Wassup Sup Forums !

Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

Wassup Sup Forums !

Ask a youth pastor anything!

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Cooper Rivera
Cooper Rivera

No.

Juan Davis
Juan Davis

Why is your religion shit?

Aiden Young
Aiden Young

Have you fucked a child yet?

Luke Adams
Luke Adams

why don't christians and muslims start another real holy war? aren't you guys tired of one another?

Cooper Moore
Cooper Moore

Christian
Not that type of youth pastor lol

Ryan Nelson
Ryan Nelson

Are little boys' booty holes as tight as you hoped?

Jacob Mitchell
Jacob Mitchell

Rapist

Cameron Hill
Cameron Hill

Christian
I assumed that. I was asking why Christianity is shit.

Zachary Barnes
Zachary Barnes

Well I never met any radical Muslims

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

Who knows, your entitled to your own opinion, cause I thought the same way

Bentley Hall
Bentley Hall

If God has a plan for everything already, what is the point of praying to ask him for shit? U tryna change his mind?

Sebastian Hernandez
Sebastian Hernandez

I don't do that man lol

Ethan Green
Ethan Green

Not at all lol

Noah Peterson
Noah Peterson

I want an Xbox for Christmas, my dad knows it, but I ask him because he wants to hear it from me. It's about communication and a relationship more then anything.

Mason Smith
Mason Smith

Why do you believe in magic, OP?

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

yeah but they're openly violent and they should probably be put down like rabid animals.

Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

I don't lol

William Jones
William Jones

I GOT THEM DUBS

Carson Cox
Carson Cox

If that is the case, we have every right to defend ourselves

Kevin Moore
Kevin Moore

Christian
Doesn't believe in magic

Pick one.

Carter Gray
Carter Gray

Let me suck your holy cock.

Christopher Flores
Christopher Flores

the nines are comming

John Perry
John Perry

On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you want to (if you haven't already) mess around with the boys of your flock??

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

Communication implies a degree of 'back and forth'. God ever reply? Does he sound like Morgan Freeman?

Ryan James
Ryan James

Prove it niglet.

Ian White
Ian White

None lol

I'm a pastor of the youth which is between ages of 17 to 29

I'm 23

Asher Robinson
Asher Robinson

Do you wish jesus ended everyone of his statements with "lol" like you? Are you laughing that much?! You might have a mild psychosis.

Camden Bennett
Camden Bennett

Why you ask your dad and not santa like a normal person.

Wyatt Rivera
Wyatt Rivera

Lol not like Morgan Freeman. It may not be an audible voice, but yes, their is a reply

Juan Torres
Juan Torres

What position does your "guardian angel" need to be to move you to Rome and get you scott free of diddling kids charges?

Bishop? Cardinal?

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

Sure, come to church

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

I'm not a Catholic

Lucas Perez
Lucas Perez

Troll. Abandon thread.

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

How many times God talk to you?

John Flores
John Flores

I don't accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. Am I going to burn in hell for all eternity?

Jayden Flores
Jayden Flores

Often, it's answered prayers mostly

Blake Evans
Blake Evans

Can we make this a "moe is a meme" thread now?

Samuel Cooper
Samuel Cooper

Do you fill the minds of youth with hypocrisy,shame and guilt after taking their money?

Adrian Cox
Adrian Cox

Ja! Enjoy your instance on the hell.

I mean, you can hear him? like a voice or like a voice into your mind?

Lucas Martinez
Lucas Martinez

Not if you just accept him. Anyone can say they do, but it's a matter if you honestly mean it.

Robert Gutierrez
Robert Gutierrez

Lolcorinthianslol 2:16 states: unto the Lord, lol lol lol.

Blake Adams
Blake Adams

I don't take money. I don't even get paid honestly.

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

Pastor Lol reporting for duty. Which raped woman are we going to force into keeping her rape baby today?!

Juan Nguyen
Juan Nguyen

Like a voice

James Bennett
James Bennett

One may walk through the valley of the shadow of lol, but God will still laugh at you

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

Can you please quote something that he told you?

Adrian Jones
Adrian Jones

So you get paid dishonestly huh?
I'm glad you are so open about it
noticed you dodged the other questions
Creep, you ought to mix with adults

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

Not if you just accept him.
So in other words, yes I'm going to hell for not kissing the feet of a man I've never met nor care for.

Okay thanks.

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

"How can I feed, someone who's not hungry

In regards to when I first started coming to church and asked God , if your real show me.

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

I choose not to get paid. I don't do it for money.

Sorry, what was the question and I'll be happy to answer it

Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

I kind of like Pastor Lol. It'll be a shame when this becomes a gore thread... for the Lord's glory.

Lincoln Evans
Lincoln Evans

Are you catholic?

Catholics are fucking filthy

Xavier Sanchez
Xavier Sanchez

I'm not

Aiden Campbell
Aiden Campbell

Almost holy sexts (hexts? Idk)

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

what denomination are you then?

Samuel Hughes
Samuel Hughes

"How can I feed, someone who's not hungry

He told you that? any context about your life of that?

Matthew Bennett
Matthew Bennett

Pastor Thaddeus Niggercocks LOL Dot Com III reporting for duty my Lord and saviour... where are those children at?!?!? *licks lips*

Joseph Ramirez
Joseph Ramirez

Pentacostol

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

My life before or the reason why he told me this?

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

how often do them teenies beg you for the dick?
the church i grew up in had it happen a lot.

Brandon Adams
Brandon Adams

Shh. That is not the magical entity talking to you. That is a voice in your head. You have minor to major schizophrenia.

Eli Jackson
Eli Jackson

Reason why he told you that.

Logan Murphy
Logan Murphy

Is youth pasta like... spirals? Penne? What type, exactly?

Sebastian Robinson
Sebastian Robinson

Op, serious question.
Do you come here often? I'm curious, as this is a very immoral place. Do you just look away from all the porn and arrogance? If not, how did you find this place?
Sorry if my typing sounds sarcastic or arrogant, I'm actually genuinely intrigued

Cameron Lewis
Cameron Lewis

When I first came into the church, I was their to see if I can pick up on chicks. I did this for 3 years. .. currently, none because I started taking church serious

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

Why would I want to go to heaven when all my friends and most of the people I like are going to or have already gone to hell? I'd like to catch up with my brother as well, and let me tell you he sure as shit didn't accept Jesus Christ on his deathbed.

John Flores
John Flores

I feel it is more of fish and loaves scenario. Youth pasta is for heathens!

John Murphy
John Murphy

Because i was just going to church just because I felt like I needed it, but I was just going and still getting drunk and getting in to trouble. My life was just up and down... then when I asked God to show me if your real and show me. He told me that. And I understood it because I was just always playing both sides of the fence.

Adam Howard
Adam Howard

what a puss. go get some teen poon. it's about the only thing religion is good for anymore.

Juan Evans
Juan Evans

So you were rocking that church poontang?! Not before marraige, sinner!!!!

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

I used to come here a lot when I was in high school. For gore , keks and etc.. then today I just felt like coming on and doing this.

Thomas Gray
Thomas Gray

I was raised Christian. Went through a rough time at school but prayed often. My prayers were never answered and all I ever asked for were simple things like guidance in life so my life wouldn't be so shit. Things got worse.

In the end, giving up on religion was probably more helpful to me in the long run, but my family keep trying to pull me back in, and my little brother is a hardcore Christian (and also a youth pastor).

Not... really a question, but I thought I'd just put this out there. I'm agnostic now because no one can truly prove that God exists, and because of the way the brain works, it's easy to tell yourself something subconsciously and think some higher power is actually talking to you.

That being said, I have no problem with people having their religions (except Islam - fuck Islam, it's not a religion of peace in any way, shape or form, and is just a bunch of regressive, oppressive shite), but I don't like it being forced down my throat, which I've found most Christians (and not radical, often American types of Christians, mind you - I'm talking about more mild ones) to do even though they say they don't.

Anyway, that's just my story. Do with it what you want. I'll believe in God again when someone shows me concrete evidence of his existence.

Parker Rodriguez
Parker Rodriguez

I know. It was all bad because my head wasn't in the right place

Ryan Wilson
Ryan Wilson

So church worked for whatever your problems are and emptiness you had. I respect that... the world would be a better place if you could agree to disagree that some of us find deep contentment and meaning in life without believing in a magical being.

Aiden Butler
Aiden Butler

Maybe it's just me but despite people telling me to go to church to find girls, I never did so because it feels exploitative to me. I don't want to pretend to be religious just to get a girlfriend, is all.

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

ok

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

as this is a very immoral place.

And the Pharisees and their scribes murmured against his disciples, saying, Why do ye eat and drink with the publicans and sinners? And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole have no need of a physician; but they that are sick
-Luke 5:30-31

I often make threads related to solve user's problem just quoting the holy bible.

Daniel Foster
Daniel Foster

Too be honest mad, no one is ever going to convince you. Words are cheap and I was always very skeptical about things , especially church because I thought It was just a bunch or hypocrites asking for money.. one thing I can say though is that God hasn't left you. Regardless what anyone says, God is still trying to get a hold of you whether you see it or not. Just be open.

I'll be praying for you man!

Asher Rogers
Asher Rogers

Of course, I agree with that.. through my Circumstance I ended up being Christian. I'm only here if people want to talk or need prayer

Gavin Collins
Gavin Collins

Exactly, I feel bad about it cause it's wrong to be that manipulative

Christian Fisher
Christian Fisher

honestly, i found most of the teen girls in the church i went to were either total skanks or severely mentally ill.

Jaxon Thomas
Jaxon Thomas

All the decent arguments for God can be applied to any religion. Why did you choose your particular brand of Christianity? Will Catholics get into heaven if they have the right God but wrong practice?

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

Because i tried everything else and it only lead me to be confused and it just brought me back to God. Just a circle.

Depends what their relationship is with God. I know good Catholics and good Christians, but it's not about being good.. It's about trusting that Jesus is the reason why you have salvation

Michael Parker
Michael Parker

What's your body count in terms of how many children you fucked

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

Agreed.

Jonathan Moore
Jonathan Moore

Sorry, I didn't read the question right.

I didn't choose to be Pentecostal, I was just looking for any church at the time and ended finding this one. Not knowing anything .. it could of been any brand

David Rodriguez
David Rodriguez

None. And I only help 17 to 29 year olds

Logan Lewis
Logan Lewis

An example: I'm vastly overweight and one day I get fed up and start doing all the right healthy things. My inner monologue and drive press me forward.

As an atheist, one could see that moment of clarity as an epiphany and the turning point to fixing my life.

As a Christian, I could see it as the hand of God guiding me towards the right things in life.

In the end, It's just inner monologue and choice. Do you agree?

Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

My grandad was a priest before he quit because he lost his faith moved from Ireland and married my grandmother, you ever have that fantasy of running away and finding love or is god it for you? I mean I struggle to believe god is anything more than an old concept to control the masses

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

Does god want a friendless, jobless, socially awkward virgin loser like me?

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

It could be seen as that. Sure!.. In the end it's all a matter of perspective and situations ... I didn't choose to be a youth pastor, it just happened in my case

Nicholas Sanders
Nicholas Sanders

Why do you suppose there is no mention of Jesus of Nazareth in any of the detailed historical records from the period he was supposed to have existed? Satan got whiteout?

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

When i first became a youth pastor yeah. I had my doubts, questioned of i even Wanted to do this, but I really do like helping people so I stuck with it.. and I can get married too so thatsx no problem..so I believe that God is it, because personally I seen God work in my life .

Parker Brooks
Parker Brooks

Yes!, your family

Wyatt Sanchez
Wyatt Sanchez

Not sure, to be honest I don't talk about things like that because I only speak on my personal life

Colton Peterson
Colton Peterson

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Luis Rogers
Luis Rogers

That's not what I'm saying. It's that you are attributing the choices you've made to religion... where in a different set of circumstances, you would have made equally positive changes without the fluff.

God is not speaking to you. That is just your brain. That you found a measure of solace and purpose in religion is fine... but it seems like a metaphysical hindrance to just doing the same things naturally.

I don't see why you give a mystical being done sort of provenance over your life... when every decision you make is merely a decision you made. You control you.

Jayden Wilson
Jayden Wilson

Oh you can get married? I don't know how these things work anymore haha, well least you aren't restricted on that part, you said you have seen god work? Could you provide an example?

Andrew Torres
Andrew Torres

Honest question; would the world be better without religion?
I can't for the love of me find anything good that has come from religion (Christianity, Judaism, Islam).
/b's thoughts?

Jacob Jenkins
Jacob Jenkins

I'm 22 years old and I fall in love with my little cousing of 11 years old. I'm doomed? If I want make her my wife, what would say the bible about that?

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

I hear what your saying, but it's not like that for me. I went to church because maybe it was something I needed, due to drugs, gangs, alcohol, etc.. I wasn't looking for God and I already givin up trying to find any church.. I was drunk sitting on the curb and I said to myself, maybe church is not for me, whatever , I'll just do my own thing without God.. and when I looked up I saw a mural of a cross behind a lot, it turned out to be a church office.. personal encounters happened that made me believe and it only just started there

Levi Price
Levi Price

The bible has no clear answer, but as a youth pastor, I believe young people should be free to chose what they want in life. Go and share your love, as long as you follow God the whole way.

Nolan Lewis
Nolan Lewis

One in specific, in my life.. I was very apathetic and blank faced due to drugs and alcohol. I knew something was wrong with me. So I asked for prayer and it just felt like a weight just lifted off my shoulders and I just started crying. I was weird, but I felt peace.

Benjamin King
Benjamin King

kek

John Anderson
John Anderson

The bible says to obey the law of the land.

What does the law say about that?

Andrew Morgan
Andrew Morgan

Why are you here of all places?

I fucking laugh every time at the irony of any board on Sup Forums trying to be religious moral fags. Looking at you /pol/.

Grayson Thompson
Grayson Thompson

I had a similar experience on drugs I felt happy being sober again haven't touched them since wonder if we felt a similar feel

Colton Cooper
Colton Cooper

Because i used to come on here and look at gore, and everything else that Sup Forums has to offer... But God loves people of Sup Forums too., so I came on here just to talk and pray for people if they need any prayer

Gabriel Rivera
Gabriel Rivera

That's a fallacy, you know....how you can apply that at all the world? the laws at US are not the same that the laws on Saudi Arabia. Duh.

See

Not being able to give me an aswer quoting the bible

What kind of Pastor r u?

Carter Morgan
Carter Morgan

pray for deez nuts bitch

Gabriel Phillips
Gabriel Phillips

Most likely, it was always easy for me to get it since my friends at the time were selling anything

James Cooper
James Cooper

I said that because I'm guessing this guy lives in the US

Robert Flores
Robert Flores

Jesus knows niggers gotta nig

Connor King
Connor King

Right... but that is just an anecdotal personal experience. In a different life, you could have just been sitting outside of Brazilian jiu-jitsu gym... and they welcomed you in and gave you the "fellowship" and purpose in life you lacked in life... or yoga... or any of an infinite number of possibilities.

You attribute your changes to this obecommunity and these particular teachings when it could have been any trigger to get your brain to work in a way you find more agreeable.

This is the particular place you fell into that gives you purpose and meaning in life. Plenty of us in the world find that in other ways. There is no emptiness of heart or lack of morality.

That is something you should consider next time you want to prostelyze to the "low" or whatever you think this is.

Adam Evans
Adam Evans

OP remembers fondly

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

If that's what you think, your entitled to your own opinion.. I'm only here telling what I believe and if people want to hear it out or have questions , I'm willing to answer , not trying to force anyone in Christianity, it's their choice.

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

pray for me to get dubs

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

In my experiences with my local Pentecostal churches, why do they put such a high prestige on speaking in tongues?

Anthony Ross
Anthony Ross

Well that's really nice of you and your god. One would think not even Satan would associate with us degenerates.

Bentley Bell
Bentley Bell

You're talking about that thee thou thine shit, right? Why do they do that?

James Moore
James Moore

There is a time and a place for people to speak in tongues . But if they over emphasis it then that's wrong because Tongues is a gift givin by the holy spirit. some people have it and others don't.

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

Not necessarily. There's this one church I've been to a few times where they'd bring members of the audience onto the main stage and the pastor/preacher would lay hands on them and they'd start speaking in gibberish and convulsing, claiming that they were "slayed by the spirit"

Kevin Kelly
Kevin Kelly

What are your spiritual giftings?

Noah Rogers
Noah Rogers

Tongues is viewed as a heavenly language, but I remember I heard it and got weirded out.. So theirs a time and a place for that. And every time someone speaks in that language their should be an interpretation, if not , people are just mumbling random words

Jason Anderson
Jason Anderson

Healing and Dicernment

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

I think those churches are mostly just using the KJV or NKJV translations of the word.

Sebastian Hill
Sebastian Hill

Healing? That's a sweet gift He has given to you. I'm gifted in Discerning between spirits, faith, and council

Jeremiah Brooks
Jeremiah Brooks

Kjv, is the thine, thou, translation

Connor Hall
Connor Hall

That's a blessing!.. I remember I had to really ask God what is my gifting because I didn't know, then I just had the desire to pray for the gift of healing, so I just started praying for it

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

Professor X is going to love you.

Easton Peterson
Easton Peterson

Jesus you take the wheels

Noah Smith
Noah Smith

Jesus loves OP long time

Evan Barnes
Evan Barnes

I'm Mexican, and I found this pic very hilarious.

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

Why user? And why on Sup Forums specially? I can necer imagine a apostor stepping in here seeing all these nasty stuff.

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