Ask a guy who just got a legit happy ending for $60 bucks anything
I had no idea happy endings were real in america. Thought that was 3rd world country thing.
I live in San Diego California and there's rub n tugs on every corner I just found out. They even list their addresses on Back Page. So hot. Gonna get tugged by a different girl tonight. They let you suck on their tits and grab their bare ass cuz they wear little skirts.
bump
uh duh
you're better off just getting a straight whore from backpage
the massages are usually shit, the actual massage parlors are filthy and banging on a massage table sucks
Are the whores good? Also I don't want to deal wit a rude spic whore. Or a pimp. Especially not a pimp.
I'm very non intimidated by the stupid gook ladies
Nice try SDPD
your missin out pussi boi
but tbh Iwas a little sketched out that it was a sting operation too, because its so blatant it seems like a trap
but nah... I guess they just cant stop these whores cuz theres no way to prove niggas are nuttin behind closed doors
im from OC actually. Westminister/Garden grove is a treasure trove of parlors. the backpage escorts are either land whales using fake pics, sting operations, or niggas that plan on robbing your ass
Throw a search in for rub maps. Thank me later
Have you found any that have genuinely hot chicks? Ive only done this twice so far, and both girls were 5/10. They weren't ugly, but they def werent THICC
the sd strip clubs are getting real loose these days
i've had good luck. been mongering a while. use good judgement and you'll be fine. depending on where you live, you can find even better asian whores on backpage for cheaper than going to handjob huts
Dude! Date a bitch. Wait till she's on her period and get her (and yourself) excited. Pull your dick out. And when she says, "I told you I'm on my period.", tell her that you're really turned on. And ask her to give you a handjob. You might fuck around and also get some head.
That's pretty cheap-average price. If you budgeted a bit more you could get a proper whore or maybe tip the masseuse extra fora bj etc. It's more fun in Asia because you barely understand eachother and you negotiate the price
Yo OP where the fuck in SD? I live in Poway and I haven't been able to find any. Any specific places?
Was it up in clairemont? Linda vista? I'm assuming vietnamese
That's what I thought Clairemont seems like the type of place to go for that shit, Miramar too.
Actually, the decent spas can be clean and reliable as far as knowing what you are walking into. I have better experiences than I do with the hit-or-miss Backpage girls. Hard to find steady BP whores ones that stick around and aren't nursing a drug habit. Meanwhile, the spa girls are just bucketing money to spend and send home on their next vacation back to SK.
Plus, yellow fever is kind of my thing, so there's that.
Rubmaps.. backpages, craigslist, etc, so easy to find happy endings. Only some jew politician would not want people to have such a thing.
PRO TIP: Dont waste money on that.. Instead go to Pattaya Thailand.. $28 Full Servicem thousands of ladies eagerly awaiting. Youtube Soi 6 Pattaya if u want to know what im talking about then book ur trip
You the guy that asked for advice earlier about visiting an Asian massage parlor?
Yeah...if you like dick chick maybe. You're probably so fat east county Indian fat boy.
How much are plane tickets, passport, hotels, shots, doctors visits after, etc?
Don't know how I'd feel about a squinter tugging on me meat, but I guess if I closed my eyes and didn't think about it it'd feel good just like a massage would. I haven't experienced it so guess I can't knock it. Good for you OP.
>Thailand
>Ladies
no thanks, i dont like dicks
>I live in San Diego California
Fellow navy bros?
It's 50 for an hour and 40 for the ending. Don't Jack up my prices asshole.