1. First manager to play Eto at right back
2. First manager to have 2 world record breaking signings but fail to win the champions league with them
3. Cast out Kevin DeBruyne because he wasn't running around like a retarded chicken on the wing like he demanded
4. First manager to get blown the fuck out by his own physio
5. First manager to alienate his club's greatest servant because they didn't obey him unquestionably
6 Sold Romelu Lukaku for pennies without inserting a buyback clause
7 Wasted the David Luiz money on a one season wonder like Matic
8. Turned Nigeria's most promising attacking midfielder into a boring, useless defensive midfielder
9 Begged for a Ruined Kaka then whined about how he wasn't good enough
11. Turned Ronaldo from an all around dominant force of nature into a petulant tap-in babby that can't perform without the rest of the team spoonfeeding him
12. Almost ruined Luka Modric
13. Turned an impressionably young, highly creative attacking midfield into the modern day run around and do nothing player we see today, Oscar
14. Ruined Eden Hazard
16. Already ruined Martial's career
17. Convinced his club to spend 150mil for a dabbing Leroy Fer
20. trusted Thibaut Courtois to not be a rat after he betrayed DeBruyne and got rid of Cech
21. Hasn't developed a single young player into world class in his entire 20 year career
23. Go stacked from the same club twice in under 3 seasons
24. Turned one of the best strikers in Europe into a pony-tailed Kevin Davies
25. First manager ever to play a 6 man defence against Liverpool
26. Has the best young striker in world football, and decides to ruin his career by playing him at left-wing back
27. He spent £50 million on Mhkitariyan then lies to the fans about why he won't play him
30. Literally demanded opposition manager can't celebrate goals against his team
31. Blamed his team's doctor for losing a match, and bannished her from the club, which has now led to the club being sued in an employment tribunal
Let me tell you something about Jose Mourinho
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32. 1st manager to instruct his players to two-foot tackle opposition wingers
33. Dug out his young left back in the media because he had the audacity to play a bad game
35. Literally about to spend £43M on a plyer no one has heard of from Benfica
36. Has already ruined Wayne Rooney
37. Was so hated by his players, the likes of Hazard, Courtois, Costa decided to sacrifice a year of their career just to get rid of him
38. Was voted Real Madrids most unpopular manager ever
>one of five managers that won the champions league with two different clubs
>only manager that won 4 major european leagues l (lel liga, epl, seria a, primeira liga)
>undefeated at home with 4 different clubs for 150 games (feb 2002- abril 2011)
is he truly the goat?
1. Most points in a single Spanish season
2. First Real Madrid coach to win the Copa del Rey in the 21st century
3. Coached the skinniest Ronaldo in the history of Real Madrid
i-is mourinho the portugese brenny?
>3. Coached the skinniest Ronaldo in the history of Real Madrid
incredible stats
reall makes you question the fact that he won the uefa cup and then the champions league with porto and then won the champions league again with inter milan
what a hack!
>ruined Eden Hazard
People are still defending that piece of shit?
Literally played like shit to get Mourinho out along with Costa, the literal definition of a mercenary.
no, you don't have to defend him. he is useless.
>EPL, serie a, primeira liga
>major european leagues
whoa nice meme bro!
@73198163
you deserve no replies
>8. Turned Nigeria's most promising attacking midfielder into a boring, useless defensive midfielder
Mikel is still loke Iniesta when he plays for Nigeria
>stealing jokes from Crackovia
>This supposed massive retard is objectively one of the most succesful managers in history
Shows you how football managers don't really matter
>implying its a meme
This is why I prefer Guardiola, Pep enhances the sport as a whole in many aspects, Mourinho does nothing but drag it back.
I'm thankful that Pep, Conte & Klupp are in the premier league to sort that shit out and bring some creativity back to a boring as fuck league.
Also most points in EPL, 95 with Chelsea, and won a treble with Inter, which had not won a UCL since 1965
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40. First manager to try use Eider Gudjohnsen as a defensive midfielder
41. Turned Anontio Valencia from a 10 a season man winger into an African Tony Hibbert
42. Literally poked an opposition manager in the eye because he lost a match
43. Signed Fabio Coentrao for £30M
45. Signed Nuri Sahin, Hamit Alintop, Adebayor, Pedro Leon and Sergio Canales for Real Madid
>Signed Fabio Coentrao for £30M
not a bad player. helped rm win their clasicos after he was signed. shame that he was always getting hurt.
Good posts
>Signed Nuri Sahin, Hamit Alintop, Adebayor, Pedro Leon and Sergio Canales for Real Madid
Also signed Modric, Ozil, Khedira, Varane, and Di Maria.
What idiot told the opposition not to go and get the ball off them? That's what you get for parking the bus even when losing.
>Has already ruined Wayne Rooney
rppney was shit with van lel too, and with moyes
>0 champions league with the most expensive squad ever
It's a waste of energy, you see what happens and the end of the gif
It's hardly Mourinho's fault that Ramos decided to fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a NFL kicker during a penalty shootout.
hes made up for it tbf
Arsne is that you?
Really you are holding a penalty shootout against Mouyes? I'm not his fan but everyone knows they would have raped Chelsea...
fukken saved
46. Signed the world's most expensive magician for £93.2m after Man U let Juve have him >for free
>Primeira Liga
Literally worse than Ligue 1.
> won a treble with Inter, which had not won a UCL since 1965
His Champions League winning side had 0 (ZERO) italians.
The club is called "Internazionale" for a reason
Materazzi
>Materazzi
Subbed in at the 90 Minute
>The PL from 04-07 wasn't arguably the best league in the world
amerifats
>manuwinsLOL
Trully a legend.
More titles than combined titles of Arsenal, Liverpool and Spurs in Premiership.
? United did not win the league while Mourinho was manager of Chelsea
He's pretty much the best active manager but not sure about GOAT status.
Kek'd.
Why did he sit back when they had the lead AT HOME?
>21. Hasn't developed a single young player into world class in his entire 20 year career
This is really the most damning one. He doesn't develop players. He destroys them.
Arsenal has three, as does Mou. And winning at Chelsea isn't a big feat. Nor is winning the "Premier" League. Stick to caning people and executing drug dealers.
>1. First manager to play Eto at right back
>1A. First manager to play Wayne Bridge at left wing
>winning at Chelsea isn't a big feat
Outside of Mouyes only Ancelotti managed it in recent era. Also Mou is the only won who won it with Madrid in last 9 years, despite playing against probably the best team ever.
Did you expect Rafa or Guus to win it? They've had shit managers mostly.
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