Why does centaur porn exist?

Why does centaur porn exist?
Who gets off on these things?

>centaur

Have you ever realized they have two rib cages?

Weird.

That's the weirdest example of "who gets off to this?" that you can find? Newfag detected.

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>2 rib cages
>extra set of lungs
>extra heart
>ridiculously overbuilt cardiovascular system

Centaurs wouldn't be sex-slaves or wives, they would be the modern slave/labor workers of the world, simply because they would power everything that we use today.
These things would never get tired, and could run almost indefinitely.

They would replace all horses, and be treated like shit.
>real world applications nigga

Because it's awesome

Intradasting

This guy gets it.

my gf loves centaurs. she used to be only able to get off to centaur hentai

What are more extreme examples you can think off?

If I would get to fuck any animal, it would definitely be a horse. Horse vaginas look so fucking hot. I'm not a furry though.

>2017

>Not getting off to intricate tile working
>Not get to get to off to girls punching your ballsack
>Not geting off to logs of shit down your throat
>Not getting off to girls getting swallowed by giants, vore
Ishjggydiggy that last one.

I've seen those things and get why some might like them. I still don't get centaur porn though.

People getting swallowed by giants makes sense as a fetish but not horse/girl combos? It's half normal from the get go and the other half still has a vagina.

>Horse vaginas look so fucking hot.
>Not a furry though.
Pick one.

It's okay if you are a furry, user. I don't judge. I'm not a furry though, but it's OK if you are. Ok?

Centaurs, I imagine.

Okay, I'll come clean. I've hit the centaur tail before. Now I understand the misconception, I mean everyone seems to get it wrong, they're not as fucking BIG as horses, like they're more like tall deer on the bottom part of their body. I'll admit that a chick with hooves is kinda weird though.
You know, it's like it would never have happened, had I not taken that shortcut on my way home. I mean it was late and I saw this old timey kind of pub, figured I'd stop in. The girl behind the bar... it was her. I figured she just up on a little platform, and the bar was a little high. I mean we spent a couple of hours and I figured I was just really hitting it off. She leaned over and kissed me mid-sentence. Then she whispered that we should go into the back room. Then she kinda blushed and smiled and pointed towards this oak looking door.
I wasn't going to turn down some nookie, you know? So yeah, I went in and kinda looked back over my shoulder at her. She gave me one of those naughty smirks and did the "shoo" hands. I closed the door behind me and like it made me chuckle at the whole place really... like something out of some ren era movie or something, I mean the door had no handle or anything, just a long plank of wood to seal it shut. It was pretty simple for a back room too, I just kept thinking they must use it to store their food or some junk... I mean there was only a pile of straw in a corner and like a bucket and a bag of apples, also what looked like oats, I dunno what I was thinking, maybe that they made pies or something..

Anyhow, she gets to the door and peeks in, giggles, and tells me to take off my jacket -which I do. Then she slipped in and there it was... like clear as day, just like it was no big deal, she's got this... animal body. She says something about privacy and bars the door shut. I'll admit I was a little scared though. I mean what the fuck was I supposed to do, right? She didn't miss a beat though, she unlaced her top and took my hand, squeezed it against one of her tits and said with a smile,"Now, about the rest of your clothes."
She sort of hunkered down on top of the straw, and leaned back. Then she reached up and undid my button, She made this kind of chuffing sound brushed her hand down her body ( or bodies/ It was like she was all lungs or something really). Then her lower half sort of pivoted in place, and she spread her back legs. She rubbed down her body and like... cooed softly to me, she said " I can't do this alone." Like she said it in such a soft and inviting way, nothing hurried, but just like we were long time lovers. I kissed her again. My stomach did a flip, I mean I kept trying to NOT look at her lower half, and i didn't want her to feel like... self concious... I don't think it was on her mind though, I don't think she was paying attention to it or well, whatever. I just kissed her so deeply, She giggled into my lips, and stroked my arm gently, directing my hand down her body. I kind of started shaking then. Which she took in stride, told me to take things easy and it wasn't a test or anything.... then my hand touched her... you know... her sensitive bits. She huffed out this kind of shuddering breath and her uh front legs kicked a little, not threateningly though.

>OP, you're reading this aren't you.

I started to get more into it. Well, not that it took much... It mean I had been in a long dry spell, and well, her top half... well, she was something else entirely. I pushed her leg up, and broke the kiss. I kept thinking it was some sort of weird costume, all the way up until I could feel her pulse in her legs. I could see her cunt twitch and I decided to go for broke. I sort of walked on my knees towards her rear end, returning that polite smile she gave me. Then I pressed myself against her, She then hooked her leg around my shoulder, and I kept scooting closer to her body, finally pushing my cock up against her slit.... it felt so delicate, like fuzzy almost, like this peach, it felt like pressing against this velvet pillow... well all the way until i penetrated her. She squeeked, no shit. Squeeked when I got inside. She kind of leaned back and pulled me close with her leg.

(sorry for the overanalyzation, It's really dificult to explain the rest, mostly because it was not like normal sex.) I squeezed her tit and she arched her back, like a gymnist. She continued making these funny noises the whole time. and her cunt... well it's like I could feel her heartbeat through my cock. I just started sort of slow, mostly because I was a little unsure at first. She rolled back over herself sort of... leaning back and kissing me again. She began pulling me in an ever increasing rythm, her leg gigging me on, like.... well like a jockey pushing a horse to hurry up. there I am riding her, I just begin pounding away as fast as I can. Her legs begin like, galloping into the air. I slap her rump and she moans sluttishly. Then she begins to bite her lip and her uh... tail begins whipping back and forth. Then she wraps her arms around mine gripping my forearms and pulls me closer, you wouldn't believe this girl's upper body strength. it's like she's all muscle, but like so thin, like you'd think an elf would be like really. She just squeezes me like that, and cranes up towards my face. I kiss her like that, and she bites my lip. firmly, but not painfully... and she whispers semi-desperately.
"breed me!"

Tldr. Maybe get into short story erotica.

She laces her fingers through my hair, and pulls me and sort of whinnies out loud. I clench my teeth, and fuck her as deeply as I can. Her legs do this spazzy thing, all shivery and stretched out. I take this as my cue and let it all go. My cock spasms and I nearly drop my load when I suddenly feel her twat clam down on me, pinching my prick until it feels like the back pressure is going to make it explode. I push as hard and as deep as I can, trying to break through. Then her breath hitches and it slams over both of us. I just BLAST into her. Her cunt pulls on it hungrilly, tugging on it for all it's worth. I get really dizzy and everything is just... wow!
Then I collapse, I can't do much of anything at this point. I mean I am panting and layed over her body like that. cock buried in her, still thumping. She is just sort of smiling back at me, well, like a grin. Twirling her finger in her hair, looking at me with those beautiful bedroom eyes. My hips were slowly working themselves, just gently pumping away. She gently tucks her legs on to the side of me, and we just fall asleep like that.
The next day I left with a special kinda spring in my step, and I tell her I'd be back later, if she was going to be. She said it wouldn't be her night, so i should come back another time. Had I known better, I would have stuck around with her... Never been able to find that little pub again.