What's your worst theatre experience?

What's your worst theatre experience?

Attack of the Clones

Kid a few rows behind me shit his pants really, really bad. The entire theater was smelly and his parents totally overreacted and were in hysterics.

one time this guy infront of me talked too loud

>Inglorious Bastards
>5 minutes in some guy shouts "speak English already"
> happened every foreign language scene

I forgot to bring my anchor to the premiere showing of War Dog, and there were no anvils left to rent. They wouldn't let me in. Ruined my entire day.

Ted

Rows and rows of kids throwing shit around, sitting on their phones and laughing really obnoxiously at lines that weren't even funny. I should've guessed before but still..

I went to watch Annabelle with some random date to kill time

A guy a few rows back fell asleep and snored fucking loud during the whole movie and his friends didn't even bother to wake him up

but it's a shit movie anyway

When I was 12 I went to see The Little Mermaid by myself and was sexually abused by a pedophile in the second to last row. Whenever I see a picture of Ursula I have a panic attack.

I don't think I've ever had a negative experience at a theatre other than the movie being shit. One time some kid was pointing a laser pointer at the screen, but I got up and told him he had to stop and he did.

Same thing happened to me for ID4 Resurgence. I was jealous of the guy.

>go to see Agora in our local """""theatre"""""
>elderly woman won't shut up about the injustice the Christians in the movie were suffering

I wish this was true, but alone at 12 in a theatre? c'mon...

>Go to see the Halloween reboot
> Live in a 98% white town
>Theater inexplicably filled with ghetto blacks
>They are every stereotype and more
>Not only loudly yelling at the screen, but also smoking weed and cigarettes
>They're literally walking to up and down the aisles auctioning cigarettes
>The staff attempt to eject some, but they are instantly let back in through the parking lot door by their friends
>Finally, someone snaps and yells "Be quiet you animals!" through the darkness
>The theater immediately turns into mayhem
>Not sure what happened next, but the entire theater cleared out into the parking lot in the form of an angry mob
>I am 100% sure that a race riot would have ensued, but like 10 police cars showed up and carted off the most belligerent ones
>The ghetto blacks angrily exit the theater, visibly disappointed that they didn't get to see a fight

I credit this as the single event that made me officially racist.

Really, you wish it was true? Creep.

I had to sit near a bunch of incredibly incredibly smelly Indian dudes while watching Deadpool.

>Go to local kinomathique by myself
>Ask to borrow a gf because of their no singles policy
>She is only a 9.5/10
Worst night of my life

I think it was either Iron Man 3 or 2, the theater was pretty full and I had to sit by this fat guy who smelled like fucking ass. Please people, wear some deodorant and take a shower.

>go watch Season of the Witch with some female friends
>late, so by the time I came they were already waiting with my ticket at the entrance
>previews have already started when we sit down
>this scene with some chick in a roadside dinner bitching at her coworker is suspiciously long
>decide it's actually the movie but some stupid flashforward or something
>suddenly she starts singing
>turns out they decided that we are watching Burlesque because SotW was too full or someshit
>fucking hate musicals
>turns out it wasn't that bad, but still completely whatever
>would have walked out if I actually paid for my ticket
It wasn't that horrible, but regardless musicals completely trigger me for some reason

>wanna bang a chick
>nothing she's willing to watch
>oh user I want that one movie right there!
>pic related
>ok, whatever
>movies sucks
>she doesn't
>she's loving every second
>cannot approach
>fuck
>movie suddenly gets all dark
>projector is broken
>managem gives away tickets to watch it again
>I was loving it, user!
>oh, well, wanna go to my place?
>no I'm sad now, leave me home

fucking whore shitty ass movie pleb fuck.

I'm still mad.

Piss off, normie scum.

Make me, fggt

Im at pic related, watching M, and some fag behind me takes out his ringing phone and proceeds to answer it. None of the theater staff did anything because he was a tier three member.

It's more of a testament of how nice my theater usually is

My worse experience was last week when
>Get free ticket to see suicide squad
>Go to the movie
>Ghetto hispanic people talk throughout the movie and say "That movie was fucking good man" at the end of the movie.

I live in nyc so ghetto hispanics here speak just like niggers. RLM got it right by saying that this movie managed to bring out people who usually don't go to the theater. Idk if it was luck or on purpose but WB managed to bring out the degenerates and it's the only reason why the film didn't flop.

Saw Kizumonogatari in theaters. It's anime so I expected the theater to be full of retarded weeaboos, but I told myself "I'm overreacting, they won't be that bad!" However

>Yelling during the movie
>Phone screens lighting up the theater
>Making "anime sounds"
>Laughing at inappropriate times/moments that were supposed to be serious
>Talking all around me
>Shitty cosplayers
>Stinky neckbeards

Even worse, I mentioned how bad the audience was on Sup Forums and was told by other people "it was fine" which can only mean those people were part of the problem.

Autism is a terrifying thing.

I'll say. Any time around anime fans is a bad time, but I really wanted to see Kizu so I took the risk.

Hi there Tony
Long time no see...

that is legitimately horrible

thanks obama

I'm an oldfag, I saw Men in Black at the cinema as a kid, there were a lot of really young kids running around before it started. They settled eventually, but partway through the movie the film actually broke in the projector and we had to just sit there for ten minutes while they fixed it, during which time the kids started running around again and generally making a nuisance of themselves.

Some asshole punks sat behind me and kept spitting on the back of my head. I pretended like I didn't notice because I didn't want to cause a scene and I really wanted to see the movie.

>mfw I took Xanax and decided to go see some movie with a couple of friends
>10 minutes in and my eyes are closing
>I struggle a little then give in and pass the duck out
>my friend wakes me up when credits roll
>hopefully I didn't snore too loud

Hi

>Be me
>Go see Prometheus
>Lights only dimmed about half way throughout the entitre film
>Could still see the pattern on the walls
>Could see the five other people's expressions
>Seats sloped forward so I couldn't relax for fear of slipping of my seat
>The entire audio equipment consisted a Marshall amp with two domestic speakers on four foot leads. The sound was basically in mono, and over driven to the point of distortion
>The film was shit but even a good film couldn't have saved the night

Worst theatre experience ever.

>musicals completely trigger me for some reason

Not being gay.

Los Angeles or San Fran?

I personally went to San Fran and it was a pretty comfy experience.

>I mentioned how bad the audience was on Sup Forums and was told by other people "it was fine"
I believed you until here

most of Sup Forums act like normies offline and would find it highly unbelievable they accepted that , the same Sup Forums that made gaia kids commit suicide in 06

Went to watch the Dictator and some loud woman with the worst laugh ever laughed at every non funny shit joke in the film. So fucking annoying.

>WB managed to bring out the degenerates

You're talking about yourself, right?

Went to see Django Unchained in central Florida. Black people came out of the woodwork to see it, my brother and I were one of the few in the theater who weren't black.

It was the kind of scene that would make anyone racist, if only in the moment. It was by far the loudest theater I've ever been a part of. People were hooting and hollering all over the theater. A lady in front of me fell asleep and snored throughout the film. Two guys behind us had a conversation throughout the film at natural voice volume.

During action scenes, people hollered. For example, if Django shot somebody or said something clever, the audience responded with yells such as "Aw shit, get em Django!" and "More like Django OFF the chain, yea boy!" During exposition scenes, people pulled out their phones. Texting, tweeting, even playing Candy Crush, the phones were everywhere.

But the icing on the cake was this: Remember that one scene where Calvin's men are escorting slaves to Candyland and, in place of a more conventional track, a Rick Ross song was playing? Girls from all over leapt into the aisles to twerk. I shit you not. They heard the song, and then decided it was time to step into the aisles to dance.

I have yet to see the movie again.

>walk into suicide squad
>niggers everywhere


I swear to god all the stereotypes are true

Police came in and told everyone to leave during fern gully because of a serious sexual assault in the toilets.

Toss-up between Toy Story 3 and the Dark Knight Rises. TS was full of obnoxious kids because I had to see a matinée. TDKR was the midnight premier, this one nerd kept flashing a bat symbol on the screen, everyone was getting annoyed. It was funny one or two times during the previews, but then he kept doing it after the movie actually started.

>went to see the dark knight
>some niggers come in the middle of the movie and start singing na na na batman!
>policeman grab them by the neck and take them away

I was in the theater for The Dark Knight Rises and some wackjob started shooting people in the theater next to mine. Everyone started freaking out and we basically went wild trying to get to the exits and I dropped and lost my phone
Didn't get shot tho

I kekked

>Be quiet you animals!
fucking based

You should give it another shot.

what they do at the d'artagnan scene?
what about the django about to get his balls cut off scene?

checked

>being American

>go to see Warcraft
>really looking forward to it
>some mofos are talking throughout the first half, like loud
>people shushing them, including me, they just keep going
>during pause someone gets security
>they come back to their seat, well well well if it isn't a bunch of fucking sandniggers in a group of ten
>security sits next to them for the duration of the movie
>they keep quiet
>when we exit the movie, the sandniggers are lined up along the exit to provoke good white folk into a fight, cowards only come out in a fucking group so they get away with it
>never been so fucking angry, turned racist x10 after that, will fuck up a refugee in a fucking alley if I get the chance

Mostly bad fat people experiences, but I really dislike the entire theater experience

I remember women crying and leaving during the rape scene in Rooney's Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

you were just using her for sex and she's the whore? you truly are scum

I'm only going until my home theatre is finished. What don't you like about it? Aside from the occasional bad apples it's a financial thing for me. I'd rather drop $40 on blu rays than popcorn and uncomfortable seats.

>Django off the chain
Kek

Oh, user, I wish you were right. The users of Sup Forums now are not the same as the time you mentioned. I know how you feel though, I thought they would have agreed with me on how poorly the audience was behaved but they didn't. I was forced to reflect and think "These shitstains are the people I post with."

I don't like large groups of people, dirty seats, sticky floors, overpriced food, cheap seats, etc.
I also have a low attention span, and I can rarely sit through an entire movie from start to finish.

When I went to see TFA. I fucking hated that day so much. I waited months to see TFA because I didn't want to be around other people. I went to a late-night 3D screening on a Thursday in my fucking sweatpants and sandals for maximum comfy. I even snuck in snacks and everything, made my mom stay up late just to take me and pick me up, all that shit. Just when the movie's about to start, and I think I'm safe all by myself in the theater, some fucking normie chad and his bitch girlfriend walk into the theater. And not only that, they decide to sit, like, 2 rows behind mine. I just got up and fucking left. The fucking assholes were laughing at the scraping of my sandals. I still haven't seen TFA.

I went to see Cloverfield with this girl I really liked and my mate and his girl joined us. I had a horrible, horrible hangover, I had literally woken up 50 minutes before the showing and it was horrible with all the retarded shakycam and exploding noices. I wanted to die and I was too much of a beta to leave the theater and go vomit in the restroom.

It was the last time I've went to the movies with a hangover

kek americans

...

Holy shit that is some top autism

This. I was uncomfortably bored through the whole experience and the dialogue is like a verbal assault intelligence.

The name of this movie is strangely apt, seeing as how it's an attack on fans in the form of a vastly inferior shadow of the original trilogy.

Public enemy. Both times I went to see it. First time I was ridiculed by other movie-goers for going alone and left before the break. The second time I took my to-be girlfriend and I came in my pants at the theater because she sat next to me. She fucked another dude the next weekend and broke up with me. If there was any way to forget that whole time of my life I would do it, no matter the consequences.

Kek

The musical genre died in 1953 and since then it's all been faggot pandering.

>watching zootopia
>4/10 female with ears and a tail sits down next to me
>smells like the bathroom at the mall
>ok whatever dude
>halfway through the movie she lays her head on my shoulder
>MCRIDE.webm
>I don't care enough to tell her to get the shit off me
anyway thats the story about how I got a handjob in a movie theater

>Girls from all over leapt into the aisles to twerk. I shit you not. They heard the song, and then decided it was time to step into the aisles to dance.

fucking kek

Saw "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" (the complete shit Tucker Max movie) with a bunch of my college buddies way back when. The dudes behind us were piss drunk, talking the entire time, and the guy behind me kept trying to *put his feet up* on the back of my seat, kicking the back of my head.

Also, the movie itself was easily the worst thing I've ever seen in theaters.

>not a pawjob

>getting a handjob from an ugly furry
this legitimately sounds like a nightmare
it'd ruin the film and you'd feel so dirty and violated afterwards

nevermind you know there would've children in that theatre which means you risked getting arrested for being a paedophile

In 2012 they had a 20th anniversary for Tarantino.
They were screening Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction. I went to both.
At the Reservoir Dogs screening some stoners were laughing at nearly everything in the film even the ending like the movie is a comedy. At the Pulp Fiction screening some ghetto wiggers literally said every line in the movie.

SUICIDE SQUAD

It's not even about me disliking the songs or anything. What triggers me so hard is the fact the people just burst out into a spontaneous and coordinated song and dance number for no reason whatsoever instead of doing literally anything else.
I guess musicals are something where I just can't suspend my disbelief or something. Fuck if I know why.

Nice