OFFICIAL NEW YORK RANGERS AT PITTSBURGH PENGUINS GAMETHREAD

>rags

>pens lineup

2nd for lundpads' spin of misery

>muh HBK
>trying a memeline vs finnish goaltending

this is already over

Sir, I'm going to need to see ID's and a letter of authenticity concerning this thread.

yes sir officer

>all those missing ä's and ü's
>all those suits that take up 50% of the names
>KrisTOPHER Letang!

>Mario Lemieux
>Jon Taglianetti

how? he was teh player I would drop in NHL '96. He had the worst ratings.
Is Lemieux the president/owner?

Everything seems to be in order. Have a nice day.

no dick rash tonight

SEARCHIIIIIIING


how nice it is to find a link to see the whole thing

How much ass does Jeff Jimmerson pull?

>this rendition of the national anthem

how bad are the >rags gonna get slapped around?

>puck drops
>icing

>rags

>puck drops
>rags already getting dominated


gonna be a good one for us i think

PENULTY

>"penguins flying"
>penguins can't fly
what did he mean by this

Just imagine if we actually had a competent PP

jesus this is gonna be a murder

>Penguins "power"play

they didn't fly so good

>Watching the Penguinos before the 3rd period

you would think with 3 of the best forwards in the game it wouldn't be an issue but the PP is our biggest weakness. it's kind of astounding.

LOL COULD HE EVEN SHOOT WIDER? HE PUT THE FEAR OF GOD TO THAT REF

pk is not pp

ur pp is not suposed 2 b poopoo

>Malkin to Crosby to Malkin to Crosby to Bill who hesitates or whiffs and puck gets cleared.

Getting REAL tired of this shit.


Nice one goatsby

SURGICAL

HIGHWAY TO THE RANGERS ZONE

>No Fluery or Lundqvist

Feels bad man

goddamn

what an exciting game

hey I got three consecutive digits in a row

Well they scored it's cool

what a shame debnts can't be payed in dubs

>Adeste fideles on E-guitar
absolutely
fucking
disgusting

>ruwendel getting game time since oleksy sucks and everyone is dead
>gets golden opportunity for first NHL
>chokes

damn it seems like pens rookies always have a good first game

>missing my thorough post on the situation

you are stupid, in a society that encourages stupidity.

Shame you're a rags fan desu

will Murray's glovehand ever improve?

LEL

can we cut off fluery's and sew it on to murray's arm?

add the Fleury pokecheck and he's god. We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.

LOADED LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN

Can't stump the Puemp (unless you concuss him)

oh it's you

I don't even feel like shitpostign about that goal because >we are so bad and pens might just drop another 4 on >us

you must pay

yeah pens are real mad about not losing this whole month and then dropping 2 straight in OT. they did extra practice today voluntarily so they should win

I also like the pens back in NHL 02. loved tearing shit up with that Lemieux-Straka-Kovalev line
>best defenders on that team were Kasparaitis and Roszival with a 76
>goaltender was Hedberg with a 79

>no Fluery or Lundqvist in a Rags v Pongs match
>meme HBK line
>Puempel scores a goal
>21 stops in the FIRST PERIOD by >finnish goaltending

meme game incoming?

team of my childhood man straka kovalev and kasparaitis hold a sweet spot in my heart

weird how all of that turned out. could've easily stayed a pens guy. but after a long NHL absence my brother and I started agaibn in 2014 and just chose the team that matched our local soccer teams colors and it grew onto us

>Big dick Rick
>Keeps getting groin injuries

Really makes you think

No worries. New York and makes most sense for yuros anyway

>icing on the goaler
kek

>PP
>spend most of it shooting wide or losing the puck

every time.

Good decision though desu

muh sweeper keeper

Would be nice if they ever won an offensive zone faceoff

GENO

AM

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Cuck.

>PP ineffective as always
>Give up goal soon after it's over

Everything here seems in order.

>rags are #1 in the metro div

LMAO HOW

my favorite part about the pens pk is that if they kill it off they get to put out crosby and malkin for extended periods of time

>Grabner with breakaway opportunity
>dings it off the crossbar

this is happening way too often for my liking.

...

SCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

BILL ALERT

POST YOUR BILLS

HAVE YOURSELF A BILL

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL

...

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

THE SEXUAL THRILL

BILL

So fucking sloppy

...

there's a vision slowly creeping

>Flashback to that time Crosby got a 2 minute roughing minor where everyone else would've gotten 5+instigator

fuck this game I'm going to bed good night

reminder the pens are missing their top 2 dmen

reminder the rag are #1 in the metro division

Reminder the Rangers are missing 3 of their top 6

>2 more games played
>only 2 points ahead
>playing the pens

reminder

>rags

Pirri is just a black hole on the PP

penguins are 10-0 when leading after 2 this year. they only blew one last year

>rags

>rags

>rags

>rags

>see goalie give up bad glove side goal
>Shoot stick
>Rags

>rags?

>rags

it really is incredible how some teams don't realize it. whether their scouting is bad or the coaching towards the scouting is bad it's just unreal that some don't do it

GRABNER BY THE PUSSY

>pens d without letang
kill me

SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

based Schultz bringing up the slack. I hope we let Daley go and resign him

>own goal
SCHULTZ SCORES

you guys think lundy is stewing on the bench muttering shit like "i would have made that save"?

no

GOATSBY TO RUSTY