>The demands being made by various governments and the United Nations in “Civil War” are more than reasonable. They want the Avengers to stop being a privately run paramilitary organization that answers to no one. They want them to sign a treaty agreeing to transparency and some government oversight. This is common sense and what we would expect the standard liberal position to be in a world where superheroes exist.
>Instead, we have this distracting plot where Steve suddenly turns from a level-headed liberal to a Ayn Randian libertarian douchebag who throws tantrums because he has to do grown-up stuff like share power instead of make unilateral decisions for other people. It was a betrayal of the character and made the movie less fun than it should have been.
I am not even going to post a link to the rest of the article. You know where to find that shit. Someone can do a cached copy if motivated.
>Captain America: Civil War confirms our national dumb-down. While the mainstream media pretzel themselves over the presidential primaries, Marvel Studios has steadily accomplished a rejiggering of the American public’s cultural and political consciousness. Civil War completes this devolution in its story of superhero combat where one faction of pop icons, led by Captain America/Steve Rogers (Chris Evans), faces off against another faction, headed by billionaire genius Iron Man/Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.).
This one's a lot better. Marvel fans BTFO
Aiden Allen
>Steve Rogers is an icon of liberal patriotism >liberal patriotism
Cameron Wood
A guy named CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA believes in liberty? Who the hell would've thought?
Luis Sullivan
Doesn't really make sense I'd imagine Stark would be ok without uncle sam just like the Captn. Maybe just his black friend who was always super naïve and in the govt pocket.
Austin Stewart
>they actually put pic related in the movie almost word for word
That really made my day.
Angel Robinson
Why couldn't we get a good Fronk movie instead of all this avenger shit?
Ian Morales
>how dare this military veteran espouse conservative ideologies like limited federal government!?
Charles Williams
That hasn't existed since Hitler and the USSR.
Aren't liberals against slavery? But its ok if the Captn became one for the state.
Jason Jackson
We all know putting a dildo in your ass was the founding philosophy of America friend
Easton Cruz
Based Punisher. They need to make punisher great again.
Brody White
Are comic books really the place for intense philosophy?
Noah Clark
Tony Stark - ugly government cuck (and a disgusting manlet)
Steve Rogers - true American patriot and a freedom lover (also handsome as fuck)
Your choice
Parker Diaz
It looked like Steve is probably the only redpiled character (save for Hawkeye, he's just on Sup Forums level). This crazy scene of black woman telling of Tony because he didn't save her goddamn child - damn, they were busy saving a fucking city falling from the sky, how about not being that selfish? And this readiness to withdraw Avengers' power to completely useless UN, which cannot even stop civil wars in african shitholes and is likely overrun by Hydra is totally a legit course of action.
Yet, everybody hypes this bullshit and throw shit at superior BvS.
(Spiderman and Ant-man were probably the only tolerable part of the movie)
Joseph Murphy
> muh capeshit
Can we have like 5 other boards for this bullshit.
This board is for bait threads.
Zachary Barnes
Crappy quote... that's not what America was founded on and can be taken just about any way, to justify any belief.
0/10
Nolan Myers
>SALON
Jackson Reed
It brings liberals back to the last course they did well in while in school; coloring books.
Alexander Barnes
The black panther looks the best out of the lot of them.
David Wood
lol i bet this was written by a faggot democrat that still calls themselves a "liberal" instead of "progressive" when he realized socialism isn't liberal at all
Daniel Hill
Here's a (You) for your troubles.
Better luck next time.
Angel Thomas
Hey, a dildo is a potentially deadly weapon, and if I choose to bear it in my asshole, that right SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
Matthew Powell
>
Aiden Davis
>Instead, we have this distracting plot where Steve suddenly turns from a level-headed liberal to a Ayn Randian libertarian douchebag who throws tantrums because he has to do grown-up stuff like share power instead of make unilateral decisions for other people Capes are Randian by default. It's about overpowered freaks doing what they want because they want and only mediocre people want to stop them, either by being corrupted by power they don't deserve and can't fully control (villains) or being envious and jealous. Capes may pretend to have moral ambiguity but at the end, everything is accomodated to show that our hero was right and the mediocre people was wrong.
Jason Hill
>grown-up stuff like share power The person writing this clearly thinks like a child. To think that people like this have the vote.
Evan Hill
Also, this fucking nigger who's there just because HIS FATHER WUZ KING AND SHIT.
Lincoln Brown
>leftists triggered
Nice, I actually want to see this now.
Jack Diaz
>Be me >Read two things about the movie >Think Iron Man is on the right side because he wants to register heroes >Not realize that this is basically gun control and I agreed with it
Redpill me on Civil War the Captains side
Austin Diaz
It makes no sense to me that stark would want to be under govt control when the govt itself tried to kill him and snare his company.
Anthony Campbell
Well banter aside, do we need to have "enlightening" discussions over things that were made purely to sell ad space?
Jackson Reyes
Friendly reminder that Iron Man was right. If you support private vigilantes running around punching and killing people outside the law with no government oversight you're a lolbertarian anarkiddo.
Adrian Hernandez
>like limited federal government!?
It wasn't even the federal government, or shield. In the movie they demanded the avengers be answerable to a coalition of 121 countries who signed the accord to control super heroes.
Answering to the UN would mean fuck all would ever get accomplished. Suddenly china or russia have veto power over where captain America can deploy.
Ethan Wilson
WE
Jack Bell
Their version of America, yes.
Hunter Jenkins
capeshit viral marketing pls leave
Jackson Wright
WUZ
Dylan Phillips
>getting butthurt over bantz
dog bless
Brody Peterson
>if you're not a libertarian you're a bootlicker
Aiden Martinez
Let's see regressives share power, then.
Luke Gray
>someone who's literally mentally stuck in 50s >expected to behave like a libtard from circa 2016 Not even fiction is safe from retarded liberals.
Thomas Flores
captain america and heros as whole will always just be a reflection of american society. in the 40's with their fake patriotism bullshit against the nazis, captain america was conservative fighting against "opression".
Christopher Jones
>liberal patriotism
Evan Ortiz
Why is Ireland a cuck country. I used to love Ireland, Sup Forums potatoes are ruining it for me
Jacob Sullivan
This is very current year
Eli Scott
Shut up faggot
Owen Perez
>taking this place seriously Half the shit that comes out of here is satire
Evan Sanders
>Why is Ireland a cuck country Coming from the biggest producer and consumer of interracial porn on earth, you're funny.
Camden Campbell
>turn on one of those capeshit flicks >it actually has a plot where a personification of United States of America fights against an oppressive tyrannical government whos goal is to inviligate everyone with supposed "protection" and "safety" as a reason
>absolutely no normie notices this is an allegory to what happens and was happening for the past 10 years because if they noticed they would have to sacrifice a little bit of their comfortable lifes and decide for themselves once in their lives
G A R B A G E
Levi Price
POTATO
Brandon Russell
SHALL
Logan Barnes
Leafposting at its best. How does Weed man's cock taste like?
Gabriel Cruz
The Irrelevant Review can't blow anything but itself out. They are probably upset that Rogers didn't bow down to the globalist establishment, being that they are themselves a mouthpiece of the globalist establishment.
Juan Turner
>capitan america was a liberal patriot he had absolutely no liberal mindset at all do these retards even read the comics or watch the movies they talk about?
Charles Sanchez
The script is bound the fact that Stark and Rogers must be polar opposites. While true in most cases, I guess you're right, they shouldn't bend to government will in this case.
After all, it's overhyped capeshit. My hope for new decent Marvel movies is long gone.
Mason Allen
Also friendly reminder that it was the UN security council that ordered NYC be nuked in the first avengers movie.
Pic related are the "accountable people" that the avengers would have to directly answer to.
Grayson Carter
I watched this movie and this is exactly what I thought
it was basically captain america the isolationist libertarian versus the douchebag ironman the globalist who wants to cut deals with the UN
Samuel Hall
>standard liberal position >liberal position >standard
Jonathan Martin
>He believes the satire meme
An unfortunate truth yet our population is enormous compared to yours, almost every potato I've seen posts like a cuck, why?
Andrew Baker
>Liberal >patriotism
Mexican Intellectuals
Dylan Morgan
I DONT UNDERSTAND THESE STORIES AREN'T EVEN WRITTEN THAT GREAT WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY ABOUT POLITICS OR PHILOSOPHY
Jaxson Scott
Good fucking leave comics alone so I can enjoy my hobby without you trying to force change.
Jack Allen
To trigger plastic paddies, why else? kek.
Gabriel Morgan
>It was a betrayal of the character and made the movie less fun than it should have been. somebody's projecting pretty dang hard
Aiden Taylor
I bet these are the same people who think Bernie Sander is a true American.
Robert Adams
AND SHIT
Liam Gonzalez
Nice try, Ivan.
Angel Reed
DareDevil Season 2 brah
Brayden Butler
GG no re
Robert Butler
Just look at the "woman" who wrote the article. Fake black widow? Trips name this Commie.
Robert Rivera
But you are also Ivan.
Josiah Wright
The Scarlet Bitch
Ryder Ross
...
Henry Young
Punisher Netflix series was confirmed Gonna be great
Joshua Scott
Who wins in the Civil War
Logan Collins
Trump is like batman and captain America roled into one.
Bentley Brooks
I saw this movie last night so I'm basically the authority on this
Black Panther was a horrible character
first of all; there was 3 or 4 nigger superheros already
second, in order for the black panther to be relevant, they had to reduce the percieved strength of winter soldier and others
I was pissed. How could some nigger literal nigerian prince scammer beat the winter soldier? I never red the comic books; but it's basically a genetically engineered super soldier russian guy.
But nooooo, black panther can go shot for shot with him, which is bullshit. A fucken nigger in a cat costume
Iron man is flying to siberia? fuckin black panther is following him, and he doesnt even notice
everytime black panther was doing something, it would be the same music; the flutes
These 5 superheros are chillin in a room, black panther sneaks in there without them noticing?
fuck it was so annoying. Also I didn't really like the dude that looked like will smith, nor tic tac growing/ shrinking costume guy. If these guys' costumes were the only thing that gave them power, it's obvious iron man with his dickish communist globalism would have trapped them to steal their costumes and reverse engineer their powers onto his. Tony stark is that type of nigga.
pic unrelated just wanted attention
Eli Anderson
Nobody. Guaranteed a sequel.
Adam Fisher
Thanks, tovarisch Boris, now let's have some borscht
Jason Allen
The Jews
Jace Mitchell
>make punisher great again but punisher was always garbage
Bentley Myers
Hormone Hog-Wart
Robert Johnson
>liberal patriotism Bahahaha... Since when was Captain America a liberal?
Cameron Russell
Joss Whedon, pls
Jeremiah Brown
I watched it today. I liked black panthers costume m8. It was sexy as fuck. Also, you talk about how winter soldier got their power reduced because of the nig but what about spiderman? He stopped winter soldiers punch with one hand.
Elijah Jenkins
If you read the comics the Nig Panther is probably the strongest super hero
Samuel Ortiz
> they had to reduce the percieved strength of winter soldier and others
Black Panther is supposed to be rather strong, but Captain America and Winter Soldier are tied for being probably the best melee fighters around, and Panther didn't just fight them to stalemate - he was winning. So, yeah, it was pretty annoying.
Mason Price
Netflix, bah. Should be on HBO and full of torture and gore.
Asher Lee
Kek, I saw this last night with some of my very blue-pilled normie friends and they were all pissed at Captain America.
Liberal butt-hurt is truly one of the most enjoyable things in life.
Also Black Panther wuz Kang n shit
Lucas Green
That's the black one in the comics.
Benjamin Rodriguez
No joke. I've heard people literally reason that captain America should be a liberal who supports gay rights cuz he grew up in NY.
Easton Bailey
Daily reminder Alex Jones works for Red Skull
Carson Evans
Did they even watch Winter Soldier?
Connor Myers
Thecaptainnotaverynicechapoatall
Chase Wood
Its not like in Winter Soldier he found out SHIELD was actually hydra in disguise making his beliefs shatter or anything.
Samuel Lewis
BP is a super human with a costume made from fucking vibranium you are being a really stupid piece of shit that doesn't understand what he is watching
Carson Watson
Spidermans physical strength is usually downplayed
Brayden Walker
>muh gubment
Holy shit, and all this time I thought it was a meme. Seems those people truly do exist.