team that could possibly make a run is greengay

this will be an easy run for the top 4 teams with byes

>yfw the Falcons lose out and miss the playoffs

NY and Seattle have no offense. And without Earl Thomas, Seattle has no defense either.

6th for durty burds getting cucked out of the division and playoffs

yes please make this happen

>tfw every cuck in your division is desperately hoping for you to fail

WE DEM BOYZ

Carolina, please for the love of god win next week

>not having locked up your division by week 10

this does not fucking slip now

Remember when the Eagles were 3-0?

>playing in the 2nd-worst division in football

>having a wife's son

Yeah buddy why dont you go ahead and put a giant * next to that accomplishment


*NFCW

>doubting ELITE Manning again
why do you do this to yourself?

queens were 5-0

>be far worse than last year
>Somehow a higher seed
I really don't know what to think

>implying Brady-Eli 3 won't happen

and Eli will prove again that Brady's his bitch

Broncucks were 6-2

>having a 1-4 playoff record

how likely would it be for Detroit to lose out and still make the playoffs?

they have the tiebreaker over Tampa but that is it I believe

Obsess

They probably need Tampa and Washington to lose out

Detroit loses to Dallas in obvious refball again

cap it

you know it's coming

Super Bowl 51 prediction:

Dolphins-Lions in the "How the fuck did this happen" bowl

According to the NYT playoff simulator they have a less than 1% chance of making the playoffs if they lose out

Damn this killed me lmao.

>NYT playoff simulator

The Bucs would have to lose to the Saints and the Redskins need to lose to the Bears and or Giants

Or just have them both lose out

What's the problem? Just use common fucking sense and you can see they have a 0% chance of making the playoffs if they lose out.

Reminder that we'll be back next year clinching our division and this is only a hangover year.

>not locking it up in the NFCS
>losing to Elway in only superb owl
if >we can be kangz of shit mountain for 3 years before week 16, Niglanta has no excuse

why are we even on this earth?

just to suffer?

Not even Bojangles Defender of the Fresh Biscuit can save your team now, sorry mate

ye boy, then implosion for 2018, coast on decent 2019, trash 2020, then I die

I hope so Pantherbro
secondary should be good next year and hopefully the O-line doesn't get shredded like this year

5-11
lol

HAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA

If Tampa Washington and panthers lose on Sunday lions clinch even if they lose out

We still have a chance this year, it's just a really elaborate scenario that includes the Redskins tying another game

lol no

The Bucs are going to become the Patriots of the NFC South starting next year

>tfw we can clinch this week with a win, Packers loss, Redskins loss, and Lions loss

>The Bucs are going to become the Patriots of the NFC South starting next year

You may only respond to this post if you have two elite edge rushers.

don't worry m8, the Panthers will beat the Falcons and lose to the Buccs and cuck Atlanta out of the playoffs

lol

47 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

what needs to happen for >us to make the playoffs now?

will trade a sweet laptop for some discount crab legs, my chocolate division neighbor

A miracle.

AFC
1. Patriots 14-2
2. Raiders 13-3
3. Ravens 10-6
4. Titans 10-6
5. Chiefs 12-4
6. Steelers 10-6

NFC
1. Cowboys 14-2
2. Seahawks 11-4-1
3. Falcons 11-5
4. Packers 10-6
5. Giants 12-4
6. Buccaneers


WC
Ravens>Steelers 26-20
Chiefs>Titans 28-17

Falcons>Bucs 34-26
Giants>Packers 23-10

Divisional
Patriots>Chiefs 28-24
Ravens>Raiders 27-19

Giants>Cowboys 29-21
Falcons>Seahawks 34-20

Championship
Ravens>Patriots 27-20
Giants>Falcons 27-13

Superbowl
Ravens-Giants

I really hope this happens, fuck the falcucks

>Pats > Chiefs
>one score game
>again

sup

Giants will almost certainly grab a spot. You need a miracle of losses.

>Falcons>Seahawks

Bucsfags need to stop shitposting

Our memes work better when we expect to lose

Pats and Cowboys can't both be 14-2, Dallas is going to lose one more

I agree with the Giants most likely cucking the Cowboys, but
>Ravens
lol

You gave Matty Ice his only playoff win. Without you faggots fucking everything up, Matt Ryan's career would be far more hilarious.

packers lose one
bucs lose one
skins win two

I think, someone correct me if I'm wrong

>that fucking tie against the bengals cucked >us out of contending with the gnats

>barely beat Failcons with Earl Thomas at home

kek your faggot team is going one and done.

>Ravens>Raiders
>Raiders beat them this year and last year

Remember a few years ago when people thought the NFC West was the most dominant division in history?

Don't worry I'm certain we're going to lose to the Saints

They would have beat you earlier this year if the refs want in the hawks back pocket

Well you're playing the bears next week, so that should be one win. Then you play the Giants, and you will probably lose. You did beat them once though, so still possible.

If the 9ers ownership and management wasn't so incomprehensibly retarded, there could still be two decent teams in the NFC West

But yeah, what a shit heap that turned in to

>player injures thumb in preseason game
>placed on IR August 29
>fast forward to November 22
>moved from IR to NFI (non-football injury) list for same thumb injury
Does anyone with a better understanding of the NFL know how this works? As someone who only follows casually, I'm very confused.

JFFM put your trip back on

anyone have the second amazing djax catch from tonight?

>mfw he was the cause of a SECOND overturned incomplete call and successful challenge

NFL Power Rankings
1. Patriots
2. Cowboys
3. Raiders
4. Seahawks
5. Giants
6. Chiefs
7. Falcons
8. Steelers
9. Packers
10. Titans
11. Ravens
12. Dolphins
13. Bucs
14. Lions
15. Broncos
16. Redskins
17. Texans
18. Panthers
19. Colts
20. Bills
21. Vikings
22. Saints
23. Chargers
24. Bengals
25. Eagles
26. Cardinals
27. Bears
28. Rams
29. Jets
30. Jags
31. 49ers
32. Browns

Why the fuck did Chip trade DeSean Jackson?

I like how most games are on Saturday this week. Get the suffering over with early.

You now remember Brock Osweiler

>top AFC seed Patriots
>NFC wildcard Giants

It can't possibly happen again? Right guys?

>that picture is almost 5 years old

...

>Eli postponed the autism cycle one year in order for Peyton to win another ring

I do not.

who? is that the guy behind Tom Savage?

Old people say it only gets worse but how can that be possible when time is already going so god damn fast?

I think the chances are pretty high. Cowboys are the only team that could stop the Giants.

>giants also have the most meme-catch prone WR in the nfl
pepper your anus, patsfags

>In
Patriots
Raiders
Seahawks
Cowboys

>One foot in the door
Chiefs
Giants
Falcons

>Sitting pretty
Steelers
Lions
Dolphins

>On the fence
Ravens
Texans
Titans
Packers
Bucs

>Almost dead
Redskins
Broncos

>On life support
Colts
Bills
Vikings
Saints
Panthers

>Dead
Everyone else

I'm not going to watch the Owl if it's Pats/Giants again. I'll just go to the movies.

why doesn't the playoff machine let me pick the playoff results :\

Pretty sure Saints have been eliminated

>tfw it will largely be as a result of Andy Reid not being able to manage the clock properly
>again

For the meme magic to work it must be an otherwise unknown reciever making the meme catch.

>the worst Superb Owls ever
I'll take a hard pass my nigger, not even alcohol could make that worth the 1-2 decent commercials

Hello from beyond the grave!

>Saints win out
>Bucs, Packers, and Redskins lose out
>Vikings lose week 17

And that's how the Saints get into the playoffs.

Everyone in life support is pretty much dead. Not really much of a difference.

LOL

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings Sponsored by Gatorade - Week 15

1. Patriots
2. Cowboys (+1)
3. Raiders (+1)
4. Chiefs (-2)
5. Giants (+1)
6. Steelers (+1)
7. Falcons (+1)
8. Seahawks (+3)
9. Lions (-4)
10. Ravens (+3)
11. Packers (+3)
12. Dolphins (+3)
13. Bucs (-3)
14. Redskins (-5)
15. Texans (+2)
16. Titans (+2)
17. Broncos (-5)
18. Colts (+1)
19. Bills (+1)
20. Panthers (+2)
21. Vikings (-5)
22. Saints (+3)
23. Bengals (-2)
24. Cardinals (-1)
25. Eagles (-1)
26. Chargers
27. Jets
28. Bears
29. Rams
30. Jaguars
31. 49ers
32. Browns

what scenario is this because there is no way the panthers make it. redskins cant do shit