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Angry Sage edition

Upcoming events:

12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs King Mo
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA
12/31: WSOF 34 - Gaethje vs Firmino
1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
1/13: ACB 51 - Silva vs Torgeson
1/14: ONE FC: Quest for Power - Bigdash vs Prachnio
1/14: Invicta FC 21 - Anderson vs Tweet
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: ABC 52 - Aguev vs Kincl
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/23: VFC 55 - Lindsey vs Cochrane 2
1/27: Bellator 171 - TBA
1/28: EFN 58 - Machev vs Brandao
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko
1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Jones vs TBA
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Dos Santos vs Struve 2
3/4: UFC 209 - TBA
3/11: UFC FN 107 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA

News:

>Mir wants to roll with Jones
mmamania.com/2016/12/19/14009850/frank-mir-ready-fight-jon-jones-submission-grappling-match

>Sage going back down to lightweight
mmamania.com/2016/12/19/14006866/sage-northcutt-announces-lightweight-return-following-submission-loss-ufc-on-fox-22

>Cody East got arrested
mmamania.com/2016/12/19/14006414/former-ufc-fighter-arrested-charges-aggravated-assault-false-imprisonment

>Covington on performance against Barberena
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/colby-covington-spent-more-than-1200-out-of-pocket-to-fight-bryan-barberena

>Rose wants Waterson
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/rose-namajunas-calls-for-ufc-on-fox-22-winner-michelle-waterson-for-next-fight

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mmafighting.com/2016/12/19/14018258/cody-garbrandt-believes-dominick-cruz-is-projecting-when-he-brings-up-concussions
mmafighting.com/2016/12/19/14020160/paul-felder-to-clash-with-gilbert-burns-at-ufc-208
mmamania.com/2016/12/19/14009632/ufc-cub-swanson-wished-doo-ho-choi-corner-threw-towel-ufc-206-avoid-damage-mma
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How do I get Sages body?

fishst

roids, training and proper diet

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stop being mean cunt

Is Nick the "eternal boy"?

LOL

I hate how many fat people are fans of mma. It's embarrassing. Lose some fucking weight, losers.

Bananas

Does OP have a job?

Why is he always on point with new threads?

Reminder that Ronda Rousey would beat Floyd Mayweather.

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Make me!

Anyone got any cool Tito webms?

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This is the real thread
Here's some updated news

News:

>Garbrandt retarded enough to believe Freudian psychology has any basis in reality
mmafighting.com/2016/12/19/14018258/cody-garbrandt-believes-dominick-cruz-is-projecting-when-he-brings-up-concussions

>Felder to fight Burns
mmafighting.com/2016/12/19/14020160/paul-felder-to-clash-with-gilbert-burns-at-ufc-208

>Swanson wanted Choi's corner to throw the towel
mmamania.com/2016/12/19/14009632/ufc-cub-swanson-wished-doo-ho-choi-corner-threw-towel-ufc-206-avoid-damage-mma

youtube.com/watch?v=SM6R4Sd2YgU

>win by DEC
>not clattering those contender heads off the canvas

You are a spazz

I bet I'm more comfy than you right now

Freudian Psychology is 100% fact and valid

>mmafighting.com/2016/12/19/14018258/cody-garbrandt-believes-dominick-cruz-is-projecting-when-he-brings-up-concussions

I didnt expect that desu

So Cody got on that Freud hype train.Does he also has a thing for his mom?

is PB&J dolce-approved?

YOu are a weaboo spastic

sure thing kiddo

I want nothing more right now than Ronda to get busted by USADA. How do I make this a reality heem?

Taint her supplements

>Paige VanZant: Suspended 45 days for falling unconscious, no exception

Could you remake it in higher res please ?

Maybe that's why he gets mad when someone talks about his dad

SOON

Oh wow lol

she can taint my taint if you know what i mean

>doesn't have a bombastic personality
>ditz who can't adlib

Who the fuck is that guy on the left that Cruz is hanging out with?

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>>>/youtube/

I really, really like this photo

t. Reddit

THICC

Wait people actually give a shit about Paige?

>no (you)'s from the last two threads
Just heem me now and get it over with

I meant to post this one.

How does one beat Cruz? He seems impossible to beat

It's fate, December 30th, tune in to watch someone get tuned up

sage is still m-my boy

Oblique kicks to the knee

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Flying cross body

Would you """fuck""" Honda Housey?

I wouldn't fuck her with Hitler's dick.

for reference

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Liz's mouthpiece is so cute. When does she fight again?

Go away, Floyd.

here got your back pham

Cody, are you listening to this man?

Amanda will finish the job

also what happened to that Mayweather 10 Gs meme contest?Did heem win the 10 Gs

mickey gall would unironically do better in the WWE

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stipe tapped

kek i just found this in my old heem folder

i'll try
but not today sorry
more requests?

obsessed

Post cliche phrases that a lot of fighters use that don't necessarily have to do with fighting.

>I'm just gonna go out there and (fill in the blank)

With what?

Wrestle him and throw a lot of kicks
Overall, do everything you can to neutralize his footwork and avoid boxing him

>I've never had to chase pussy my whole life

youtube.com/watch?v=fXYs4MN-YKM

Some say his crouching allows him to catch kicks though, and isn't he trained in wrestling?

>Cody East got arrested

The one man rape train never stops

He's a good wrestler, you just have to be better, which is difficult
It's not easy, but it's a possible way of going about it
Trying to box with him like Cody will is a terrible idea, I can say that

Yeah he's fucked if he decides to do that. Dillashaw or DJ seemed like his toughest fights, would you say?

>Wrestle him

Lol that's just about the worst thing you can try and do. To beat him you're gonna have to hope you get lucky and flash KO him, for this reason I think Cody has a chance.

Anybody else find it gross the way UFC shamelessly hypes garbage fighters like Garbrandt?

>be "trash talking" bad-boy character
>have edgy tattoos
>tko a literally who
>tko untested prospect Almeida whose chin was obviously suspect
>tko a top 20 gatekeeper who's now 1-4 in his last 5
>get title shot

Embarrassing.

Doesn't he have like the least amount of strikes landed on him in the BW division?

As for Rousey, she won’t be doing any media after the combat sports media “attacked” her post-UFC 193.

.@DamonMartin @marc_raimondi I’ve been told Ronda doesn’t intend to speak to MMA media at all, but that is of course subject to change

be a big 145er with strong takedowns and physical strength, clinch him, and take him down until you're in a position to g+p

>shills for companies with the strong woman gimmick
>unironically one of the mentally weakest fighters in the ufc

He hast the least amount of strikes landed on him in the whole UFC

Yes, but he gets tagged with a big punch in almost every fight I've seen him in. You can't outpoint him but he is hittable. Just like Stephen Thompson got dropped by Tyron.

lol jouban begging didn't help him get a spot in the rankings

My god. I am praying Nunes KO/TKO's her. What an insufferable cunt. I swear Rousey v Holm will forever be one of my favorite start-to-finish fights. It was pure gold watching her get picked apart and KO'd.

Goddamn

Yeah fair enough, like user said, just takes a lucky punch

>she won’t be doing any media after the combat sports media “attacked” her post-UFC 193.

How does someone get broken this badly after a fight? It wasn't even THAT bad of a loss, it's not like she can't beat Holly, even Miesha did it, but damn, what a hot mess.

we discussed this many times, look at his foot position at the time he gets hit, its not a knockdown he just gets out of balance

>its not a knockdown

I bet you think DC just slipped when Rumble hit him.

She's always been this weak. She basically quit Judo after she lost in the Olympics, too. She's the ultimate frontrunner, the second she loses, she completely implodes.

>It wasn't even THAT bad of a loss

I disagree, man.

if you get a lot of (You)'s it probably means you're an idiot

>lose 2 in a row in UFC
>get arrested for domestic abuse charges

He just can't win a fight, can he?

>not that bad

She looked like an absolute amateur the entire fight and got brutally KO'd.

youtube.com/watch?v=mS3ogz6eRWo

>It wasn't even THAT bad of a loss
*leans into mic*
Oh man I disagree

Hey spergOP since youre such a Dom fan youre gonna be in Vegas for 207, right?

it was bad because he was touted as the best thing since sliced bread, ONCE EVER, then Holly made her look silly and shit

It's those damn metro PCS logos

They really shafted jouban, didnt even both to give an interview to the him after he's beaten the 2nd undefeated prospect they've given him. Especially when jouban was the underdog.

I'm still not sure if Jouban's actually all that good or if Perry is just very one-dimensional and would get beaten by anyone with decent footwork.