Actors you could take in a fight

Actors you could take in a fight

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I'd break her arm and make her cry for mama.

Don't fuck with me, cunt.

Jery Seinfled

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Most of them. Actors are pussy theater kids

tfw you'll never forget how he's singlehandledly responsible for the only bad episode of Frasier ever

Uh

Funny how height and hairline, two factors completely out of one's control, can absolutely destroy a man.

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Isnt this guy like 20 years old?

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Vern Troyer

Arto Larkin?
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>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on Sup Forums was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second

what the fuck

I could probably take 80% of current male hollywood celebs
hint: my main board is /fit/

im 6'7 and i wouldnt even sweat while curbing your ass on the pavement

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>they're like ants to me

Quiet down, Fatty McPedotits

I'm 7'3 and would literally make you suck my dick.

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fucking try me cunt im 5'6 with a black belt in brazilian jiu jitsu i would toss you around like a rag doll you fat motherfucker

>probably depressed about his height as a kid but still a little bit hopeful
>"Don't worry son, puberty will hit soon!"
>years pass by
>realizes that the only thing getting bigger is the distance between his hairline and forehead

He's got an 8.5 inch dick.

Unless i shoot you

Has he forgotten about him already? ;_;;

holy shit, beans makes that asian look like a full grown man

That guy's like 5'10"

John? Is that you?

I'd kick her butt.

hahaha

Brad?

I bet I carry a better gun then you do + better aim

Tyler?

True, and if I were him I'd find a way to sue my parents for fucking.

I'd hold her down and fart on her head.

And there's nothing she can do about it, because she's weak as fuck.

I run this kingdom. Nothing can stand in my way.

>her

I'd lick her butt.

I'd put her in a head lock while she was trying to put makeup on.

Then I'd give her a swirly and make her late for work

Don't ever fuck with me. I'm the Rock of Gibraltar. Crash against me, and be broken.

Who is this? Keep seeing this.

I'd love to lay the smack down on this jabroni.

While she's trying to drink her coffee in the morning I would walk up to her and slap it out of her hands.

And there isn't anything she could do about it.

I'd push her into the bushes and all she could do is cry.

I am the most valuable player. No one can touch me.

I'd kick her ass, as long as she didn't try to record it

>manlet

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beware, she'll hack you

I'd grab her by her ankles and drag her across her kitchen floor.

Her kicks would be weak, like a pathetic baby. I'd leave a boot print on her butt and would reorganize her pots and pans and there wouldn't be shit she could do about it.

No one would dare try and take me on.

>taking a gun to a fist fight

classic, absolutely classic

before your sweaty, greasy sausage fingers managed to retrieve your replica luger from your holster along with some bullets from your bandolier I would have delivered a jab to your chin so powerful your nanna will get sore just hearing about it

dont even joke about hitting rooney

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I'm 6'10 and honestly it amuses me when you manlets think you can actually win fights against actually good fighters such as myself.

She talks shit when she's behind a computer. Bet she wouldn't talk shit when she gets slapped with her laptop.

I'd bet she'd cry like a little kid. Punk ass bitch.

are you kate? can you sit on my face please?

i will break your back hombre swear on my mothers life

Fuck Rooney. What the fuck is she gonna do? Tell her boyfriend?

I'd kick her fucking ass and smash her fucking room.

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I'm 25'10" and would destroy your planet

shes like 7ft

I'd let her cuck me.

lmao what a midget even my dick is bigger than you

her family is rich. you would be anally raped to death by one of her dads prize horses

I would love to destroy this stupid fucker

I'm 8 feet tall, I don't fucking care. I'd shove her on the ground and then chat up her girlfriends I front of her. And then I'd gorilla fuck them in front of her and there isn't she she can do but cry like a little bitch.

Fuck her. No one is the boss of me.

I didn't know they stacked shit that high
I'll kill you with my bear hands

I could easily take his son.

I'd kill her horses right in front of her and she'd cry bitch tears like the little bitch she is.

I'm not afraid of a horse and I'm not afraid of Rooney. I'd fuck her up. I bet she can't even take a gut punch.

I'd slap the back of Mary Elizebeth Winstead's head, over and over for hours on end. Running around her and slapping the back of her head. She'd eventually curl up in the fetal position, like a little punk bitch while I slap the fuck out of the back of her head.

And then, I'd leap onto ladder and jump right on her, with my elbow aimed right at her head and when I collided, she'd cry like a little ass kid.

Because that's all she is. A little kid, crying like a punk bitch.

And shit.

I'd fuck her up. No one could stop me.

MEW? More like MEWaaaah I'm A Little Bitch.

I can vouch for this

why not her sister kate instead? she looks like a cartoon gorilla

She could easily be Ripley in an Alien remake, or maybe Ripleys daughter if they adapted the Alien: Isolation game into a movie or something. Fuck, she'd be perfect.

For us non-virgins, what am I looking at here?

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Can she perfectly take a punch to the fucking gut?

kek

I'd have you taking my cock in your arse in seconds

A legend, Mr. Wayne.

The only legitimate genius of the last decade.

You mean you could take a dead dwarf in a fight?

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ROON IS NOT FOR BULLY

YOU DON'T BEAT UP RETARDS

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I want Emma to pin me down and force my dick in her.

She can take my penis to her vagina if you know what I mean.

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I want to cave this guy's skull in

I could heem everyone ITT

Im 5'11 and a lifelong wrestler and martial artist. I will literally knock your teeth out hold you down and force my dick into your mouth

>you on the left

Juicy thread.

Any of them who havent played a role in a boxing/fighting/combat role.

Daniel Day lewis is a semi-professional boxer because he had to be the role.

Other than that, theatre kids are pussys.

Wow, this sure brings me back. In Kindergarden we'd spend days playfighting with weapons we built out of Lego.

Tanks for making my point, I guess.

>I use to fap to this.

You can still see the sadness in his eyes, but at least he accepts and owns it.

Seems like he did that long ago, otherwise he would've just offed himself.