I just fought 2 guys and won

I just fought 2 guys and won
I feel like a complete badass
All pretyped

Backstory
2 weeks ago the girl I was dating lied to me about going to the hospital. I know she lied because I went to her house to and she awnsered the fucking door. So I broke up with her on the spot. Called up a guy one of the guys I knew she had been fucking with behind my back he didn't know about me and I didn't really know about him until we spoke to one another so we exposed the bitch. She blocks me on fb and I think that's the end of it.

Last week a guy who's a mutual friend of mine and hers says she has put on fb that she would give a $100 to anyone that would beat me up.
Fast forward to tonight and she hits me up saying she wants to talk and all this other bullshit. I knew it was a set up but I went anyways.
> I get there knock on her door and put my hands in my jacket she invited me in and she looks the door as she shuts it.
> Then says he's here
> Two niggas come from around the corner and come down the hallway.
Not actually black one might have been Mexican the other was a skinny white guy
Now I've got hand wraps and these tactical gloves with sand in the knuckles over the wraps.
> I take my hands out of my pockets and say you won't mind if I fight back right?
> Mexican hesitates the white guy takes the lead
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Not a very large hallway and the girl is blocking the door
> As soon as the white guy is in range I punch him in the throat
> He falls back Mexican catches him and I feel something hit me in the side of the head really hard.
> Turn and see she's got a short metal pipe she goes to swing again I grab her hand and take the pipe pushing her back
> She fell against the door
> I throw the pipe at the Mexican who set down the white guy
> Hits him in the arm or some shit run up to them kick the white guy in the stomach with my steel toe boots
> And get to work on the Mexican
He's backed up and we're in the living room now so there's more room to move
Maybe an important detail is that I'm left handed
> He throws a right straight to my face and I dodge left
past his punch and hit right where the head and neck meet
> Fucker falls like a sack of potatoes
White guy is still on the ground in the hall moaning and shit
> Try and walk past he grabs my leg so I pull away and stomp his hand it's definitely broken
> My ex is still on the ground trying not to cry
> I walk up squat down right in front of her and then the tears start
> I scoffed stood up and unlocked the door pulling it open and pushing her to the side
Now we're here.

I'm pretty sure that's Rambo, Frank.

I feel like I could be now my hands are still fucking shaking

>lied to you about going to the hospital

I feel like we are missing a lot of details here

Also, were the
>two niggas
fully grown adults, or a teenager
>like you?

So many questions
>so little fucks given

We had plans then she canceled them saying she had to go to the hospital

Both adults i guess I'm 23 idk how old they are
I'm just excited and no one else is awake

If this is real, congratz, but something tells me it's just bait in this thread

Thanks even if you're skeptical

She hit you in the side of the head with a metal pipe but it seems like it didn't even daze you. Did she just poke you with it or something?

Id post a pic of my penis for you to jerk off to because you're the massivest faggot I have ever seen. Kill yourself ASAP

It jarred me but I've been in enough fights to deal with it she's not every strong and it was a short pipe so it didn't have much momentum behind it now I've got a knot on my cheek home and my ear is a bit swollen

Fyte me faggot
You were so close

What game was this on

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Forgot pic

I got hit with a tyre iron over a dozen times n it didn't faze me but I was dead drunk and every time it hit I got sliggtly less drunk (adrenaline I guess) eventually was conscious enough to realise this cant continue so I wrenched it from him lol guess he didn't expect it and said "what's up now cunt " and gave him my best with it to his mouth and he scuttled away. So it is possible to get hit with something solid to the head and not be worried about it. Will post full story if anyone's interested that was just the middle of it. The end gets pretty good . tldr some people have heads harder than others

Yeah man post it fight thread

Mean time porn

Obviously not pre typed plus slightly drunk so bear with me

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You're good

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Give me her number - I'll knock seven different colours of shit out of you for $100.

If it's any comfort to ya I'd do her for free.

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Lol Nah

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All right then so went out and had a great night with some old friends kind of dangerous part of town so when I go to walk home I take 2 full beers with me I drink one and keep one in case I run into trouble. I reccomend this highly, a full beer or any glass bottle is a life saver trust me. It can be used as a club until it breaks into a sweet nigger knife . anyway manage to make it in my front gate and completely relax, I'm safe.....head for back door, don't have key for front door....

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Last of her

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Any lurkers like this shit or something different?

Pitch black night and as I walk down the driveway I hear the voice of my friends crazy AF ex gf say "he he you fucked up" (it gets crazier lol) I've literally never done anything wrong to her but anyway. She grabs me in a bear hug before I even see her and her creepy new bf whatever starts hitting me in the head with a tyre iron maniacally. Only the head mind you her face is in mine screeching bout how I'm fucked. This all happened so fast and I'm so drunk all I can think about is "don't hit a girl don't hit a girl" wtf right so like I said he keeps hitting me in the head with the tyre iron as I sober up with each hit...

Cute af

Fucking hell I'm glad I had at least a bit of warning I would have been fucked in your situation

Someone else then

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Eventually for some reason I start pushing with me legs to try get them off my property (stupid thing to do as now self defence is becoming a grey area) guy is still pot shotting my head with the tyre iron. I know noone will believe but in my younger days I used to headbutt people and things for fun . by the time I get to the end of the drive I'm basically sober so ragdoll this bitch to the ground and snatch the tyre iron out of his hand and even get time to utter my glorious catch phrase "what's up now cunt!" Before trying to sever his spine by putting the tyre iron through his face , his mouth explodes and he sways away his gf now starts screaming at me ,I shit you not "why can't we be friends! I have known you as long as my ex!" Lmao and I realise I have had a full beer in my pocket this entire time.....

You earned that beer
fucking love the catch phrase

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Y'all want the rest of this set?

I'm telling her to fuck off and laughing and shouting that her new bf is a bitch. Now my gf has woken up and adds to the atmosphere by noticing her tyres have been slashed and my friends car which is being stored at mine has its stereo semi removed. Vindictive bitch! I think as I look around to see how many neighbours are watching this fiasco I notice a monster of a man bearing down on me. Crazy ex,s bf's step dad ffs! He only lives 3 houses down . I pull out my bottle and swing it into his face he doesn't even flinch as he picks me up like a sack of potatoes and slams me on the road. I don't even do anything but stare at my imminent death at the hands of monster man but I hear my gf shout get out of there . I leave my scrotum on the road as I run inside to get my trusty axe handle , drunken brain says grab your kids jacket and cover the axe handle so I can bluff them into thinking ibhave a gun ......

Lol fucking monster man

I walk outside like Rambo carrying a heavy machine gun to complete silence . wtf . can't really say much about the next part other than I rounded up a posse and we romped their house. I go home and leave the front door open crack the vodka I saved for a hangover killer and wait for the inevitable... 5 min later and the cops come in and ask what happens. I'm basically bloody from head to toe, I tell them I hit my head on a cupboard lol there was half a dozen differing statements of lies against me and I said nothing. Was held for weekend and legendary in laws lwr me get bail there because I'm not allowed within 100m of the st where I live. But forensics did their job and the police politely asked them to drop the charges or they would be getting some of their own and thank the gods they did. Prison is boring as fuck don't trust the movies

Should I expect cops? I didn't even think about that shit. I've been in jail I doubt prison is any better fuck all that

fuck yeah! Click here to claim your prize!

Vindictive ex gf! Of course expect cops! Also they will be acting on a bunch of lies ( sworn statements) from 3 injured parties possibly dozens of pages of text on what "you did and said" and downplaying their whole side of things

Fuck I dont have very visible injuries and I doubt any of them do aside from the white guy. Guess I'll get my shoes on. Ima go with the truth my friend said he took a screen shot of the post I'll see if he's awake to send it to me

Your best bet is to say nothing then give your lawyer the texts and get a doctor to diagnose anxiety/PTSD .you've been to jail so make stuff up . you now can say, (if they prove you were there) that you could have blacked out and defended yourself in a fight or flight situation that was in no way your fault and hope for the best. Good luck user .BTW I'm not american so here prison and jail are the same thing

You're right I've got a good lawyer
I bet there's something I can charge her with considering she put out a kind of hit on me


Do you think there will be more guys coming for me now since I've pissed off 3 people and not just 1 girl

yes please

She hit you in the head with a metal pipe, call the cops on the cunt for attempted murder

I would think the guys that just lost a fight 2v1 will not be bringing it up in general conversation lol but get a good bottle of orange juice and keep it handy just in case and above all don't get drunk off your face and do dumb shit or put yourself in situations that can only end badly . I mean you got a good story to tell on the outside but in the stoney lonesome your just another bare bum in the shower

Okay
No cops round here are assholes if I dont have to deal with them I dont want to

3 statements vs his one isn't a good situation ,plus her hitting him is hearsay unless they video taped it and gave it to the cops which I highly doubt

I dont drink or smoke anymore so I'll just keep my wits about me and a friend near by

you should have took a poop on her.

What if I have her post?

I dont think I could have relaxed enough and I'm not about to stand over her for 5 min trying to shit

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Pics of ear with timestamp so we can believe you

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Cervantez?

Get a copy of the facebook post she made ordering a hit on you and take it and your testimony to the authorities and hit her with premeditated assault charges.

Muh nuggah

Strengthen that argument by getting a medical certificate or assessment by your local GP who can then corroborate your injuries with your testimony.

What?
Best I've got kind shows the cheek but it was never very visible

Probably not but considering you just OH'KO'd two dudes in a row, took a metal pipe to the side of the head, pushed the girl down like you don't subscribe to the "don't get physical with women" shit and found time to gloat to her crying face.. I think you've established yourself as "guy you don't fuck with".

Hell, just tell her next time you'll just not spare her the rod. Flat out tell her to stay away from you or you will beat the shit out of her so hard nobody will recognize her.

Serious poster here. Aren't you going to press charges? You have enough evidence and witnesses. This whole story has me outraged. That's still pretty bad ass though. Glad to know the good guy won.

Back to this
Already sent the text he'll probably get back to me in the next couple hours

Women don't fuck with wifebeaters because they know their social shield doesn't work with you. 99% of girls can't take a punch because they didn't develop that "Fight or Flight" thing. They'll smack you, destroy your shit and hang around to see your reaction.

Sound like a situation where i live knew a guy named cervantez who used to fuck shit up and he left the state cas his boy got with his girl. I then fucked his girl anyway good for you op they deserved that shit and those pics are gold.

Nope I dont fuck with the cops in this county maybe if I was one over but not here
I think ill do this if the cops dont show just to deter future attacks

Yeah that's why I came prepared to end it as quickly and painfully as possible sadly I only have a few more

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adrenaline, rememver that drug? you ant feeling that nigga

Okay, so if cops aren't an issue, put a bullet between his eyes to be sure that retaliation won't be an issue.

Last of the set

Nah they were just trying to be badasses for a cute girl and make some money I'm not going to kill them for it. Now if they come back it's a different story

Thanks op looks just like a girl kelly what a thot.