S/fur: We describe hell edition

s/fur: We describe hell edition

At the first layer of hell, lord Satan gave to me
A lance through both my butt cheeks

At the second layer of hell, lord Satan gave to me
All my blood turning into acid

At the third layer of hell, lord Satan gave to me
The experience of getting stuffed into my scrotum

At the fourth layer of hell, lord Satan gave to me
Getting hit by 50,000 fidget spinners

not sure if should bump...

At the fifth layer of hell, lord Satan gave to me
A razor blade chain going through from mouth to ass

At the seventh layer of hell, lord Satan gave to me
Getting tickled 'till I die

At the eighth layer of hell, lord Satan told to me
"I forgot the sixth layer, so we're combining the contents of this layer and that"
And then I got my nuts ripped off by rapid wolves

At the ninth layer of hell, lord Satan gave to me
A wedgie so hard I got ripped in half

Too bad there's no 10th layer of hell

Was that story even canon?

That white fur blends in with the sheets pretty well, for a moment I thought the guy was just massaging the bed while looking at a fursuit helmet on the pillow.

Probably not

At the tenth layer of hell, lord Satan gave to me
A latex suit heated to 1000 degrees

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It upsets me greatly that sindoll draws such cute/fluffy/soft but always pairs it with moonrunes and rape shit. why not just go for a better route? ;_;

Test

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I like where this thread is going

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Dumping a little i guess

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I pity those who believe in hell

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these both make me deeply uncomfortable.

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there is a special place in hell reserved for people who want to dress up as animals and fuck other people who dress up as animals

but the two at the top don't? they're strange in all senses imo.

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They do as well, just decided to only include recent ones

if you're in hell... aren't you already dead?

I want my blood replaced with acid.

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then sign me up. considering God is the malicious asshole that asks nonbelievers be killed in his name (look in the bible, it's there) and demands your worship, or else you don't get to go to heaven. Satan doesn't demand sacrifice, worship or killing in his name. Satan is a symbol of the knowledge that freed us from God's overbearing protectiveness, then leading to a really fucking severe case of empty nest syndrome. I'd rather chill in hell playing chess and drinking whiskey with the devil than spend eternity bowing down to worship a narcissistic sadist.

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The girl that was wearing the white fur suit was kinda sexy but the glasses wearing fag ruined it

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Lemme creampie you

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O.0

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Dont you want my fucking load dribbling down your thighs?

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better spent on someone else

last one for now. someone else dump some

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I can snowball it too

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Either Spy or dominating totally needs to be removed from TF2.
>one team is slightly better
>dominations start to add up
>people want to clear dominations so they switch to spy
>spy is a useless class so it turns from a slightly unbalanced game into a total steamroll

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I gotta admit though, it's kinda funny when you're fighting against the spy-filled team.

Everyone plays overwatch now

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nah, furries still play tf2

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Sounds like you want to be made to eat cum.

i used to play
right up until hats got out of control
medic
have not touched overwatch

overwatch has another aesthetic that mimics TF2. Basically the same game, but newer, slightly different and fewer gamemodes. It's not for everyone, like TF2 isn't for everyone

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was having some sort of existential crisis so I thought to look at porn to distract myself

i generally dont like shooters, hence why i played medic. I got TF2 because i had a friend that was stupid good at it and wanted to play with him. I wouldn't have played it otherwise.

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Tf2 is good if you have a cuck fetish

dont let it get out of hand

I only played tf2 like once when I was 12

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I would have switched to Overwatch, but they made the same mistake as TF2 and added a hitscan instakill class to a game where pretty much every class is made for close combat.
In fact, they fucked up even more badly, because Sniper is only balanced in TF2 due to how tight the maps are, while Overwatch is full of wide open spaces.

what?
the crisis?
the looking at porn?


my dick?

man fuck me
>0.4 hours in the past two weeks on steam

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I don't think anyone plays sniper