G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today

Because i have nothing to do it with, otherwise i would

well glad you'll be sticking around user.

Dunno

nice dubs.

cause fuck that.
even when life is shit, it dosen't mean it's gunna be shit forever. life is worth living yo. Good and bad times.

Because I'm waiting for you to lead the way, then I'll consider it.

waiting....

Because I sucked a warm, creamy log of shit.

Because I love my life! Forget the fact that I just had a son with my wife and a house we own and a job I love which we manage in teaching gymnastics. I have woken up everyday legitimately excited and curious to see what the day brings.

What new adventure will I experience? What new skill will I learn? What new book will I read? What new conversation will I have with a complete stranger to reshape my opinion and broaden perspective? I have no idea and this ignorance is what drives me to find out!

(pic related, I guess. It's my personality test results)

>throws up a little

PETERWESSELZAPFFE

Cause your exquisite taste in gifs keeps me going, OP.

i think so.
g'morning.

you'll probably be waiting a long time.

we are all glad u love ur life.

Because 34 y/o wife and I had 3some with 22 y/o hard body bitch several times last week. Probably going to turn in to regular thing...

Because I've got at least 3 girls I plan on fucking this summer. It's going to be difficult because they're all Christfags to some extent or another but I'm confident in my ability to win them over.

Operation: Trinity begins May 15

Bump

that's pretty cool
triple dubs in a row. wow.

Things to fix.
Idiocracy to prevent.
Work to do.

Don't mean I'm not trying, but beer n smokes take time.

Because the dude who used to bully my Just got arrested for drug charges. In my prison no doubt.
>be prison phlebotomist
>make decent money since I take blood from criminals
>next dude walks in and I go through the motions
>holy fucking shit
>old school bully in the flesh
>staring at me waiting for this to be over
>take his blood calmly and efficiently
>he gets escorted away without saying anything
>next dude comes in is a big burly nigger
>while taking his blood I started a casual conversation and moved it in the direction of the bully
>bully? Yeah he's a quiet guy keeps to himself
>is he now? Yeah I grew up with him it's s shame what he ended up doing to those kids
>dude was obviously interested started asking what he did
>I really shouldn't, let's just say I wouldn't trust him around my daughter
>finish his draw and send him on his way
>find out 2 months later from a guard that a inmate had been beaten and raped so frequently The last few weeks that they had to move him to isolation.
>mfw it was the bully

have u considered stop smoking and drinking ?