Tell me things you've seen I wouldn't believe

Justin Lopez
Justin Lopez

Tell me things you've seen I wouldn't believe.

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Dominic Jones
Dominic Jones

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion

Julian Wood
Julian Wood

Get this. I walk into my room and my cat was sitting on my hat which was on top of a mat. Crazy shit; my little sister nearly died she couldn't believe it

Adam Wright
Adam Wright

Ive seen a guy claiming he was a werewolf shapeshift live on oovoo

Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

Matthew Anderson
Matthew Anderson

Seen a whale with a polka dot tail down by the bay area

Bentley Adams
Bentley Adams

Nah, why bother? All those moments will be lost in time...

Adam Russell
Adam Russell

All those moments will be lost in time...

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

Skeleton on spider in minecraft

Josiah Smith
Josiah Smith

Like tears in the rain?

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

A hood nigga that had a job and was good at it

Justin Torres
Justin Torres

Fuck off! I've been playing minecraft since 1.6 and this is not a thing

Kevin Sanchez
Kevin Sanchez

I've seen a real vagina in person

David Campbell
David Campbell

And zombie on chicken?

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

A black president

Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

saw two Abbos fucking in a park around 11am from a McDonald's window

James Morgan
James Morgan

Was that a nightmare?

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

Time to die.

Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

I may have seen an alien.
Or it was the most real dream I ever had.

Cameron Cruz
Cameron Cruz

A seven year old being breast fed by an elderly woman

James Nguyen
James Nguyen

who preceded a cheeto president.

.. what a time to be hanging around, doing shit all but shitposting.

Dylan Foster
Dylan Foster

Let's be PC here. It's Basketball American

Jordan Rodriguez
Jordan Rodriguez

I have seen what's after death. My life has been kinda fucked ever since

Logan Thompson
Logan Thompson

circumsoldier?

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

I've seen the string theory happen in real time. I never believed it before.

I watched my future slip through my fingers, and simultaneously saw what would have happened if I didn't.

I saw happiness. Once. Just a glimpse.
And it wasn't even my own.

Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

72 loose vaginas?

Luis Bennett
Luis Bennett

a real live nekkid woman. many of them.

Cameron Gutierrez
Cameron Gutierrez

what did you see?
Was it breasts?

Isaac Wood
Isaac Wood

Nothing.

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

thats the good option thoooo

Jordan Sanchez
Jordan Sanchez

I am okay with this. Relieved to know that my grandparents watch me masturbate lol

Mason Stewart
Mason Stewart

Flicked my cherry off my cigarette, but it didn't land on the porch. Instead it hovered about a foot in the air spinning around. I kneeled down and put my hand above and underneath it and it just kept spinning like a gyroscope. I stood back up to pull my phone out of my pocket, worried if I took my eye off of it, it'd stop. Instead, the cherry burned out and the ashes broke up and floated to the ground like normal before I got the camera on. I wasn't high and I'm not known to hallucinate. I'm sure there was a scientific explanation, though it looked supernatural.

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

that my grandparents dont**** watch me masturbate, I mean

Jaxon King
Jaxon King

I saw a man dressed up as an cowboy dancing round(rodeo) on the street, and taking a shit on the sidewalk.

Easton Bailey
Easton Bailey

Confirmed, have witnessed this beast.

Ryan Foster
Ryan Foster

I can't really describe it, to be honest. It was absolutely nothing like any concept of 'afterlife' I've ever heard of, or seen though. It was just absolutely beyond comprehension

Nicholas Cook
Nicholas Cook

life is just a dream by some alien creature from another dimension confirmed
nice

Cameron Ward
Cameron Ward

I saw pink mist

Chase Rodriguez
Chase Rodriguez

This guy, right?

Evan Cooper
Evan Cooper

A black person that is not a nigger

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

Higher dimensions in our afterlife are as good a possibility as any to explain what I've seen.

Joseph Collins
Joseph Collins

I spawn killed the entire enemy team with 1 noobtube on WaW back in '09

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

I've seen that there are only two genders.

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

taking mental replays of the things you did or how you got there or the idea you thought of while doing the thing your trying to remember will help you remember things in much better detail then otherwise. its fun

Andrew Adams
Andrew Adams

have seen both a humpback whale and a lion,on two different occassions, from less then 20 ft away/face to face no car or anything

Brody Rogers
Brody Rogers

like tears in the rain?

Easton Jenkins
Easton Jenkins

Why even do anything. Why should I love my girlfriend? All those moments will be lost in time.......

Hudson Ward
Hudson Ward

Was the hat, flat after that?

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

Shot My self in the throat with a co2 powered pellet gun point blank to prove it was empty (i know im fucking retarded) and walked away without going to the hospital.

Pic related
Hard to see color variation in scar up close but its there

John Watson
John Watson

Yeah. I could put it in a stack, on a rack

Easton Clark
Easton Clark

Had on an open dry bench in the middle of a rain storm

Lincoln Rivera
Lincoln Rivera

My own liver being pinched by a Trauma Surgeon. . I was awake for the whole slicing and dicing with no anesthesia. I died a few times after thanks to Grade 5 liver crush, An Aortic Arch Aeurysm and a TBI...about 23 other things but those were the worst injuries,

Charles Mitchell
Charles Mitchell

I saw the War.

Dominic Kelly
Dominic Kelly

racoon getting shot in the face through a cage

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

Is your had left or right on the pic?

Im really confused..
.

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

bush didn't do 9/11

Zachary Martinez
Zachary Martinez

I've seen a paper airplane ascend to the heavens and disappear behind the clouds.

Lincoln Jones
Lincoln Jones

You are a liar!!! No body on b/ ever do that

Aaron Phillips
Aaron Phillips

I saw red

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

Watched a guy get hit I the face by an inch and a half plug(about 3lbs of iron) with about 10000 psi behind it
Blew out the back of his head with enough force his hard hat broke my nose

Colton Green
Colton Green

Well this shit just escalated in a hurry

Grayson Russell
Grayson Russell

Me too. We used to throw them off of mountain tops where I grew up. If they catch the wind they will fly off over the horizon. We would put out emails and a small message on them.

Thomas Cruz
Thomas Cruz

Nice, that's cheating. My one was thrown on more or less flat ground. Then it hit a thermal draft at just the right speed and angle to make it spiral upwards into the clouds.

Oliver Diaz
Oliver Diaz

When I was little, and on vacation with my family to the Bahamas, I saw a star slowly moving in a triangle pattern. Also, later in life while in the Republic of Panama I saw a light shoot up from the sea and move slowly against the wind then fall back to the sea...about 20 min. later the same light shot up from the sea again but this time it went strait up at increadable speed until it disappeared into the sky. I still can't find an explanation that I can agree with.

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

That's awesome user

Hunter Watson
Hunter Watson

I just relived a traumatic fucking experience for op and you guys are talking about fuckin paper airplanes what the fuck man
That shit fucked up my fuckin head man
I wasn't right for a fuckin year because I can still remember spitting out blood and not knowing if it was mine or from my coworkers fucking brain

Nolan Cox
Nolan Cox

I thought maybe a flair or some fireworks off of a small boat that was too far off shore to see, but that wouldn't explain why the first time it drifted against he wind though. I've lost sleep over this.

Hunter Gomez
Hunter Gomez

What happened?

Hudson Lewis
Hudson Lewis

who is that?

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

I feel that user. I had to hose What was left of my best friend out of an M.R.A.P. while in Afghanistan

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

Boo fucking hoo cuck. No one cares about your dead co worker. Too many rekt threads for us to care. Grow up pussy

Thomas Martinez
Thomas Martinez

Someone threw a human torso at me once.

Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill

Watched a guy get hit I the face by an inch and a half plug(about 3lbs of iron) with about 10000 psi behind it
Blew out the back of his head with enough force his hard hat broke my nose

Jeremiah Gonzalez
Jeremiah Gonzalez

all that edge

Ethan Powell
Ethan Powell

a naked girl

James Gray
James Gray

The sun

Jose Hill
Jose Hill

A lady pee standing up, into a jar 2 feet away.

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

My bad, didn't realize you were the same user. Shit dude, hope you don't have lifelong trauma from that

Owen Cruz
Owen Cruz

I would like to see how you would react to shit going down like that you fuck
You think you've seen shit because you watch it on your computer
Have you ever been around so much fucking blood that that is the only thing you can smell it's the only thing you can see because it's in your eyes you can taste it you can feel it all over your face and it takes everything in your power to not go fucking insane and start screaming because you just watch your friends head fucking explode like a watermelon

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

No I'm not one of these people who ruins the rest of their lives because they have PTSD
Shit went down I was pretty fucked up over it for a while and I got over it
It just pisses me off when fuckers try to make shit out to be no big deal because they have watched gore on the fuckin internet
Shit is a lot worse when you are close enough to smell the blood

David Kelly
David Kelly

lad from Kenya comes to England to study at Uni
he's robbed at knife point by a black London guy on day 1 for his headphones
he said it was safer in his village with lions near by the perimeter
only black guy I knew that didn't have a chip on his shoulder for whites

Noah Russell
Noah Russell

Pics or it didn't happen
Related captcha

James Jones
James Jones

But of course you didnt take pictures right?

I think most unbelievable thing Ive seen is a ufo I guess. I was out camping and saw this really shiny red object going really fast in the sky, about as high as jet, really far up.

Dats it

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

I was in NYC during 9/11. I saw and heard demolition charges before each trade tower fall. My friend next to me was watching something on TV about a 3rd trade tower collapsing. We looked around for about 15-20 minutes or so, saw no 3rd building falling. We then heard demo charges, looked that direction, and saw a 3rd building fall. Unforgettable roof party. We swore each other to secrecy. We know what train wrecks to not get involved in.

Gabriel Peterson
Gabriel Peterson

Good for you not becoming a bitch. I'm one of those who can browse (real) rekt threads and not bat an eye. I always do wonder how I would react in a situation with a lot of blood, tho. Respect.

Aiden Lee
Aiden Lee

yea couldn't be a meteorite or anything fucking retard cunt

Isaiah Williams
Isaiah Williams

LOL fucking dumb fuck

Landon Wood
Landon Wood

EMT Fag

Roll up on to a scene where a man with a HEAVY trail of blood gushing from his ass is hanging out. He notices us as says,"Hey. I didn't stick anything up my ass." Partner looks to me with a look that says,"What did he stick up his ass?"
We follow the trail to find a plunger with blood stains down to the middle of the shaft

Plunger guy died.

Jordan Cox
Jordan Cox

a fellow ausfag?

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

Normal fucking day then

Kayden King
Kayden King

ive achieved telepathy trough lsd

Charles Myers
Charles Myers

I once seen a nigger turn down KFC.

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

UFO stands for "Unidentified Flying Object". You are the dumb cunt.

Aaron Evans
Aaron Evans

i have had the same feeling twice in my life, both in high school. I was next to a vending machine about to buy something, had this weird feeling, when i bought my mars or whatever it was two of the tasty treats came out.
the 2nd time i was in gym class, the class was fucking around with basket balls and i was well over halfway, i looked at the distant hoop and had the weird fucking feeling, chucked the ball landed it clean through the net. teacher sent me to lunch early cause of the awesome shot it was.

im now 28, still waiting for that feeling passing a lottery booth or something.

Michael Thomas
Michael Thomas

I saw a bright ass green flash once during a thunderstorm, reminded me of pirates of the Caribbean lol

Jordan Hughes
Jordan Hughes

I was mowing my grandparents front garden and saw a cigar shaped object in the sky with these lights pulsating around the length of it, Grandfather saw it too, we're not alone motherfuckers.

David Kelly
David Kelly

Oh yeah, the crazy thing is that shit like that is always happening you just aren't attuned to it or something

Ethan Wood
Ethan Wood

That would be a transformer blowing out.

Isaac Wright
Isaac Wright

Saw a Mexican paying taxes

Owen Miller
Owen Miller

Eh still kinda cool I guess

Blake Scott
Blake Scott

I saw an insect with red and blue wings and a yellow body. Turquoise colored. It looked like a firefly except for the colors. While observing it a little spark could be seen going off between its antennae. I tried to catch it but when it took off it scared me so I missed it. It was on a marijuana plant which is what I was looking at when I saw the bug. No one ever believes me when I mention the plant it was on.

Tyler Cooper
Tyler Cooper

It really is. I drove through a big city years back during a hell of a storm. Saw it happen dozens of times that night.

Joshua Barnes
Joshua Barnes

Indeed, i miss good old tryping days

Eli Reed
Eli Reed

Took just a half a tab of acid and was out in the dark smoking a cig looking at fireflies in a field and these two shapes kind of appear... I try not to think much of it as I look away for a second. This happens a few times until eventually I can make out two of these motherfuckers riding up on me.

Xavier Morales
Xavier Morales

Friend of mine hung out with Lil Pee and Lil Tracy just a few minutes ago for 3 hours. His producer was there too.

Cameron Young
Cameron Young

Lil Peep*

Joseph Harris
Joseph Harris

We believe it. The problem is no one gives a shit.

Luke Jenkins
Luke Jenkins

i saw a black guy working once.

Elijah Watson
Elijah Watson

'It's fun for sure, I've about run my course there though

Lincoln Morris
Lincoln Morris

A UFC with orange/aqua lights and a little tail floating in the sky then the entire sky flashed white like lightning and it was gone, I like to pretend that it never happened.

Joshua Peterson
Joshua Peterson

been playing for 7 years can confirm

Mason Martin
Mason Martin

A what

Isaac Anderson
Isaac Anderson

I saw two homeless having sex by the train tracks. Then saw myself getting closer and whiping out my dick and jerk off to a Nasty homeless lady getting fucked. They did not stop I shot my load on her leg and ran away.

Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

hahaha really dude wtf

Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

Nice

Henry Richardson
Henry Richardson

I was in a visible inter dimensional tesseract containing all parallel universes/timelines on a high dose of acid and ketamine.

Lincoln Cook
Lincoln Cook

Hot af

Jaxon Jones
Jaxon Jones

You were about to hallucinate the entirety of A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthurs Court

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

this
youtu.be/weDSliJBvuU

Josiah Russell
Josiah Russell

Saw a guy fucking a horse whilst walking to school when I was about 13. I remember he was stood on a milk crate with his jeans all the way down as ankle warmers, he heard something we didn't and started making off across the field trying to get his jeans back on, then outta fucking nowhere the farmer in his 4x4 blasted over the hill, was going like a train at this guy. He made it into the woodland area and we couldn't follow.

Jordan Young
Jordan Young

Yes really. I use to walk by those tracks all the time trying to see it again, eventually the police or city kicked everyone out and cut the trees and small bushes. Homeless don't stay in that area anymore.

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

I took a shit on a fish one time. It was alive and swimming around. He didn't enjoy it.

Colton Taylor
Colton Taylor

Wow that would've been the tits. I actually had this idea that I was about to get conquista'd, even though they looked English

Nathaniel Lee
Nathaniel Lee

South park reference is underated

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

I channeled the spirit of Kurt Cobain during deep meditation while on DXM and LSA.

He took me through a trip through my memories in vivid detail, and showed me specific moments in time from the age of 4 until that moment where he was trying to guide me down to the right path through synchronicity, and how I always ignored the signs as I wasn't in tune with my intuition and distracted by material and selfish desires. He communicated through emotions and my own personal filters based on my own persona so I could related and understand.

After the journey through my memories, which I viewed in the third person for what seemed like literal years, he informed me to consume cloves of garlic and that I would later sweat profusely and vomit up my negativity (sorrow, anger, etc.) in the form of a thick black bile.. 1 hour later I did. I began to feel nauseous and my entire body shivered as I sweated like mad. After vomited up a black sludge for about 30 minutes straight, I was relieved and overcome by postitivity. I cried for the first time in 10 years, and it was joyous. My third eye and crown chakra were wide open, and I felt in tune with everything, overcome by and intense and overwhelming sense of love. It was amazing.

I experienced many synchronicities for the following week. Things like thinking about my cat coming to my window that hadn't came to my window in a year, and shortly after it doing so.. I thought about a friend out of the blue I hadn't spoke to in more than a year, and they contacted me shortly after.. So many coincidences that were always pleasant happened.

I channeled him again a month later, and let him take over my body while playing guitar. I hadn't played in 3 years, but found myself playing beyond my skill and playing things that came elsewhere. It was even beyond his skill when he was alive.. Melodic, psychedelic, soulful, and very emotional stuff. I was watching myself do it, and I had little to no control over it. It was insane.

Liam Smith
Liam Smith

I put a dead frog in a condom and put it on the washing line

Easton Miller
Easton Miller

They wanted your help to fight off the french

Robert Flores
Robert Flores

Angelina Jolie said hi to me once.

Nolan Martin
Nolan Martin

I once saw a giraffe throw up and I swear the bulge in his throat took 10 full seconds to make the climb
pic not related

Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross

I fucking hate giraffes as they are, weird alien looking cunts. Never mind one who is giralfing...

Ethan Green
Ethan Green

You were on the marijuana plant, not the bug.

Easton Rivera
Easton Rivera

I felt like I was channeling Hendrix the other night but I was on a really low dose, jammed a few of his songs with my buddy, was so high I had to dedicate the chords F, G, and A to him and claimed they belong to him lol

Elijah Robinson
Elijah Robinson

I saw one of elliot rogers victims die. Fucked me up for a while.

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

Mfw

Juan Gomez
Juan Gomez

Story now

Austin Foster
Austin Foster

I went out with two of my buddies, the driver had us sit in the back seat and he drove down to the ghetto, I had no clue why until he stopped by a hooker and asked how much for the three of us, pretty much every hooker denied us. He was determined and it was around one am when one finally agreed for take on the three of us sixhundred dollars, my buddy drove down to some shitty looking trailer park and pepper sprayed her she was freaking the fuck out, we were freaking the fuck out, he was laughing and somehow got the door open and kicked out the screaming hooker and drove off. You could see the bitch on the floor rolling in pain and my buddy laughed and laughed. we went home after that. I'm still like wtf. I legit believed we were ganna fuck a hooker.

Andrew Carter
Andrew Carter

Watched my best friend put the barrel of a shotgun in his mouth and pull the trigger.

Blew the top of his head clean off.

No last words, but I'll remember the look on his face.

It wasn't sadness.

It was pure, PURE fucking rage, anger, hate.

No idea what pushed him over the edge to this day. Think he just snapped.

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

Ps. Thirtyfour and still a virgin, I'm afraid The to pay a hooker incase I'll be recognized and back seat guy.

Grayson Cox
Grayson Cox

Please tell me he's from the South and that is supposed to be a confederate battle flag on the shield.

Anymore autism pix?

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

Maybe rage and hate?

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

That's called a drug induced hallucination you tard. Believe whatever your fucked up drugged out mind wants to, but you put chemicals in your brain that made it malfunction. It's a powerful thing, so it can make you believe just about anything given the right conditions, but nothing you experienced was anywhere except inside your own head. Stop doing drugs you absolute fucking idiot

Ryan King
Ryan King

Ahh idk just a random meme I've seen before, remembered some of that text and just googled

probably just an autistic paint job though

Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

It still chills me to this day.

It was like someone had just ripped his whole world from him. It was the look of someone who had absolutely nothing left, nothing to fight for.

It was his eyes.

I swear, if a simple gaze could sunder mountains, that was it.

Luke Morgan
Luke Morgan

I've seen a nigger graduate from college.

Jordan Turner
Jordan Turner

I know that feeling man, I once lost my keys and they were in my pocket the whole time.

Justin Miller
Justin Miller

a ghost cat
a ufo (totally defying all laws of physics) what its origin was is debatable, aliens, ghost, demon, etc. witnessed by me and a neighbour.
that's about all I can think of.

Ryder Perez
Ryder Perez

Come on now, this is ridiculous.

Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

crazy night
lots of shooting stars
see big ass shooting star
big ass shooting star explodes in giant ass explosion into two smaller shooting stars.
was an awesome sight

John Mitchell
John Mitchell

You won't, hookers see a lot of people, remembering one face isn't easy. If anything she will only remember your sadist friend who sprayed her. That's some fucked up shit though, expect to see him on the news someday.

Jose Carter
Jose Carter

Did you graduate?

Jayden Torres
Jayden Torres

Live in Isla Vista
packing up car because moving out in the morning
Hear obvious gunshots, think it's idiots celebrating end of the semester so hurry inside
See probably 15 cop cars fly past my dorm
girl I'm hooking up with says there was a shooting at IV Delimart
Be dumb and go there with my roommate
Bullet holes in glass, paramedics inside.
See them doing CPR on a kid
Can't see much of him because they're obstructing the view
Friend standing over him with his hands on his head, white as a ghost
Paramedic stands up and motions to his coworker
He's gone
Feel sick
Head home terrified
Break down to girl I'm seeing
Get drunk off Franzia

I left out some details but whatever. Fun fact I've been dating that girl for over 3 years now.

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

lil peep the same one who sang "the way I see things"?

Aiden Turner
Aiden Turner

Yep. I have a major on banging your mom and your dog.

Ryan Morgan
Ryan Morgan

.
Who?

Carter Allen
Carter Allen

I saw a guy in a nice suit grab a donut/pastry out of a downtown trashcan and casually eat it

Dylan Miller
Dylan Miller

Peeping Tom's rapist alter ego.

Grayson Jackson
Grayson Jackson

be from austria
move to big usa (New york)
meet nice girl
nice girl is jewish
fuck nice girl at the same day as of our first date
tells me to hit her, tells me to sodomize her
her holes look all fucked up
do it anyways
be brutal as that is what she likes
tells me to talk to her with german accent
do it
she cums, I finish off soon after
weird as fuck
she tells me later she wants me to dress up as an SS soldier and play pretend rape her.
nope
3months later get test back (negative)

Noah Gonzalez
Noah Gonzalez

Why does everyone who does psychedelics end up sounding like this?

Aiden Turner
Aiden Turner

Good shit w/ the girl man. That's insane though. Closest I've come to seeing death was watching a kid maybe 13 or 14 get wheeled from a car crash with his leg bent to shit over the side of the stretcher, blood everywhere. Must have been fucked to see it that close.

Robert Nelson
Robert Nelson

says Isla vista as if we're supposed to know what that is

Leo Gomez
Leo Gomez

Where the shooting happened ya fucking dummy.

Hudson Myers
Hudson Myers

Hahaha no way, what was her name?

Henry Brown
Henry Brown

Rebecca

Jack Fisher
Jack Fisher

Typical

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

Rebecca is a slut name?

Jayden Parker
Jayden Parker

Lol fuck me

Benjamin Powell
Benjamin Powell

Because they're thick as fuck. I used to do a lot of hallucinogens and I'd feel the overwhelming connection to everything, then it would wear off and I know it was the drug altering my brain, and certainly not being able to see the 'real' world.

Should throw a couple of those crusty spiritual assmags into stimulant psychosis; is that the 'real' world too?

Alexander Russell
Alexander Russell

oh, thanks that clears that one up.

Luis Anderson
Luis Anderson

Story time

Lincoln Roberts
Lincoln Roberts

me having a shower
above me, two spiders, pic rel
start to fight(about same size, winter months, so theyre pretty hungry)
thereon both falling down and drop into water
start to walk under water on tub
not able to break through surface, bad luck
decided to disembarass those fuckrs
mfw they then look like stunted shit(on a comb)
after 10 mins start to move, takes some time to free their legs
put both back on the wall
instantly started to argue again
kek

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

be at Wacken Open Air
walking to the portable loos in the camp
looking at the deep ditch that goes through camp
bunch of people pissing there
one guy comes up from the ditch
his pants down
see him take his hand and wipe his ass with it
pulls up his pants and walks away

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

These girls I worked with told me a story about how they were tripping out on the beach. Early morning fog was really cool and peaceful. This shadowy figure walks right towards them from out of the fog. Dude was ripped and only had on shorts with the HEAD OF A BULL. Walked right in-between them and disappeared into the fog behind them. A fucking minotaur. I don't know if I would freak out or laugh in that situation. I believe their story because it was in Santa Cruz, CA and shit like that always happens there...

Don't know if this story counts since I wasn't there to confirm.

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

Fucking kek

Isaac Murphy
Isaac Murphy

Lil Pee is a better name...

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

I've been to Darwin too. I believe

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

Down at the bottom of the garden, amongst the birds and the bees, there live a lot of little people, they're called the Lil pees, the liiiiillll peeeeeees!

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

sneak out to go see gf
driving home late af
see wrangler flipped over in ditch
they clearly need help
keep on driving because Im not supposed to be out
no one finds them until morning
both people die after laying out there all night

Jeremiah Cruz
Jeremiah Cruz

LOL

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

gratz user if true, have fun dealing with it...

Grayson Rivera
Grayson Rivera

E D G E L O R D

Tyler Nelson
Tyler Nelson

A smart car rolling face first down a steep hill for breaking too hard.

Nathan Cook
Nathan Cook

quads?

Josiah Richardson
Josiah Richardson

Schrödinger's Jeep Wrangler

Henry Rodriguez
Henry Rodriguez

Congrats, not a Virgin anymore!

Ayden Flores
Ayden Flores

As being apart of an operation for the UN to safeguard a village in East Timor. My squad was giving the task to setup defense positions and lay down traps. As me mates and i sat down for a break, i saw out the corner of my eye a monkey scavenging around looking for food until it caught sight of and earlier placed claymore, it ran over picked the fucking thing up and detonated in its hands.

Levi King
Levi King

if you saw it then you can explain it. stop lying.

Carter Hill
Carter Hill

supforums.com/thread/82558828/television-and-film

Matthew Lopez
Matthew Lopez

Koko the gorilla needs to stop thinking everything is a damn baby.

Wyatt Hall
Wyatt Hall

Hot air rises, ash is light, spinning causes stability that's why they make bullets spin and that helped keep it there. It was just a fun coincidence of physics that it stayed in the same spot for so long.

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

buuuuuuullshiiiiiiiit

Alexander Flores
Alexander Flores

Fake and gay. Stop pretending to be a lid.

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

Your lingo is all wrong to be an Aussie dig mate

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

I was once awake for 6 days on amphetamine and I could physically see time, and my clothes on the floor appeared to be an alligator that had taken over the body of a dead homeless man and was gesturing me to go over to it. I said fuck off you're not even real, then it slowly presented a kitten and twisted its head round and broke it's neck. Then it started projecting 10ft spiders towards me and they would disappear as I flinched from being hit by them.

How is your story different to mine? Why is mine the brain going ape shit, and yours is a secret knowledge portal?

Faggot.

Leo Carter
Leo Carter

I bet one of them did see some shit like that lol, I was at this concert off a tab of acid and i felt this guy reach across behind me, like he just barely brushed against me and I glance around, and for that single moment this guy looked like the most subhuman planet of the ape looking motherfucker ever, had to do a double take, turned out it was just some long haired skateboard looking guy

Thomas Flores
Thomas Flores

right because he was from Africa, his tribe didn't lose and get enslaved and sold to middle easterners and westerners so why would he have a victim complex? His tribe won

Michael Gray
Michael Gray

it didn't stick in your mind till the 2nd time. Might not happen again because you're trying to force it, these things seem to like to do it when it's their idea. So basically, if you let your mind wander and start forgetting about this it might happen again, but you genuinely have to be done trying to consciously feel for it or wait for it

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

Reminds me of this phase I had where I got sleep paralysis, if I could fool myself as well as some people I would've called an exorcist immediately lol

Jack Gutierrez
Jack Gutierrez

Was he indian?

Nicholas Bennett
Nicholas Bennett

I saw ghost of a tall man with coat and hat in reflect of the spoon I was holding.

Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith

UK blacks are not from slavery, they have just taken to American black culture like idiots.

It's completely different here than the US. Genuine racism barely exists, we have a fucking class system where we are all in the same shit pot.

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

In about 2008 Northern England felt an earthquake - fucking unheard of. I'm in bed and this deep, loud as fuck rumbling noise was coming from every direction, the bed started shaking like I was in the fucking Exorcist film and then stopped. Didn't believe in ghosts, jumped out of bed and hit the light with my phone recording video, thinking I'm gonna get the first ever evidence on film. Nothing happened.

Kept it to myself over breakfast and on the way to college because it sounds like total horse shit. Lecturer blasts through the door "WHO THE FUCK FELT THAT EARTHQUAKE?!" Felt like such a tit.

Evan Adams
Evan Adams

This

Joseph Richardson
Joseph Richardson

I watched French rocket launchers and RAP rounds light up the sky in Iraq so brightly I could read a book;

Bentley Gray
Bentley Gray

1
outside house chilling at stairs
its night
look up in the sky see conical blue explosion like in picture but in blue, aliens fosho

2
in roof of a mate in greece
way too hot no aircondition he lives in a shitty part of town
look up in the sky in the morning 3 shining discs flying in a scrabbled pattern like their drunk, obvious metallic objects that are piloted

3
on my way home talking to a m8
we talk about aliens and shit
he's muslim and conservative doesnt believe shit
tell him if you look up in the sky for long enough you will see something
tell him look now
we look for 2-3 mins
behold, light flying, changing directions like its drunk
he's getting nervous and laughs, obviously this battle is lost
feelsgood

4
egypt, sightseeing for tourist
out in the desert drinking tea with bedouins
gets dark
her mother and grandmother are healers, weird shit happened to her when she was young like lightbulb popping and coffeemachines breaking down
we look up in the sky
6 different lights changing directions many of which change directions and go back and forth multiple times

John Thomas
John Thomas

Picture

Jayden Perry
Jayden Perry

Do you fuck wit da war?

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

I see dead people. Everywhere, everydays.

Daniel Wilson
Daniel Wilson

Lil ducky don't no sheet

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

no i dont fuck with da war

Bentley Johnson
Bentley Johnson

Were u sober

Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

Smooth.

Mason Morales
Mason Morales

Liar, you couldn't have percept string theory in ''real'' time, you'd have to slow down your time at least 6 million times to see string theory actually unfold in a macroscopic universe, and thats only if you knew how to spot it.

Daniel Howard
Daniel Howard

KEK

Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins

My Childhood!!!

Owen Richardson
Owen Richardson

You are like a ufo magnet or something

Daniel Hall
Daniel Hall

fucking lol

Dominic Cox
Dominic Cox

i've seen a faggot in a sequel of a great movie

Justin Evans
Justin Evans

Aliens r gay youtu.be/f_2XRZTuf0Y

Owen Rodriguez
Owen Rodriguez

Saw a man die. Dude had liver failure and couldn't pee. He died moaning. I was at the hospital bed next to him.

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

they totally saw it.
It was some dude walking along the beach with a minotaur mask on...
Stuff like that always happened around there, being a college party town infused with copious amounts of drugs.

I don't think I could handle doing acid at a concert anymore. Maybe if I was with some good friends.

James Adams
James Adams

I used to be really heavily into meditation. At one point I tried an experiment and replaced sleeping with meditation and I was getting some pretty awesome results. When I did sleep they were all lucid dreams and I was experiencing some really amazing states.
There was a night I meditated all night, and this is what you won't believe. I saw everything that happening the next day in my dream/meditative state. The whole day played out in my mind and then it happened.

Robert Myers
Robert Myers

Saw what appeared to be an orb of light late one night in FL. It was descending swiftly, like a bird swooping down almost.

Due to how bright it was I later heard of ball lightning and believe that may've been it. I tried to see where it landed, but it just disappeared.

Could've been swamp gas, too, but it was like a perfect sphere, so I'm skeptical about that a bit.

Was pretty intense at the time.

Jayden Kelly
Jayden Kelly

Do you think it could be sleep deprived delerium, or were you like, in a normal waking state?

Gavin Turner
Gavin Turner

I tried to figure it out and that is the only thing I could come up with but at that time I have never been so refreshed in my life, and also physically healthy. I meditated during the night, saw my future, then when I came to in the morning, my whole day just played out. Things were happening like for example, I started kind freaking out when i started seeing people in my house from the meditative state and i knew what they were going to say and the subjects they were going to talk about, so i decided to get out and go for a jog. Then as I was went to jog i knew this was part of my meditation, and the meditation was manipulating my waking world into down what i had already seen.

William Allen
William Allen

Once witnessed the clouds turn into the shape of what appeared to be a bunch of Greco-roman sculptures, one was clearly Zeus like pic related, they changed a few times but that one stood out the most

Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

okay.
there's this one time that i can't remember the whole day after .
i was waiting for a friend in a garden at night . i remember there were alot of people there .
all of a sudden i saw something like pic related but relatively smaller with dark orange light glowing from its center , my eyes were fixed on it . i remembre like being one with it .my hearing sense died . and everybody was like vanished
and until this day i can't recall any other thing from that day

Parker Clark
Parker Clark

I'm gonna try this

Michael Williams
Michael Williams

Very interesting. What were you meditating on, any paticular techniques, etc?

Adrian Thompson
Adrian Thompson

you also need to keep a dream journal, and start lucid dreaming at night. Work towards controlling your dreams and staying awake once you know you are dreaming. Then once you can control your dreams start asking to speak to the sub conscious. Trust me, it gets pretty trippy. And if you do drugs, stop doing them, stay totally clean.

Brandon Smith
Brandon Smith

Picture Zeus Made of clouds, flying, stretching across an otherwise clear blue sky

Luis James
Luis James

I once had a very similar experience, looked like a man lounging on a chase lounge almost, but it appeared armored.

It wasn't like when we normally see patterns in a cloud, it was like, exact. Very bizarre.

Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

A sunset and a sunrise at the same time

Josiah Young
Josiah Young

Like... two suns at once? East and west?

Juan Gonzalez
Juan Gonzalez

I just used to clear my mind, and just almost become the breath going in and out of my body. After a while the thoughts you have are so clear and relevant to not only your life but to everything around you. You really don't need to try and focus because your mind once you master not thinking and breathing right, it will show you what you need to see. I used to feel almost like and energy flowing above my head, i would feel that often. I know it sounds odd but i really believe it is a way to connect to something in the universe, or just reconnecting yourself to the universe, because i think we are all connected but or modern lives make us think of things that aren't really important.

Justin Torres
Justin Torres

I know you're telling the truth because I was 50+ hours awake from amphetimes and had nightmare hallucinations. ADD meds are an experience

Andrew Evans
Andrew Evans

Oh yeah It wasn't normal cloud watching, it was incredibly deliberate movement almost like it was messing no with me. Eventually it was too much and I had to look down, but when I did I hallucinated having a bunch of weird white ink tattoos all up and down my arms

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

Yeaa I need to not do drugs regardless

John Smith
John Smith

You should definitely elaborate

Elijah Murphy
Elijah Murphy

Driving with my wife
Las Vegas
summer night
around 8 or 9
we see tons like hundreds of orbs of light
traversed the horizon
we stop the car
to be dazzled to reach for phones
the keep flying by
the fly past the mountains
for a second I thought everyone notice it
alien invasion
no news
no reports
Up to this day it keeps fucking our minds what we witness

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

Nightmare hallucinations??

Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

I've seen faggots post for 4 hours a day

Logan Green
Logan Green

Sorry dude, that is a flare drop by a jet.
They use it to jam the radar of missles. Since it's cheap, they practice doing it a lot.

Dominic Hughes
Dominic Hughes

Very strange. Wish I could explain that event, but I don't know where to begin. Especially not the tattoos. Do you remember what any of it looked like?

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

they're called Chinese lanterns mate

Andrew Reed
Andrew Reed

You just gave me a goosebumps.

Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

omason.bandcamp.com/track/contemporaries-feat-big-k-r-i-t

I made this song about the exact scene from blade runner.

Charles Cox
Charles Cox

Oh I was on some strong LSD

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

Up to this day it keeps fucking our minds what we witness

Xavier Davis
Xavier Davis

I wrote this little song and a couple weeks later my buddy showed me a song that used the same chords in the same order

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

I'm not the poster you replied to and I don't know how old you are.
In my experience, synchronicity increases with age. I'm almost 50 so... just trying to be more in tune with it. It feel like reality is hitting me over the head over and over again like it was a bell.
I just need to listen. BTW - no I don't do any hard drugs. Just social drink and very occasional weed, but the coincidences are getting WAY more frequent sober or not.
This belongs on /x/.

Oh and Bladerunner is one of my all time favorites. All of you that say "it's boring" put yourself in the skinjob's shoes. The PKD story the movie is based on is good too. Different, but good and will give you a different perspective.

Cameron Jones
Cameron Jones

i saw a object that was burning fall from the sky, trailing black smoke behond it.probably the size of a grapefruit. it hit the ground about 50m away from me.
Freaked me out so i didnt investigate, i wish i had as meteorites are worth a fucking ton of money

Justin Powell
Justin Powell

saw guardians of the galaxy 2 yesterday. pretty enjoyable flick

Alexander Robinson
Alexander Robinson

you wont believe this but i dont care.
Was reading tarot cards and flipped the last card, next thing im in a dark area, like a cave but walls obscured in shadow, and in front of me was a semi circle of glowing goldne figures. they gave me the answer to my question as a shifting box, that kept changing shape. as i came back to the physical world the "box" changed to words and words to speech and i was repeating the answer in my voice in the real world.

all 100% true

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

Most 'agreeable' music follows chord progressions that have been previously used, however.

Anthony Cruz
Anthony Cruz

How did you see it? I mean what happened?

Levi Cook
Levi Cook

People talking without knowing what their saying or to who.

Christopher Sanchez
Christopher Sanchez

Nice interpretation but it's about your own ultimate truth, the gold box doesn't resemble any godly secret as much as your own interpretation of truth as taking form in words.

Luis Turner
Luis Turner

No trail or falling patter those things moved on formation and some moved faster than others

Jack Brooks
Jack Brooks

i should note something more - the box wasnt gold, more like a constantly shiftiong thing, angles off, like star shaped one minute, all angles the next.
Also one of the glowing figures stepped forward and told me "you dont tell your mother you love her enough"
I called her that night and told her - out of place for me. Next day she had a stroke in the shopping mall. She recovered but was freaked i somehow knew about it.

Jeremiah Watson
Jeremiah Watson

Your brain goes crazy and you can see and or hear clear as day, things that only exist in nightmares. I almost stabbed my mate to death because I heard his gf say I raped her, but her mouth didn't move. Went into kill or be killed because he was 6'6" and had just got back from a year in Thai land training.

Chase Hughes
Chase Hughes

I won't deny that, was an interesting coincidence though

Tyler Murphy
Tyler Murphy

The ones we saw were blue and purple hue, and they flew on formation and at different speeds

Hunter Parker
Hunter Parker

I once flew through the infinite void as one of many multicoloured beams like in that old windows 98 screensaver with all the pipes intertwining until every 'direction' and colour was a photon and I was travelling through the void as a conscious 'pixel' of the universe.

I once saw all things below shoulder level as roots surging upwards to eye level where choice and clarity existed, then above me were the fruits of all the things on the ground.

I once saw the moon reflecting a long stairway of light across crashing waves in the middle of the night while a huge thunderstorm raged out at sea.

Landon Green
Landon Green

I had a dream one night of a girl i really liked, worked in same city as me. She was in a shared house in the dream and i remember thinking "these dont look like her people"
Whenever i tried to speak to her she'd hold her fingers to her lips and smile.
She led me to a room and opened the door and there was a female figure sat on the bed with her head bowed as if sad.
Theres a honk of a horn and someone tells me my ride home is here, i go outside and its a white van. i get in and as it drives off i wake.

I message her on FB about how weird it was.

next day im in work and a helicoptor flies real close overhead, turns out a girl had been hit cycling into work, and she was badly injured.

I knew in my heart it was the girl i dreamed of. it was. shed been hit by a white van and had her head caved in, never recovered is now a vegatable.
Her sister flew in from massachussets(sp?) and i meet her, giver her a place top stay. she stays in my spare room, and as im going up to bed, i check in on her, shes sat on the bed with her head down, its the sillhouette from my dream.

Synchronicities, man.

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

I saw this fat, psychotic guy, his underwear was made of crickets.
He pawned a skeleton to buy some old expired lotto tickets.

Oliver Hughes
Oliver Hughes

tldr

Jack Harris
Jack Harris

Whack, put it on your sack

Brody Hernandez
Brody Hernandez

who the fuck are these people?
my grandpa hang out with hitler. that is someone people know.

Jaxon Taylor
Jaxon Taylor

I saw my own cock once. I couldn't believe it.

Cameron Perry
Cameron Perry

I've seen fire and I've seen rain?

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

I've seen green alligators and long neck geese?

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

i got drunk and stoned and went to bed to only freak out from a hallucination of a future me dying in a caravan on a chair with a suicide note on the kitchen table

freaked me fuckin out that and a bunch of random pictures and events like a leader who looked like lenin but had a hat that ss used to wear on him, it was a seriously bad trip.

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

been playing since the beta it's real

Lincoln Thompson
Lincoln Thompson

I was watching a funeral precession drive past my apartment, hurse, and black cars following it. suddenly three guys dressed in black come out from a blindspot and start opening fire on the cars. a couple guys get out and start shooting, but the first one gets his head caved-in by bullets and the other one gets shot in the body and drags himself toward the entrance of a shop, leaving a big blood trail smeared on the ground behind him.

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

test
desuarchive.org/m/thread/15509984/

Kayden Peterson
Kayden Peterson

Like this?

Kevin Perry
Kevin Perry

Fucking racists

I'm not even black

Jackson Parker
Jackson Parker

I was driving past a golf course and seen a guy pull his pants down with his ass pointing toward the road.
Suddenly a blast of rust colored liquid diarrhea with a force I've never witnessed before shoots out of his ass literally 4-5 feet.
Guy then stands up straight, and pulls his pants up as he walks away like it never even happened.

Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

can't see shit!

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

Why is life fucked for you?

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

I'm a community organizer, radical unionist, and professional anarchist shit disturber with 25 years of experience. Over the years I've been teargassed, peppersprayed, pepperballed, peppergassed, truncheoned, trampled by police horses, bitten by police dogs, and occasionally had guns pointed at me. One scene which stands out to me in my memories, though, occured in 2004 at an anti-Bush protest.

We had been fighting pitched battles with the cops all day, had been repeatedly watercannoned and teargassed, and were engaged in hand to hand fighting up and down the line. I left to rest and found a spot a half-block away where anarchists and riot cops were sitting side by side, helmets, shields, balaclavas, and gas masks all put aside. They were sharing smokes, chatting, and snacking together. As each person rested up, they'd get up, grab their equipment, and return to their respective sides where they'd commence trying to bash each other's skulls in.

Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez

when i was 12, my boyfriend who was 34 at the time killed a woman and i saw her die. they never found out it was him. it's something i think about every night when i'm trying to sleep, and i wish i had never been there to see it.

Jaxon Brown
Jaxon Brown

there are people who think that the current US President is a racist, sexist who makes fun of peoples disabilities.

Daniel Harris
Daniel Harris

i was driving through seoul and i saw a guy boiling some king crabs alive. :8( that was yesterday. feels bad man.

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

That's when you realized your lifelong career as a "shit disturber" was nothing more than being a cog in the wheel of their machinations, right?

That's when you realize you're nothing more than a piece on a board, and you're not in the one in control of your round to play? Right?

No I'm sure you interpreted that special moment as something other than "my life was boring as fuck so I had to give it meaning to myself and pretend I was fighting a great evil so i fabricated one out of a body that posed minimal threat to me, eg. the federal government".

Xavier Price
Xavier Price

I've seen Kanye West shitting on the toilet in person.

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

Had an astral projection and saw myself dancing with the creatures of the void

Brayden Parker
Brayden Parker

Was it a Saudi King? Ali Crababa

Luke Perry
Luke Perry

What the fuck

Juan Barnes
Juan Barnes

My Curtain opened and closed. like someone peeked and held the curtain for about 5 seconds then closed it. Window is closed,no wind. Not my imagination my friend saw it too.

Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

Haha fuck those people

Lincoln Evans
Lincoln Evans

The ending of Blade Runner 2049

Michael Wright
Michael Wright

wtf dude that's insane is your sister alright?

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

Your mother's pussy wink at me.

Lincoln Richardson
Lincoln Richardson

yup. he injected bleach into her neck while she was sleeping. worse shit happens here all the time (i live in south africa).
i've never actually told anyone this

Nicholas Ross
Nicholas Ross

what the fuck does it look like when someone dies from bleach injection into the neck

Aaron Price
Aaron Price

Oh, I've always known that the protests and demonstrations were just for fun, mostly. It's important that there be resistance to provide friction in the machinery of oppression, but I'm under no illusions that it accomplishes anything useful. That's why most of my time is spent doing very dull organizing work at a grassroots level, like setting up copwatch programs and putting together unions. And why sometimes you just have to hit some cop over the head with a big wooden club masquerading as a flag pole to blow off some steam.

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

Bull. Shit.

Adrian Cooper
Adrian Cooper

resistance like that, toothless and directionless, and just for the sake of it onbly increases governemnet spending in such areas, legitimises the use of force. it does precisely nothing in the grand scheme but undermine the cause.
What youre doing now will get way more response, im guessing you were young and impressionable and angsty when you were more hands on

Nicholas Reed
Nicholas Reed

she convulsed, a lot. and then started shaking and her eyes rolled back. eventually she died, and then i had to leave the room while he... you know...
anyway, it fucks me up to talk about it, and i'm starting to have a mini panic attack now because i'm home alone.

Benjamin Miller
Benjamin Miller

have witnessed this too

Brody Green
Brody Green

sorry bro, just curious, sounds proper messed up. Thered be fuck all you couldve done.

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