What if everyone in the world instead of being male of female, everyone would be born as either CIA or Bane...

what if everyone in the world instead of being male of female, everyone would be born as either CIA or Bane, but then there's also "trans" people in that they are born as a big guy and wear the mask and all, but identify as CIA and start doing the powerstance, take off the mask etc and the other way around

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You are describing utopia OP

How would separate toilets work? I wouldn't want CIA watching me pee.

One day we will rise up. We must unite today as both Bane and CIA.

Hey, fuck you Bane! Who says I want you watching me pee?

Being a natural Bane, I'd need to find me a nice young CIA to dominate.

CIA? More like CUP

how would babby be made?

>implying Bane isn't the bottom

you've been lied to my friend

it would be extremely baneful

Every day, all over the world, people going to their jobs, posting on social media, all communicating to one another with opening plane scene dialogue.

The kind of world I want to live in.

That picture was at NYCC correct

>This is what Banes belive

>tfw you self identify as a smee
STOP SUPRESSING MY RIGHTS CIaS-SCUM

>Mom, Dad.. I
>It's okay son, we know
>I'm CIA

>implying I couldn't abuse a young CIA about the face and lap with my meaty Bane booty

I came out to my parents as Bane over 2 years ago, it was extremely painful (for them).

It's baffling you thought this was funny.

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It's baffling you thought this was reddit

eric?

All hotheads must go

Bane?

Eric pls go

If there's one thing Banes and CIAs can agree on is that hotheads gotta get outta here

going to my grandma's funeral
>whisper to my mom "what if the plane crashes?"
>she says it's not going to crash
>"But isnt that the next step in your master plan? Crashing this plane with no survivors?"
>TSA agents swarm from every direction
>mom is blackbagged and swept away
>Agents come to question me
>assume the CIA powerstance (naturally I am wearing a dark jacket, khaki panta, and a blue shirt, as it is my day to day outfit)
>"I'm CIA. You don't get to bring friends."
>they apologize and disperse
>72 hours later mom is released from custody after intensive interrogation
>she's now on the no fly list

>image.jpg
I didn't need confirmation that baneposters are mobileposting cancer, but thanks anyway

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>he doesn't rename all of his files to image to trigger hotheads

make toilets where you can bring friends and toilets where you can't

Who else SAD here?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Activities_Division
people lump us with CIA but that's just bigotry.

What if they're not my friends?

Dad . . . I'm Masketta Man

GET OUT

Who would be the hotheads?

What if everyone were masketta men?

They they get in free.

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He's a big buy.

This is bedt thought post in a while