Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Seras claimed

I live in the Netherlands ofcourse

Keep going.

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I'm a generally lewd person, change doesn't have to be drastic my desperate friend. Nobody changes too much at once. Not sure where you're seeing erp but I suppose I'm always going to be accused.
That's nice. I'll be here.

Well that one is easy!

Nobody can! Nice thighs are perfection.

Wikipedia says lots of things.
I guess they're the same thing then.

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I'm guessing you already speak multiple languages then

So no trust Stocking's sweets

Still here and Ah. Well don't let it get you down if you can help it.And finally snuggle me till I pass out.

Mildly [redacted], but overall yes.
How's the cats?
It's pretty rare to see a static gif.

*Lays head on lap*

English and Dutch. Dutch is shit though

But Stocking has the best sweets!

Oh my, don't be trying anything!

>pat pat
Let's slow down there Lightning Mcqueer.

Poison I tells ya!!

Sad day.

ERP- the greatest love story ever told on /waifu/?

There was rain last night, they might have gotten wet u.u

I did feed them though and put food under the trailer for them :o
What's so bad about ERP?

Claiming best girl.

Mash's EPR's on /trash/ are fucking epic.

3/10

>What's so bad about ERP?
How about that this isn't an ERP thread?

It's a WAIFU thread.

Take your ERP to where it belongs:

Sono?

As long as you know enough to get by
Just basic stuff, like calling people's mother a pig and ordering booze

Mexican't swim

In league game so bbl

Aw.
Good to know they have food though.

Stocking isn't that subtle! She'd just slash me if she wanted to.

There will be happy days too!

The only story every told on /waifu/.

Good to see you! Saya a cute.

10/10
-_-
I don't ERP, I'm just asking questions!
You missed my reply last thread u.u
It only rains like twice a year anyways so at least it's not often

Pfft genie I'm going to do as I please but I will mostly focus on sleepiingZ

The new Jojo season looks interesting
youtu.be/x0JMt7K3TwQ

Yeah, the anarchy sisters aren't subtle in any way

Did I?

Rain is really nice though...

I got some pics off of pixiv and when I imported them to my phone, they kept the computer filenames instead of IMG_XXXX. It's very strange.
I need to run that "gif" through waifu2x I guess.

Kek

That's not me

Hai Stocking. Saya is.
Stocking a cute too.

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erp with me!
Yes, but I still love you ^-^
Does it rain a lot there? Rain makes it cooler at least if it rains in summer
*hugs*

>goes to my unit
>just have to take out the trash and workout
>"Alright Cyan, you can go now now. Just come back at 15:30: for the dismiss"

Today is a good day

I guess I don't have a choice in the matter.

But that's what makes them hilarious. Who needs subtlety when you have stupid quips and can go out with a bang.

Yay! Stocking is very cute!
How has your day been?
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Yeah, phone pics are annoying, but posting and watching shit in bed is worth the no filenames... And the phoneposting. Just.
Rain is really nice in the summer, but winter rain is top tier cozy.

Oh, it didn't show up as a (you) for some reason

It was a pretty decent show
>Scanty and Kneesocks a best though

But were you talking about Sono?

That happens :o
That sounds like it would be top tier freezing

I'm too used to the heat, I die during winter u.u

Just had a nap. Watching kids is really tiring..

Cold here is 10C. It can hit 0C at night around the solstice. Do you get cold nights?

No I was talking about Mash, not Sono.

Stocking may be a best but Kneesocks is a very close second. They are an amazing duo. Les Diaboliques is in fact my favourite episode.

I couldn't do that. I'm not a fan of kids.
I don't mind some of them, the more mature ones I can actually talk to. But I'm terrible at feigning interest and being overly nice to them.
I hope your nap was nice though. I usually have bad dreams when I nap.

I'd prefer not to.

AFAIK you can rename pictures on Android. I'm not completely sure on that though. Phoneposting isn't even that bad tbh. Not as smooth as computer for sure, but it's still not as bad as some people say.

Winter here is warmer than most places, old people from the east coast sometimes come down here because it's warmer

but I don't like any cold, when our summer can get in the 40C I get used to the warmth

I mean they have huge screens nowadays, and tablets are "mobiles" too. I would like an S8.
Bloody old people. I personally couldn't do 40C, 30+ is pool all day or AC all day.

Aikawaii-chan..?

Too bad the show didnt get a second season

Examples? I think he and Sono are one and the same- united in ERP

Wut

It's nice that these kids most of the time do what you tell them to, but there's few annoying ones I haven't had to deal with yet.

But isn't Mash Sono?

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you read
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's got on the pole shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
The daytime crap with the folksinger slop
He hung himself with a guitar string
Slap the turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
Who's chokin' on the splinters
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Get crazy with the Cheeze Whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Drive-by body pierce)
Soy
(I'm a driver I'm a winner things are gonna change I can feel it)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Sprechen Sie Deutche, baby)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm sayin'?)

Who said I was Mash?

It's AC every day here, and I can't swim .-.

I'm gonna lay down I'm tired, thanks for talking!

The big joke of the ending is to make fun of shows that end on cliffhangers. If it had a second season, the whole joke would be ruined. Keep it short and sweet, I like what there is even if there isn't much. If you want more, buy the manga. That's a whole different thing and I adore it, it's just as hilarious.

I can't deal with kids that don't listen. I'd end up choking them out or something. You have to be fairly tolerant.

Good to see you, Kneesocks.

Nap well.

I'm pretty sure Sono said he's Mash

Phones are getting too big smh. I have an iPhone, but have a nexus 7 which is Android.
From what I can gather, Android has a lot more quality of life shit than iPhones.

I haven't watched it in a long time

I meant "but I also have"
opps

phablets is what they're starting to call them since the sizes are gradually skewing to tablets.

And my timing is tre impecable, good to see you too

Yeah but I was only messing around with Tomoko

I recently started watching it again with a friend. I still laugh at it when I watch it. The only anime that can make me laugh out loud.

That it is. It's been a while. How have you been?

Not too shabby, got a job finally. Ooowee is it a nice one too.
How bout yourself?

okay that game was so fun that I hate furries even more.

At some point your phone becomes a tablet, and it's pretty much at that limit with the plus models of phones. Now we just need infinite pixel density.
Android is better, but making the switch will be weird for a good day or two.

But it's pretty obvious.

The trick is to not give a shit.

Playin Elysian Tail?

Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight

How often do you mess around?

What game? Tell me.
But I'm not lewd... am I?

Oh you did? Well done! What are you doing now?
I've been alright. Still no job for me though so I've been kinda down.

My god, that's genius! I should try that!

Yes. Yes you are.

Yes.

Only that one time with Tomoko, iirc.
Oh and I like to flirt with Alice_Bunny

League of Legends

No I'm not!
Silly our filenames aren't even similar.
Ah nerd.

>her

When I say good, I mean cashier at Walmart.
Youll get there, just drop any kind of standards and youll be just like me...H A P P Y

So you wouldn't try to deceive anyone with some like... oh idk what you had for breakfast? or maybe if you were a girl irl?

Stop being jealous that I have a free WWE network account and you don't, insulting me like that, Pff

I've seen enough to detect the lewd.

Work is work. Can't complain about easy money!
I don't even have too many standards. As long as I'm not working at a fast food place.

I haven't had breakfast yet because I get carsick. And I'm a guy.
You didn't have to go there ;~;
You're very good at reading people then...

Ah, so I must have standards.
I stopped working fast food too!
And yes easy money IS still money

Female avatar = female irl
Emphasis on the "male"

>"I've hidden a special mix of soap water in my gloves and clothing to create Ripple Bubbles."
Zeppeli pls.

Yeah, pretty much everything becomes quite chill once you stop giving a shit.

That's just so it isn't as obvious.

Why would anyone thing I'm female over the internet?
Oh please there's nothing similar about me and them. I'm fucking getting trolled over here

I'm no better than your average person. I've seen enough from your replies to know you're pretty lewd.

You have some kind of standards, everyone should have. See, I know for a fact that I could work in fast food but I refuse to. I'd rather not hate my life.
Easy money is money, can't complain if you're earning!

But is it that easy to simply stop giving a shit?

I'm sorry bby, didn't mean to hurt your feelings, please forgive me!

Very fair, very fair
Its not hard to think someoneones a lady.
People thought I was a lady when I came herefirst

Just wait until Jojo starts placing traps within his traps every fight

>"I used the Ripple to stuff a pigeon in her mouth when she had her hands around my throat!"
10/10

There is.

It might take some time to get used to, but it's pretty easy.

Shh, no spoil pls. This is gold.

E M P H A S I S
O N
" M A L E "

Ah well, I'll find something. I've been applying to plenty.

Do I have to do it myself or can I get some guidance?

Thats good, sometimes it just takes time.
Hell it took 3 months over here.
Whatcha upto right now?

battle tendency is amazing

By yourself, but don't try too hard.

That's true. Hopefully it's soon though. It's been a couple months now and I'm broke.
I'm just sat in thread now, I'm rather bored. Not much to do when you sit at home all day every day.

Ye, heres hopin eh!
Same kinda, kinda a jack all kinda day