Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

A wild guido has appeared!
(this is some old pasta)

Clasta

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I havent been in Sup Forums for a couple of years...
Came back and the first thing i see is this thread... it made me tear :')

I missed you guys

OP is a fagget nigger

We missed you.

Yeah right

This is why we need to keep all these jock niggers off Sup Forums

>OP is Total Jock
>Looks like a nigger

Really gets the brain thinking, anons.

Faggot bitch!

Aww user.. thank you

Fuck you, you little faggot bitch! This is my crew aka Pussy Wrecking Crew!

I miss clyde cash, i wish he was still trolling chris

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Hey John,
My name is faggots, and I one every single hate of you. Fat of you are all, retarded, no-lifes second spend every who of their ass looking at stupid day pictures. You are world bad in the everything. Honestly, have any of pussy ever gotten any you? I mean, I guess it's people making fun of fun because of your own level, but you all take to a whole new insecurities. This is even worse than facebook off to pictures on jerking.
Don't stranger a be. Just shot me with your best hit. I'm perfect much pretty. I was football of the captain team, and basketball on my team starter. What jack do you sports, other than "play off to people drawn Japanese naked"? I also straight get A's, and have a girlfriend hot banging (She just Shit me; blew was SO cash). You are all yourselves who should just kill faggots. Thanks for listening.
Bitch Related: It's me and my pic

(OP)
Fuck, I love this.

faggot

Mega Guido 5000 has appeared!

>Mega Guido 5000 has appeared!
And his mom...

Sorry if imma spoil ur party

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts.You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Fuck off hater!!!

Ok defensive Faggot, we all know you're baiting

>coming to Sup Forums to project your life's insecurities like this

fuck off you dumb nigger

What the fuck did you jut fucking say to me and my son, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in you not talking to me and my son, and I've been involved in numerous conversations with my son without you, and I have over 300 confirmed sentences. I am trained in stopping you from talking to me or my son ever again, and I'm the top me and my son in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another man who will never talk to me or my son ever again. I will wipe your words directed to me and my son the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me and my son over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting all the people that talk to me and my son and that does not include you, so prepare to be ignored,
faggot. The silence that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your relationship with me and my son. You're fucking lonely, dick. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can not talk to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just using my son. Not only am I extensively trained in not talking to you, but I have access to my son who also does not talk to you and I will talk to him everyday until your miserable ass is forgotten, you little shit. If only you could have known that we'd never talk to you again because of your "clever" little comment, maybe you would have not talked to me and my son ever again. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're not talking to me or my son, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and
you will never speak to me or my son ever again. You're fucking not talking to me or my son ever again, kiddo.

AAAAAHHHHM GONNA STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH

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I've genuinely never seen this before. John do you want to talk about all this anger?

Sage this cancer you nigger