Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Hanako
died on wave 24, meh never really liked doing survival with others anyways, they just made it harder cause i had to carry their asses

Salmon and scotch. Fuck yeah, good night incoming.

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That;s around the farthest i've made it on that map. Ahh makes sense, but it makes it a little easier at least.

Still here

youtube.com/watch?v=sKq01_22QZg

mmm mmm

Never had Salmon, is it good grilled?

Or Im just retarded to catch on

Its good grilled, yes. Needs fuck all time on there. Needs to be a little raw in the centre when you take it off.

>Raw
>GordonRamsayIntensifies

Probably that too.
> Jk ;p

youtube.com/watch?v=bCujO6Ujw_o

Salmon is that rare fish that can be a little raw. Gordon would hate you if it wasnt a little bit raw tbh.

I won't deny that

Why fish need to be a little raw?

Nah trust me, it is an obscure as fuck movie. I;d be far more surprised if someone actually got it.
and don;t be a silly~
Alright i'm gonna switch to discord~

See you in discord

Oh wow, you guys are still going strong

Only salmon, its drier than a dry dick otherwise. Literally a bisons penis.

Not really. It slowed right down.

Wierd, I learn something new everyday

I mean in general. Waifu will never die. How are you Rory?

Full of fish and drinking while playing some stompy mechs.

Chara!

A typical Rory day then. I'm boring myself to death here at work

Tomo, sup?

Playing sniper elite with Louise. We just stopped. They get snipped alot

LIES

hue, nice. Now I can tell her to git gud again

(X)Doubt

100 percent true
Do it. Maybe they wont get killed by every sniper we find.

Rude!

You know me.

Just git gud, honey

kek, did it. Oh, you don't have a PS4 right? Friend bought me battlefield 1 and I hate getting salty alone

It's not really hard. I mean you're pretty damn chill despite living in deadly insect land

I do have a ps4 but I dont have battlefield 1.

I seem to recall beating you handily on sm4sh~

Yeah, unflappable. Though Im somewhat flushed right now.

Heya

welp shit. What do you have for the plebstation 4 that we can play together?

I recall you being completely drunk, unable to write a single sentence without a typo

Alcohol does that. Even to aussies

Rikka! I feel asleep on you earlier.
Uh add me at The_Love_Box

Eh. Ill still pull triggers on high calibre weaponry and cackle like a maniac.
>dropping a 1.7lewd for funzies
>watch the rolls for more commence

so I had a fun night, what's your point~?
lewd

No worries I was working anyways Tomo~

Very nice. Roll
Ah how was the rest of it?

It was alright, my manager like told all the other managers that I was leaving and I wasnt too happy but I drank some coffee now we Civ V other than that it was alright, how was your night?

Will do later when I get home. Are you still up in... 3 hours?
lewd. I still want to see you shooting and cackling
you drinking even though you're only 20

Ah that sucks. Coffee is great and hope you enjoy your civ. I slept then started playing some sniper elite with Louise
I will be awake

Superior waifu coming through

Then I'll add you in 3 hours. I still got work.

I can't believe I get 10 bucks per hour just to work 5 minutes every 30 minutes
he says without an image

It's fine, what's your point?

Nice so were both rested and awake lol have fun with that I need to see how I am gonna win this shit

That seems like a pretty sweet gig

Claiming best girl.

Why is watching kids so damn exhausting?

Thats good. We stopped a bit ago. Hope you can

u a shit is my point
it is! and it's a big reliable company too, so they're not pulling my leg. I like it

How is your job hunt going?
because they're loud and obnoxious and staying calm is also exhausting

How did it go then?? Ive never played Sniper Elite

boop

Thats good! I applied at a new place that opened. Im hoping for something
We did 2 or 3 missions. It was nice

they have so much energy
Rude!

Beep

No trouble staying calm, but the loud and obnoxious is so true.

Way too much.

Boop.
You're rood.

herro

Whats good qt vamp??

I wish I still had any of that energy...
How!

I wish you the best of luck!
of course dear~
I have a little brother, so I know it first hand
Beep

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nuthin, just kinda sitting here tryin to decide if i wanna go to bed or not, hows that civ goin

Yeah thanks.

What kind of games do you have for PS4?

You just are.
Nurp

I feel like I need a nap when they have theirs.

How old is he?

Norp
He's 13 years old

No no no you stay here with me and tomo, its alright I dont know how to win rofl

Why of course you're rude?!
Mean...
Do you think you'd be a good parent?

space or diplomatic are pretty easy wins,
pump up your science for space, or pump up your currency and then throw it at city states for diplomatic

Seras claimed

How is life fellas?

Lets see.... Dark souls 3 tomb raider the new one bloodborne far cry primal star wars battlefront titanfall 2 kingdom hearts remake uncharted collection and 4

Hmmmm i have a shit ton of gold, do I just give them a bunch to join me?

That's not too young anymore though.

I think I would be.

Tired. Need naps.

*burps*
No you are.

morning seras, im tired

make it rain on those whores
>but wait until theres about to be a world congress where they actually matter

Because I'm from Austria and I love being a salty rude shit
Welp... Dark Souls is what I have of those
I knew him from year 1 tho
listen Morty...

Go take some sleep than!
You too!

That's good!
Give me a reason
..Well, if you love doing it, I'm not going to stop you

Rofl im so bad at this game there has been like 3 of em or something and I keep doing dumb shit and it works

WUUUUUUUUUBALUBALUBALUBLUB
You picked Louise :^)

>wearing 2 eye patches
well no wonder you suck so much

Bloodborne is sweet

W..why you gotta bully me vamp

Because she's adorable and perfect!

There is one thing I love doing more though
h-help...
I know, but I don't have it (yet)
you saying I am noy?!

damn tomo's got fast hands

you like it rough,
do you have all your cities connected with roads?

Well one is better than none I guess. We could do some really silly coop builds if you like

And what's that?

Please, dear, you know you're adorable and absolutely perfect for me.
I dunno what Rory's on about.

I think so yeah I do, and m...maybe thats true but you dont know that

Right, but you were younger back then too and probably had more energy.

I should.

..also low energy.

Definitely. I already built a Solaire. Full set. Shield, Sword and Miracles. Of course the armor too.

We could also get Alienation and play it together. it's a sci-fi diablo basically
That one thing I like doing more would be you
the age gap is 9 years... so no, I didn't have that much more energy

Hi! How are you all doing?

how far in are you, have you got to pick an ideology yet?

Meh, that's why you have a partner to help you, right?
b-but you wouldn't know that! You haven't tried it!

tired, you?