Patriots pick up Drunk Driver who passed out on road

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PATRIOTS = DUI SUPPORTING SHITHEADs

FUCK THE PATS

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>DUI is bad
Sure is under 21 in here. You've never swerved home from the bar at 4 am faggot?

I get why people do if it's going to cost them $100 for a cab home and to pick up your car the next day

if I made millions a year I'd have a full time chauffeur

his bac isn't out so don't know how bad it really is

This. Everybody drives drunk at least once but acts like they're top model citizen if somebody gets caught.

Nobody got hurt

Nothing was damaged

Suspended license and some classes and he'll pay out the ass for insurance and it'll all be over.

Cardinals are fucking retards man, they/re team is in such shambles they're willing to cut anybody for any reason.

Fuck da police

seen the video? he couldn't even talk
I get a stallworth .01 over dui not being a big deal
but he could have done a leonard little

People who drive while drunk should be beaten...severely. Literally scum of the Earth.

Don't get me wrong hes still an absolute dumb ass for doing it, but you have the Cowboys picking up and woman beater and people covering up gang activity, drug charges, domestic disputes...but everybody's shitting on the DUI strictly because he gets picked up by the Patriots. I would put money on everybody else loving it if he went to their team.

Then you should go slap your parents because they have most certainly driven while intoxicated

this guy was blasted, guaranteed over .14 BAC

t. 16 year old

I'd be willing to bet over 65% of the 25+ population has driven drunk or rode in a car where a drunk person was driving

Underage please go.

I've seen people die plenty of times in car crashes, not because they were driving drunk but because the guy who hit them was. People who drive drunk don't give a shit for anybody's safety, not their own but especially not anybody else's. They don't give shit who they kill. Fuck them.

if it was a team that takes guys like him, the cowboys or bengals it would be more of a joke

might be a good pickup, he's a free agent next season and a passing threat with gronk off wont cost anything, could see a 4 game suspension and him not playing, especially now

Okay...then go smack your parents.

cardinals cut him because they aren't doing shit this year and hes a free agent they won't be picking back up. Saved a cool million by cutting him now

I don't wanna live in a world where people defend
>intoxication
>perversion
>gambling
>adultery
>killing
>human trafficking
>porn
>guns
>brawls
>division
>stalkers
>not tipping
>condemning homeless
>disrespecting parents
>disrespecting authority
>animal cruelty
>rape
>thinking any of these things are funny
>throwing feces at people
>racism
>putting your shirt on backwards
>suicide
>atheism
>talking shit about the pope
>making fun of people with glasses
>bullies
>partying with strangers
>sexism

o...okay?

finally someone who GETS it

if you don't want to live in that world, your best bet is honestly to stop living

all you have to do is focus on the road and you'll be fine. if you still manage to fuck that up then you deserve a DUI

you forgot transphobia

Fuck trans people, fucking sick fucks.

my mom can't drive and I have slapped my dad for that

>like roger goodell didnt roofey him to make the patriots look bad

I once got a DUI driving home 6 blocks from the bar and blew a .26. AMA.

So what happened? Were u fined did u go to jail? Did the patriots try to sign U?

I got arrested, blew a .26 at the station too, and sat in the lobby asking repeatedly why the cops were such pricks and wouldn't let me smoke inside.

I got fined about $1200, got sent to jail for two days, got randomly drug tested as part of my probation, and they told me to put a breathalyzer on my car, which I never did.

Comically, the judge who sentenced and convicted me got caught in an FBI investigation for running an oxycodone ring.

Nobody tried to sign me, but instead of suspending my license the DMV instead gave me a CDL.

I got 2 DUI's in a 3 month period, beat one of them on technicality and lost my license for 6 months for the other. Don't really drink anymore

I actually feel more alert when I've had a few but I always try to take the back streets.

>30 replies
>16 posters
ITT: two degenerates try to defend literal homicide

The only time I'll do it is late night (like 3-4am) when the roads are empty. If my reaction time is off a few milliseconds it won't matter. Doing it during the day is really bad though

How many drinks is too many before you drive?

2+ master race

Unless I know I'll have an hour plus after a drink I won't drink at all

>Based Patriots giving a guy who made a mistake a second chance.

Literally the best team in the league on and off the field.

failure to obey a police officer and resisting arrest are such bullshit garbage charges. of course if you act like a belligerent asshole or try to kidnap someone their human instinct isn't going to be, "oh, okay".

are you even trying to build tolerance lad? 2 doesn't affect me whatsoever. 4-5 and i know people who go higher nightly.

A lot easier to get picked off by an observant cop at night, too

Whatever 2 40 ozs of Colt 45 is. So I guess about 8 drinks? That's the only time that I had to drive and knew I was too drunk to. Usually at house parties I crash there and that's when I get extremely shitfaced with liquor since driving doesn't matter.

>be drunk
>pull over
>dont kill anyone
truly these people are worse than hitler

Bruh was just taking a lil nap on the road to sober up. He was smart.

8 beers in about 2 hours is probably my upper limit of feeling safe about it.

i've driven far drunker, but i got pulled over once and got lucky to get out of that ticket (was high at the time too). i usually don't chance it much anymore.

Yup, that's the downside. I've been busted and won't do it again though, even at night

.08. For an average male, 3 beers in an hour.

We do whatever it takes to win, and win we do.

>not doing coke/meth to balance being drunk

Or adderal to the same effect. I can mentally focus myself to appear sober as a bird even if I'm pretty drunk. It doesn't fix the reaction time problem though, so I'd still take back roads to be safe. I don't know why anyone would try driving on the highway drunk, that's how people get killed. If you crash going under 30mph you're probably just skyrocketing your insurance payments and losing your license, at least you're not a murderer and/or dead.

Jesus you're an idiot

only drove once when properly drunk

crashed the car i was uninsured on about 40 metres from my house, luckily the person who owned the car took the blame

What a piece of shit.

Did you atleast pay for the damages you fucking loser?

t. Ishmael Smith from the province of New Haven

>not tipping
Fucking degenerate. If anything its the cooks that should be tipped, not the waitresses that only shuttle the food from the kitchen to your table.

>needing a car to get to the next bar/pub/club

don't even live in a city.

I've never driven home drunk

Damn man, as a Pats fan, we have some seriously salty mother fuckers out there. I can't even jerk off to tranny porn without seeing the Brady hate train roll in.

>tom brady can suck my dick
>deflate my balls

Top kek

>Laughing at your own garbage post

Well done.

>get arrested in handcuffs like a fucking murderer
>land of the free

>properly drunk
>irish

The Patriots are a nice organization, picking up this man and giving him a second chance to redeem himself;

Kill yourself before you kill someone actually important

The people who get blackout drunk and get behind the wheel of a car and kill somebody ruin it for everyone. Half the people driving on Friday night after midnight are probably over the limit.

only time I've driven blasted was in galveston
had like four friends in the car too
thankfully everyone is driving drunk there and the streets are nice and grid-like too
would not do again

I'm shocked an irish wasn't insured

>half the people
lol, kids

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How fucking hard is it to just cut yourself off if you know you have to drive? Why do you need to have more than 3 drinks? "
>Nah man I have to endanger people's lives so I can get DRUNK lol"

This drinking is a privilege not a right. If you're not mature enough for self control or are incapable of finding an alternate route home don't drink out

I mean yeah, duh.
If you have ever actually been drunk, you would understand that people make bad decisions because of the alcohol.
It's all very nice and cute to say that nonsense, but it's a different world actually being out there at 3am trashed as fuck.

Whoa bro totally you're sooo cool man.

I remember when I turned 21.

Whoa dude you're so cool man, implying that I am barely of age.
I remember when I turned 16.

How do you allow yourself to get trashed at 3 am though? At some point you were sober and capable of making decisions. If you know you need to drive, you need to know that youre only going to have x amount of drinks that night. If you cant handle such a basic responsibility, you don't deserve the privilege of driving on public roads.

I don't drive drunk.
I've seen people in person and famous people like Michael Floyd do it. They're not stupid. They just get caught up in it and figure they are invincible.
It's bad decision making. I'm not defending it. I'm just saying that it's very easy to make.

Alcoholism is a disease. What, do you want to banish anyone from the league who suffers from it?

If you get a DUI, should you be fired from your job immediately and banned from working in your field ever again?

>get dui
>career prospects instantly improve

>there should be no consequences for me acting irresponsibly and endangering other people's live because I was having fun and people make mistake

God liberals and libertarians are a disease

>come into thread
>see nobody is saying that people don't deserve punishments for driving under the influence
>claim it's happening anyway
>fist shake at imaginary boogeymen
literally >>(You)

Kill yourself pussy

i've always said that alcohol should be illegal while weed should be provided by the government at a subsidized cost, would solve a lot of social problems

>implying

many wrs who go to new england do nothing with their careers ever again

-chad johnson
-reggie wayne
etc

DUDE

i don't give a fuck what some does off the field i would gladly take Hernandez back on the team

Both were far past their prime and the patriots took a chance on them because of their names, the fact that their wr corps sucked, and the low risk

Floyd is a different case, he had a pro bowl level season last year and is being blamed for palmer being a fuckup this year.

If nothing else, I expect him to at least catch a couple deep balls and slants thrown his way. Cardinals weren't utilizing him properly.

>Alcoholism is a disease. What, do you want to banish anyone from the league who suffers from it?

If he was getting smashed at home that's a different case. He endangered lives by getting into his car while smashed. Driving sober is dangerous enough, driving drunk is a fucked up and selfish thing to do.

dude weed lmao

Anyone else legitimately a pretty good drunk driver? I mean obviously not blackout, falling over drunk, but

Go fuck yourself you irresponsible faggot

>people unironically defend drunk driving

fucking degenerates

Sean I hate you so goddamn much.

As I said I dont do it anymore, I just cab both ways now if I know I'll be drinking, even if I get a DUI outside of work I'm totally fucked. I get a full background check for basically every new jobsite I work at. A vehicle I I was in was even hit by a drunk driver when I was little, it very well could have killed me or my dad, but that guy was obviously a moron when we wasn't drunk.

But ya, I'm damn good at it and did it for almost a decade with absolutely nothing bad happening (except getting t-boned which would have happened if I was sober, there was no way to react to it) or any consequences. The people who get blackout drunk, drive double the speed limit and run into pedestrians or stop vehicles or whatever are fucking idiots before they start drinking (I've seen it first hand). Those people should not drink and drive, but no matter what the laws or consequences its still going to happen

This

Friendly reminder that sober driving kills three times as many people every year as drunk driving

You sound like me lad. I was a truck driver drinking whiskey while driving my truck. Had to involuntarily quit when they smelled alcohol on my breath but wasn't due to driving.

I'm super good DD, couple of shots of captain morgan and I'm like jeff gordon or something

Arizona police are the scum of the earth

?

Are you fucking stupid?

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>drunk driving is wrong
you need to go back to redit m7

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I have driven home drunk but never wasted drunk and never came close to having an accident. Depending on the person and how drunk you are it can be safe.