Character orders a pizza

>character orders a pizza
>it's always a pepperoni

fuck this cliche

Gordon got sausage.

And what the fuck is wrong with pepperoni, exactly?

COWABUNGA

it's of course the plebs choice of pizza
my good sir

That's a pretty thick 'za you got there

deep dish pizza is disgusting

this is a fact

>cliche
>posts a quiche

pottery

>order a pizza
>get a deep dish 'za

>pepperoni cheesecake

Gross

that go za looks pretty dry

THAT'S the thin crust?!

It's not a pizza, tho. It's a topping.

What do you order?

>inb4 Pineapple

Very respectable attempt at 'Go 'Za but no cigar

>not getting a greasy ass kebab pizza with turkroach semen in the garlic sauce

you haven't truly lived until you've tasted it

deep dish.

Too much grease to be able to eat in a movie. Unless you want all the attention to go the pizza.

Damn, American pizza looks like *THAT*??

>kebab pizza with turkroach semen

sounds like a europoor favourite

is that a cake

thats a keesh

retarded americans at it again