listen kiddies abdrw bird is literallly the worst musician of sll time if you can even csll hom a magician he plays his little gay guitar like tge dumb ifdiot he is and then here thes jicker boys he whistles like a little girl who honestly does that tgst is gay?? yoy tell me is what i say and knoe wht? you couldnt tell me anyone u less you whete lying. know i think we can talk about his dimb muzic 1st off i went to harvard music svhool and i can tell you all gis compsositions a re laughibly terrible like thry wrre writteb y a 12 year old. secondly his lyrics are so stulid it rwally makes sense to one but mayve him. dont misconstrue this as me sayj g he is misunderstood genius however because ghst would be dar from the poi t. basicLly i could go on forvsever but what i am gryi g to day is thst andrew bird is judt a pild of fucki g garbage snalello g shitgtt!!!anyome who sYz thdy actually like andrew bird is judt. fucking troll. how rhis absolute noron got semi famous is one oc tbr sknders of the workd if you ask me. ive also have reports from unnammed sourcdz that say he molests children and have gay orge sex wotj.no condoms with all his fans after shoes. How can anyone defenx this mab for even a sexo d? Look this is really jusy a ma ifesto meant for the janitors od /mu < to ban everything about andrew bird on sight because the trahd this mab is and whst he represents and could be teachi g people has to be stopped. this man is the jospeh stalin of music, actually worsed od you ask me.
Andrew bird is the airborne strain of aids that infects people through thier ears.
Josiah Roberts
who the fuck is andrew bird ?
Samuel Hughes
ITS BETTER IF YOU DONT KNOW
Angel Miller
And*ew B*rd (cbuh) is a threat greater to humanity than even Lenin on a train to Moscow.
Gabriel Mitchell
He's the kind of guy who would @*&$ ○€\ #^#
Xavier Ross
what?
Julian Brown
wow
Cooper Walker
This is some next level shitposting.
Aaron Cooper
are you retard andrew bird dick sucker?
Brody Hill
e x c u s e me?
Ian Butler
andr*w tird lmao haaha
Eli Brooks
wtf did you just call me?
Brayden Cruz
i called u a
a n d r e w
b u rp
dick sukkker K i D
Luis Mitchell
Is this post-modern shitposting?
Brody Richardson
wut the hek is wrung withe you anrew bird is LITTERALLY the bezat music in the entire wourld he pleyed withe teh lumminnre wihch meeanz he iz berty gud
Christian Cook
w r o n g
Noah Johnson
whats you guyses favorite andrew bird song?
Samuel Powell
the one were he doesnt sing
Tyler Bell
g1
Jace Ward
hahhahaha
Andrew Diaz
shutup idiot
Christopher Hall
wow
Asher Kelly
holy shit how did someone get so salty over violin sock man?
Brody Hernandez
Who is Andrew Bird?
Joshua Davis
For realsies though, Mysterious Production of Eggs, Armchair Aprocypha, and Noble Beast are all fantastic albums. youtube.com/watch?v=JSBLSfhVSR0
