Any britfags watch masterchef?

Any britfags watch masterchef?

I want to fuck this giantess while she feeds me sous-vide pheasant breast.

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yes and yes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
You cunt!
I haven't watched it yet.

I would quaff Saliha's spicy vagoo as well.

When Lorna literally picked Saliha up off the ground, I went fully erect.

OP here. My post had no spoilers.

having said that, she's still nothing compared to the platinum-level bonable Irish one

Sauce on pic? Any more like this?

>Britain Masterchef
>Britain
>British cuisine
>Chef
>In the first mistery box you challenge they have to cook spaghetti with ketchup

TOP LMAO

That's rancid user. Angular faced Irish girls are the worst.

Her facebook. Just what is public.

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i can't be bothered to google pictures, but you're objectively wrong.

i'd even rather bone the similarly large, slightly italian, no make-up one.

Ugh, what is wrong with your tastebuds. Greg and John would not be happy.

you and i both know the truth -

other than in cherry-picked facebook pics, the reality of an overly made-up miss piggy must be faced.

the truth will set you free. the truth that giovanna is both hotter and still in the competition

>teenage Lorna
>hop in my time machine
>now called my rape machine

She looks like maggie Thatcher from spitting image

phwoooaar!

Eh, maybe objectively you're right about Giovanna, but she still does nowt for my wang.

Saliha is still the top qt.

i just cant believe how wrong you are. are you retarded?

saliha literally looks like the hand-rubbing guy in the cartoon jew meme

objectively - irish woman>giovanna>miss piggy with lipstick>............the asian one who will be kicked ut on wednesday's episode

There's something a bit rapey about Gregg Wallace...

What can I say - my dick likes exotica (and rich jewesses). Your dick favours potato-eating Catholics from twenty generations of alcoholics.

I'm just gutted I couldn't find fb pics of Saliha, which is why we have a Miss Piggy thread.

qt3.14

You do realise she doesn't actually look like this, don't you?

>girls wear makeup
Thanks for the tip user. This girl I will never meet almost fucking tricked me there.

Not makeup - posed photographs

So when she's running around a hot kitchen on Masterchef, each shot is posed, overexposed and has selfie filters applied.

Good to know.

Also,
>she doesn't actually look like this because she posed
Most photos ever taken are posed.

i'll spell this out simply, because you clearly have some kind of disability:

most pictures are not posed, most pictures are candid. that's pretty much the point of photography as an 'art'.

she looks way better in the posed photographs frm her facebook than she does 'candidly' - if yoou follow me.

the turkey neck, the absent jaw, the top-heavy head, the obnoxious lipstick used to distract from all of the above -

you can pull that off with facebook 'posed', you cant pull that off in real life 'candid'