Could i pass for a local in your cunt?

Could i pass for a local in your cunt?

yes.

Get yourself a shank and a bong, and you'll fit right in.

MI PATRON

ahaha

get aviator glasses

Yes

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no.

Somehow just looking at your face I knew you were a hue.

I look like an arab?

Huezilians recognize each other easily.

That's just it though. What about his phenotype gives it away?

yes but only without that ridiculous moustache

I have no idea. We have a brazilian 'aurea"

Grow a better moustache and yes

kek, same. And the most strange is that we literally don't have any standard of face. Being a brazilian is like to click in "random mode"

they wouldn't believe you if you told them you're NOT local

Yes.

he asked a real countries I think

yes

You look like a cop.

no

you are welcome in here

Pablo?

You were awesome on narcos.

Wtf are you doing in Brazil, Chapo? At lest it isn't Sinaloa again this time.

Were you the guy who cried in Skype video call naked?

is that you zoltán?

What a coincidence.

Yes you would actually

You look like you could be named Carlos

yes

Yes you fit in perfectly in our prison system

Yes, all people residing in Sweden are swedish
t. our gov

you don't have enough facial features to be arap sorry

Ayy lmao

Are you guys proud of being Brazilian or not?

you look like david warner aka a fucking manlet faggot with a tiny penis who rapes little boys for a living with his fucking faggot microdick and is a cocksucking manlet wanker faggot cunt

Yes, quite average to be honest

Si, senor Pablo.

pablo is that you?

you look some kind of seventies actor in a british comedy

could i?

yes

You could pass as pedo or brony.

Pablo ??

are you guy who plays Pablo Escobar ?