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pulju's odyssey edition

Canucks are literally the best team in the NHL lol.

HOCKEY ANIME CLUB THREAD

Prove it, Kippers.

>icefight

Nope.

try watching any game from 10 years ago. this is why you're supposed to keep your head up

I forgot how good TSN is at game coverage.

Should mongols be allowed to play hockey?

@73211553
im certain you could get some (you)s if you posted that on the appropriate board

right here????????

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@73211622
did you receive any (you)s here?

Nice dubs

post hockey cartoons

HE KNIVES IT AWAY
BUT IT'S PICKED OFF
OHHHHH WHAT A SAVE
AND THEN IT'S SENT ON PAST THE LINE
IT'S WAFFLEBOARDED IN TO THE ZONE
AND IT'S FLOATED ON THROUGH
OOOOHHH WHAAT A SAVEEE
IT'S POPPED UP ANDDDDD
OHHHHHHH ANOTHER SAVE
WOW ACTION AT BOTH ENDS OF THE ICE!
>well doc, let me tell ya, we've been seeing meme saves all over the place
>if the talk between the benches is anything to go by we've got a meme game here
>back up to you, but not before i tell you about where this meme forward played peewee
THANKS PIERRE
WHAT'S THIS?
IT'S ROLLED BACK IN
A SHOT
ANNNNDDD
A SAVE BY THE KNEELING GOALIE
WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
MORE AFTER THIS, ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT RIVALRY
THE NIGHT YOU LOVE TO HATE

>concussionball
No thank you

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>barely literate inner city urban youths colliding for 4 minutes in between 20 minutes of commercials

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How much are the flyers losing by?

I'm watching the Grinch

are the flyers playing today?

Are the Blue Jackets elite?

>10 game winning streak
>still only 3rd in the division

>best month ever
>be outdone by a division rival

Merry Christmas

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That's a big stick

TJ Oshie wrecking cunts

What did he mean by this?

>flyers are elite they said

>trading your only player that isnt complete shit aside from mcdavid

get used to it. pens trading away malkin rumors always exist and neither of the oilels are as good as the counterpart

>Canucks vs Jets 7 pm

guys help i think i'm in some sort of groundhog day situation

Is this the hottest couple in the NHL?

The game's tomorrow

yup

I am sick and tired of being called fat on this website by Canadians no matter what I post.

You don't even know what I look like. You can't even tell, there IS no way to tell. All you have to base this off of is a flag and a falsely perpetuated stereotype that Americans are slightly bigger than the rest of the world. You aren't adding anything worthwhile to the discussion by hurling insults.
I thought Canadians were supposed to be friendly?? Why are they so mean to users here? What makes them so angry?

Who wins: Yotes or Oilers?

I can't decide.

hey save me a seat for when they play the national anthem would ya

thanks buddy

so it is

i really don't like this new layout on nhl.com

oilers

it's statistically likely that you're a fat fuck

100% guarantee the Coyotes get a point unless the Oilers murder Smith and OEL. Then only 70% guaranteed

definitely oilers. they're having solid games while arizona resembles a dumpster fire.

True, but you never know. If it was that easy than the best team would be undefeated and the worst winless. There is always luck.

Domi is probably going to show up tonight since it's winnable so I'm saying Yotes

Easy there tubby don't get your blood pressure up

The whole fucking page is so white it's blinding.

It's so to navigate the shit, too.

Oilels

Pulju meme magic incoming

>team owned by daryl katz
surprised they drafted him in the first place

Go >us.

The last time the Oilers defeated the Coyotes in regulation was January 2011, when Devan Dubnyk and Dustin Penner were still members of the Oilers.

>that subtle shoop
Nicely done, lad.

This is exactly what I predicted you would say.

How does feel to be so predictable?

Yeah, but Ryan Miller and I think Jimmy Howard were both undefeated against the Oilers until this season. It's the most memeingful time of the year, anything can happen.

>I'm a Flolers fan
Ha

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>not understanding what the GP column means

Who's the best non-white in the NHL? Simmonds?

yeah but that's also the last time the oilers were good, and honestly they weren't very good

this game is a lock for edmonton

What do game points have to do with anything?

Tarasenko

auston matthews

Games played, twink

Shouldn't have fallen for it, lad.

>being this new

Simmonds is better

Laine's alright.

I really hate the Flames.

From now on, one word sponsors for Bowels.

I don't think about them at all

What did he mean by this?

Is that the flag of the strongest race? Asking for a friend

This is exactly what I thought you'd say, beeftits

kek holtby

No, it's the original flag for the Philippines. They had it for like a month or something. Then they changed it to current flag.

WAFFL

Stand aside pleb

Rarest flag you guys ever saw? I saw a Pitcairn Islands flag on Sup Forums once.

>Pitcairn Islands
fucking pedos

ffs want to take a little longer reviewing stuff. we can wait. No problem.

>it's not like these long ass reviews don't stunt momentum or anything

>voracek point
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

there goes my hat trick!

How is EASHL in nhl 17? i haven't touched that mode since NHL 12

Challenge or NHL mandated review?

carolina

cuz they have no fans lol.....

What the fuck

Rarest flag

>powerplay
more like pooperplay lmao

It's fun if you have friends, so you probably shouldn't bother.

They need to stop putting aerial views of hurricanes on their jerseys. That one looks like goatse.

Pretty elite desu you have a lot more choices in player type and you can unlock some dank cellys

>Trans Fat Free

You pussies

I once heard an anthem singer start singing O Canada to the tune of America, The Beautiful. It was amazing.

>someone gave Mike Comrie 4 million dollars back in 2008

Jesus Christ.

Man I fucking hate Jonathan Willis. I fucking hate him so much.

This one time he wrote an article saying that the NHL needs to ban players going down on one knee to block a shot

because 'people are blocking too many shots and nugent hopkins got hurt trying to do it on our team'

FUCK
WILLIS that giant cuck

I'm so glad Pierre is off Canadian television

>inb4 oilers lost to the yotes again

The fuckface doesn't actually watch the game, he looks at the stat sheet afterwards and forms an opinion.

That one is actually pretty clever

>actually watching games instead of forming opinions on team relative cordi and zone starts
pleb

>dad owns the brick and is worth hundreds of millions
>earn millions a year in the nhl
>got a bj from your wife hillary duff
>divorce after your career is done
>collect alimony from her

In a past life Mike Comrie must have done a great deed

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FLY GUYS