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weebshitters go get a job

notice the repeating integers of my post

i've pooed in the shower before

business idea: move to kiev

What's your favourite colour

anime

business idea: bash the fash

business idea: move to kev

...

Rate the burger I just made for lunch:
(in order from top to bottom)

> Top half of bread bun
> Home made garlic and basil mayonnaise
> Caramelised red onion
> Stilton cheese
> Beef burger itself
> Bacon
> Lettuce
> Sliced tomatoes
> Tomato ketchup
> Bottom half of bread bun

I'd give it a solid 9/10 personally

stop trying to quote your own post you fat fucking mess
purple

Business idea: stop procrastinating and finish watching this episode of The Simpsons

ketchup or catsup?

> Bacon

FOR (fuck off reddit)

I deleted a really important file on the networked drive and I don't think it had been backed up yet. I'm off today and I KNOW I'm going to be getting loads of emails asking me what happened. Daren't check them.

>sliced tomatoes and ketchup
>ketchup and mayonnaise

>mayo on a beefburger
not a fan
mayo is for chicken

ketchup...catsup
ketchup... catsup?
ketchup..? catsup?
ketchup....catsup

What was on it?

Why was it so important?

I'm sure they'll get over it if you just close your blinds, get comfy, and ignore those pesky emails for a day or two. Yeah, I'm sure it'll all blow right over. :)

>the autism 'NO THIS IS HOW YOU DO THIS' argument incoming

I really fucking hate /brit/ when this happens.

really godawful posts

swap out the ketchup for siracha sauce, remove the bacon

alri rasheed

business idea: become a chicken kiev

Souds like you're worried.

I recommend How To Stop Worrying And Start Living by Dale Carnegie.

your burger is shit

reminder not to respond

alri bruce

alri alri alri

pretending to like hot sauce is textbook rasheed behaviour

absolutely awful idea, awful

Loads of personal details of individuals that I'd spent the whole morning calling around and collecting and that people will need to access today.

student loan came in so i bought some honey which costs 13 pounds
who here /moneybags/?

you take that back

I sleep in a racing car, do you?

now la's (yeah)
what's sounder than being sound

silly twat

I'm not pretending
Suit yourself

no i sleep in a bed with my waifu

I sleep in a small bed on my own

really fancy a bloody mary

Have you read that? I downloaded it a while ago but never got around to reading it.

Kind of figured that self help books are a bit of a waste of time desu

getting embarrassed about past incidents

ever had a girl rip out your heart and stomp on it without her even realising what she's done to you?

>honey which costs 13 pounds
why?

no, i'm too intelligent for females

Was unironically homeless last year lads. Lived in a tent for a few weeks haha

never given anyone a chance to do that to me, it's not worth the risk

nah im not a pathetic sack of shite like you

no I'm gay and too intelligent for females

youtube.com/watch?v=KTkxW7g-t4A

that sounds kind of fun, did you have a fun adventure out there in the wilderness? tell us about it, la'

i keep away from females now.

more like they keep away from you

it was pretty shit desu, was freezing cold and I pissed myself one night so the whole tent stunk of piss from then on.

anime

bring any ladies back?

loud sound!

i'm tall, intelligent and good looking

'no'

gf just bought 9 pairs of pants

Think it takes me about 5 years to purchase that much underwear

I can't hear you

why does rorke hate iphones

What intellectual pursuits are you currently engaged in?

and then what happened :o

The Simpsons was never funny

too intelligent for pursuits

council gave me a flat to live in

don't sweat it lad, you're the only one who remembers them x

was singing a song with nige but he fucked it

Watching Rick and Morty

I shat myself and the whole tent smelt of piss and shit

hmmm

shitposting at work

Alri lads, you talk shit but I know it's because you are suffering awfully inside. So here is a little something for you.
Are you in London during #Songkran? Celebrate the Thai new year at Buddhapadipa temple in Wimbledon on 9th April. Free entry

writing a dissertation

reading about political theory in my spare time.

none atm, wbu

its really nice honey

Reading through my old journals

>come on kids, let's go home
>we are home
>that was fast

giggled

*sweats it*

40mg amphetamine sulphate straight up the shitpipe


ahhhhh yessss
here we go lads, heeerEEE WE GOOOO

studying engineering but i hate it and want to change course x

Doing a novel

don't reply to him lads

shagging the bf

heard some kid having a tantrum then a loud smack and now he's stopped

could this be proof that domestic violence works?

Listening to podcast about housing policy.
Should be studying microeconomics.

Posting this indirtectly gives him attention, please refrain from this in the future.

If you have any further queries, please do not hesitate to ask.

just booked a cheap flight to Germany next week and an airbnb for three days

who here /globetrotter/

Business idea: niggers

Thoughts?

what sort of engineering?

publish what you've written so far to /brit/

airbnb sounds very sketchy

*replies to both of them*

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>what sort of engineering?
mechanical. Want to change to computer science

don't waste my time please

yeh im sure all the millions of people who have used the service all had a really sketchy time

Love it. How soon can you deliver?

You don't learn anything from listening to a podcast once without taking any notes, revising them, or testing yourself on the knowledge that you THINK you gained from it.

What an utter waste of time.