Ask a guy who bangs animals anything

Ask a guy who bangs animals anything.

Were your parents okay with you dating a black person?

Hah! *slaps knee*

But no, never dated a black person.

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Hey animals will crap on you if u fuck them.just like grandma.hooray pervert

....wat

How do you make a female dog wanna have sex with you?

Why don't you stop

Wait until they are in heat for best results.
Also lots of love and care, and no means no (watch the body language, don't force it).

Feels to nice and it creates a nice bond between us.

> fucks animals
> won't even look at niggers
well damn

I said I never dated a black person, that's not the same as what you're saying.

Could you be more specific in relation to having sex with a doug? How do you do it? What position do you use? Tell me your ritual

First and foremost, gain their trust and love.
Don't do it if they obviously don't want it. Growling, pulling away, or anything like that means no, so stop trying because you're not helping anything by forcing it.
Wait until after they had their first heat, so from the 2nd heat and on. Use lube, always.
Watch out when fingering, wash your hands before and clip/clean your nails. Infections happen.
My dog is comfortable enough around me to do it whenever. Not all dogs are the same, some are willing 24/7, others only when in heat, others maybe one day a year if they feel like it.
Doggy style (obviously) and missionary is the easiest.

Post YFW you realise tigers don't have cat eyes.

What animals have you done it with

ty 4 the tips m8

Dogs, cats, cow, sheep, horse, flemish giant (big rabbit), several smaller critters such as ferrets, etc...
This goes from full on penetration and sex to just some (heavy) petting or masturbating (e.g. obviously I can't fuck a cat).

>I can't fuck a cat
duct tape nigga

rate my cow OP

8/10 would take out for dinner

Do you bang both male and female or only one sex ?

I enjoy both but prefer female.

which animal was the best fuck? do you creampie them?

Noice cow mate. Would diddle.

Tell me about horse pussy user.

Do you prefer some species and/or characteristics (color, bipedal/quadrupedal, size ect...) over others ?

So, you bang your mom, good for you user

cats actually have weird eyes when you think about it

Don't really have a best fuck, but I have a preference for big fluffy dog breeds with curly tails (Akita, Husky, etc).
Horses are also nice.

Like a silky low heat oven that contracts around your bepis, m8

see above.

Do you like mint chocolate chip ice cream?

Yes I do.

Greentext what you did when you first fucked a horse

can you take a flight over here so i can shoot you in the face

When and how did you've discovered your zoophilia ?

is this you?

What animals are you planning on trying?
What animals do you really want to try, but probably never will?

keep getting connection errors when answering, dafuq is this.

Ive only fuck horses, whats other animals like?

omg do they cry?

tbh I don't really remember. It was a friend's horse though.

When I was about 13 or 14yo and I let the family dog lick my dick, it all escalated from there.

Nope.

Not really planning on any.
Big cats or some exotic ones like Kangaroos or bears, but that'll never happen probably.

Not a single one is the same, but I've never had a moment were I didn't enjoy it.

No.

I consider myself undersexed, but even I wouldn't fuck a goddamn animal. I have gone years without pussy and I still wouldn't do that.

The shame, oh the shame.

Don't you sometime have regret about doing it ?

Op you're awesome and if their is a way to talk to you out side of here I have discord LizardMomma#3221 is mine.

No Satan, I don't.
Don't confuse me with these bestiality morons who shove their dick in an animal just to get off btw, I always have a bond in one way or another with the animal. I'm not the type that goes "lol there's a [animal], I'm gonna fuck it right now", both parties need to enjoy this, or I'm not enjoying it.
I only feel regret if the animal got hurt in some way in the process. That's also the point were I stop and if possible comfort the animal.

Ferrets? You diddled a ferret?

Oh fuck, my first trips is a satanic one !
Do somebody in your family/friend circle/other know about your... Hum... "Bonds" ?

do you consider yourself a sick person? would you get some help or something?

Yes. A friend of mine had a female ferret in heat.
I was playing around with it and it kept "presenting" herself.
I just rubbed her a little between the legs while she laid herself over my hand and arm. After a few seconds she frantically started licking my arm, then the finger I used, then her vagina.
I figured she had an orgasm or it felt overstimulating.

Nobody knows except for 1 friend who is also a zoophile.

I don't, and I probably won't, unless it's taking over my life where I can like only get off to horse butts and start decorating my house as a barn.

What's your though on fur ?

How did you find out your friend was a zoophile?

What is horse dick like and how hard is it to get

You mean like fur coats and all that? I'm not really for it but I try to not let it bother me.
I'm not gonna be that person who throws a bucket of paint over someone wearing a fur coat either.

He blatantly told me in a drunk haze.

Big and meaty, like holding a pulsing soft and veiny arm. If you don't know anyone with a male horse, or if you don't have the money to keep your own, it's going to be pretty hard.

would you ever let an animal, like a dog or something small fuck you?

No I mean fur, like, furry porn.

can we get some animal pussies pics?

It happened already, so yes.

Ah, I figured you meant that at first but I wasn't sure lol.
I know some furry artists personally, they're good and fun people. I can enjoy furry porn, depends on the mood.

Google animal vagina or female animal anatomy or something, I funnily enough have nothing on my computer.
Funfact: Animal genitalia is not illegal to look at on the internet.

Do you already have sex with other humans ? If yes, do you find it as good as with animal ?

Yes, and I can't really compare. It's all its own experience.

How beta are you? Do you have friends besides that zoophile guy

I have dozens of friends, but I like to keep a close circle of "good friend", like 7 or 8

You're a good person OP. Finaly a zoophile that isn't full of bullshit made up stories. One of few online with believable stories.

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Did you/ would you ever fuck a human?

see

Other that the family dog who've lick your genital, what's the first animal you've banged ?

My own dog; a female Akita

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woah

Way to play video on iOS?

I want to have sex with an stallion. How should I do it? I am from germany, live in the city and dont know anyone with a stallion.

actually, I want to suck off a stallion to be exact

Then I am afraid there's a slim chance you ever will, unless you can contact someone through the internet (e.g. beastforum), but that's a dangerous thing to risk.
You could go fence hopping, but I am against that, plus it's very dangerous for many reasons.

Op where do you fuck the small animals compared to where you fuck the big animals? Have you ever almost gotten caught?

hmm.. sucks..

what is a safe lube for canines?

Have you ever had sex with a puma?

In the privacy of my house mostly, or at my zoo friend (he has a few farm animals).
Never been caught and I hope it stays that way.

Not really sure, I have used several brands and never had problems, as long as it's not one of those lubes with "hot feel" or "tingly whatever" in it... Regular silicone or water based lubes are fine.

(Sadly) I have not. Would be cool though.

I suggest vetenarian water based lube. works fine and really cheap.

veterinarian**

What do you think about the results of the French presidential elections?

Are you only attracted to mammals?

Can you recommend a good movie to watch?

So like are you romantic with it? Like do you make love to the animals? Going all slow and gentle and feeling them..
Or
Do you fucking grip them and slam your cock as far in as you can ferociously!

I get the feeling he is more gentle and caring and responsive to how the animal reacts

I don't approve of fucking animals, but OP seems to do it in the least bad way

>Actually fucking animals unable to consent
Jesus christ how horrible, its almost like fucking a braindead child.

Indifferent.

No.

Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
If movie needs to be available: Pulp Fiction.

The first part, although when I get into it I can get a bit rough, but that's mostly at the last minutes right before I'm cumming.

What did it feel like.

Lmao i agree bro! Pretty funny given if this conversation was held in public we would be painted as mad men.

What makes you think they're unable to consent?

I love you OP never has one such delivered.
Can you fuck me?

Like sliding your dick in a warm apple pie.

Alright, because you asked nicely.

Because its a fucking animal
You cant communicate with it

Yes we would be. If all the things i've discussed and debated (and played the devil's advocate for) as an user would be made public my family would disown me and my friends stop talking to me.

I like being user.

Are there any risks involved? Like medically speaking.

You can't communicate with a taiwanese hooker but that doesn't mean that she can't consent.

You clearly have never owned a pet smarter then a goldfish

Please don't hang me upon a cross for asking this question friend, but can you enlighten me on the exact definition of user? Is it really just someone who post on 4 chan? Sorry am NewFag.

Yes, there are always risks, for both you and animal. Infections are the most common thing to happen.
But if you and your animal are well cared for, you're very safe. For me, nothing has happened (yet).

do u wear a condom or smth?

Depends, I have worn condoms but mostly that was because I didn't want a mess.

I am user, you are user. We are two ships passing each other in the night, never knowing if we might meet again, unable to know if we do. Whateverwe express will be judged solely as is, without who we are affecting how others percieve it or it affecting us.

Are you that guy that owns a bunch of dogs and does tremendous mental gymnastics to justify buying or adopting things just to fuck? I swear I've argued with one of you scummy fucks before.