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emily edition

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scraped my knee really bad trying to skateboard when I was 14, then scraped the wound off a few weeks later. Never rode a skateboard again.

>tfw no gf

wrestling

have i been memed

are brown girls best girls and nobody ever told me? I literally can't think of a flaw if you find one attractive

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ive gotten so many gnarly skateboarding injuries

my ankle makes a funny click noise when i bend it because i rolled it really bad on a bowl once when i was about 14 too

Why don't you actually link it next time?

pussy

who /rock bottom/

who else is /severe weather/

I prefer soft bottoms

Skateboarding is fucking lame anyway. Bicycling is the mature patrician's pastime.

When I was 8, I put a rock on one side of a flat piece of wood and launched it in to the air. It hit me on the forehead and have me a huge gash, so now I have a big ol' scar above my right eye.

What is the logical inconsistency cuckold?

Progressed to cycling when I got older, but I'm not a cuck so I didn't stop boarding the second I saw my own flesh

ill put my cock in your bottom

wish I wasnt such an autist. I really want to approach some cute girl but I literally have no idea what I'd say past "hey". I have 1 more year left in college and its going to be all for naught

i've never actually been depressed before and i don't even know if that's what this is but it feels weird

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I got doored once on my bike and had a really nasty cut on my head

>tfw watching fandub of anime
wow this is fucking ass

emily is cute but a little horror

*makes your waifu my waifu*

your lucky you didn't die desu

>watching anime in the first place
Just be yourself.

>tfw wrestler

>hasn't spent over half his life with chronic depression

I don't respect you

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hmmm

*reaches a maximum speed of 10 km/h*
*attempts and fails a kickflip in front of stacey*

I just passed my exam with flying colors

Taking a poo. Glad I remembered to grab a fresh roll on my way to the toilet from the computer otherwise this could have been very messy.

i don't even respect myself

don't know what to post

haha, my man! let's hit those showers.

Almost forgot Kony 2012 was a thing
Cant believe it was 5yrs ago

Went skating last week. I forgot how bad I am

>tfw got a 99 on one of my exams in a class where the professor grades on a curve
>the rest of the class did poorly

my sister is obsessed with getting everyone to "chip in" for big gifts

Us desu

me on the left

there were never girls at the skatepark

>playing gameboys together
nah

*smacks ass*
Sorry you didn't get 100% you were so close

A cuckold is someone who fetishizes being romantically rejected by his woman for a better-looking or more charismatic partner. But if you've never had a romantic relationship then it's kind of like being cockblocked by almost every adult male alive.

>it had 100 questions
>I got one wrong
>tfw retarded

did people actually eat their lunch in the bathroom during high school?

Do you ever get a boner? I would with all that tight lycra and all them strong men.

When I was a 8 the kids on our street always used to do bike races, I ended riding full speed into steel mailbox and slamming my head against it

I just had a table to myself desu
Without that I would have eaten in the bathroom for sure

this made me have a hearty chuckle and reminded me of the "good ol days"

I used to sneak into the secret dungeon basement under the school theater and play with the fencing equipment

So you're saying since you've never been in a relationship you're the worlds greatest cuck?

Me n the other neighborhood kids would always do BMX on this construction site near where we lived, good times. Lots of injuries though especially when I tried doing ramps

Business idea: get a white gf and make her watch me have sex with black girls

>kindergarten
>natsukashii

Lol I got my dick wet, idk about you bud. Also >being this buttmad

My brother was really really mad at me once and chasing me on his bike (I was on my bike) and I wasn't paying attention and slammed into a small wall with handle bars straight to the nuts.

No, a cuckold is someone who's wife cheats on. A cuckold fetishist is someone who fetishizes it.

Have a rare Sabina on the house, but DO NOT SHARE.

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Got road rash on my nuts once trying to take a jump down a hill, I ended up having my balls shredded by my tire.

Me and the buds

literally looks like every other gook ever

>balls shredded

I hung out at a table with alt girls

kek I used to do that to until one time I get the ground and my handle bars went right into my chest the stabby way

Yeah, I was going on the colloquial definition of the word. Although you could argue that cuckold also means something entirely different on mongolian pottery forums.

You say that like it's a problem

>it completely missed my county in Arkansas
>tfw I really like severe storms

No ones mad, I'm just curious because after I pointed out you were a cuckold you seemed to get defensive and went grovelling about gfs and virginity.

I ate at a table with my friends :)

No. I'm mostly trying to survive so no time for sexual thoughts

chad

I prefer people who have small quirks about them that make them stand out.

browsing /cum/ at the table doesn't count

>I prefer people who have small quirks about them that make them stand out.

Yeah but I mean you must jerk off about it later r-right?

>live 8 minutes from school walking
>cycle there in 2 minutes
>go home and make myself grilled cheeses and smoke weed and play computer games

kazakh gfs

I don't blame you, I'd be mad if I never had a gf either.

what if she had a cock eye? my ta is a qt asian with a cock eye and I never know which eye to look in

also do cock eyed people see in both directions or what?

Summer soon, buds

This is a true American

ugly retard

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American schools are usually cunts about going off-campus to get lunch.
I remember my friend left to get pizza and one of the administrators said not to because it would compete with the lunch program.

>This is a true American

:^)

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I have a gf though, I told you this from the beginning when you first aksed. You must be very insecure if when someone points out to you that you're a cuckold you immediately start calling them a virgin and asking them if they have a gf when will never change what you are. As if that's the only way you can defend yourself is hoping the person is as sexually unsatisfied as you are

>tfw

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Why do idiots speak like their experience is the common experience through the entire country?

I use to go off campuses every day for my high school, I would go home and jerk off and smoke weed for lunch all the time. There was a McDonalds right down the street too.

not having an asian gf is suffering

Business Idea: Gain a lot of weight, grow a neckbeard, and take pics of myself and post them to an anime imageboard

>land of the free

i was allowed to leave campus during the 15 minute recess

poopy penis puff pastry

stop posting this girl shes not attractive.

Lol I'm just fucking with you bud

business idea: drop out of college and get a job

don't know if you're memeing me or not