Imperials vs. Stormcloaks

Imperials vs. Stormcloaks

I prefer Stormcloaks just because Solitude is more interesting to invade than Windhelm.

Imperials because Talos sucks elf dick.

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Imperials, because Nord Trump is a fucking bigot.

SKEERUM BELERNGS 2 DE NURDZ

Romans, because I hate smelly barbarians,

Imperial because bloody savages need to learn the rules.

The stormcloaks got baited hard by the AD. They made the white gold concord to draw Skyrim into conflict. The thalmor is then justified in policing the north (the opposite side of tamriel ensuring a flank of any other conflicts arise) and the Empire had to waste time and money keeping the crybabies from destroying their own nation. The two most powerful factions in tamriel kick the shit out of each other and the altmer get to sit back and reap those precious natural resources. Ulfric is a tool.

imperials because they dont look like barbarians

Finally someone got the gist!!

Doesn't matter, the might of the Dragonborn is uncontested. Whichever side opposes them quickly capitulates in a matter of hours. If they so chose, they could wipe out the Empire and Aldmeri Dominion.

Rules are made and enforced by the strong, might makes right. Whichever side the Dragonborn chooses, is the right one.

By your reasoning, the chicken in Riverwood rules Tamriel, since attacking it is a death sentence for the Dragonborn.

how dare you question the authority of the high chicken overlord. he'll peck your dick off for that

By the time he kills Miraak, the Dragonborn has the Bend Will shout, which lets him turn even dragons into allies. If he uses it on all the surviving dragons (after killing Alduin) he can have an army of dragons that the Thalmor would be powerless against.

You still didn't answer the original question. Douche.

The Imperials are tools in the same way the only difference is that the Empire willingly allowed the Altmer to park their big long yellow cocks inside of them.

Beta personalities will be behind the more authoritarian Imperials, they are more willing to conform and live by others standards, or climb the ladder of this hiearchy. These climbers may not be beta ppl yet they are the weak type of leaders.

Those with us who have lived with the courage to go our own path values honor, honor that one self have come upon and follows because ones own will to be strong.
Being strong as in winning in a duel, instead of who's daddys is supposed to be strongest.
So whine you spoiled children of the empire, and be weak, if strenght could be measured you would be wimpering slaves to those of us who are inclined to the stormcloaks.
Alas, "the meek shall inherit", christianity made the world so.

stormcloaks are a stupid snownigger militant group whereas the empire of men is, well, the empire

doesn't matter, so bland either way

I used to think the Stormcloaks were the obvious best. They're brave and badass etc.

But actually, when you think about it properly, the Stormcloaks would lead Skyrim to a life of poverty and desolution. The Empire is progress, the Stormcloaks are the old, dead ways.

It's like choosing civilisation or stagnation.

But anyway, Skyrim fucking sucks balls. So who gives a shit.

SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS

Why the fuck didn't the greybeards help out in this? Those cunts are basically gods but they just sit back and are all, 'muh neutrality'

What kind of lemon sucking ninconpoop sides with the fuckers who tried to cut your head off?