Why isn't your dick big Sup Forums? (anything longer than 8.5")
>it's what white women want
>it's a sign of healthy genes
>can impregnate women easily as it lets you deposit your seed directly to the cervix
>able to fully satisfy a woman with ease making her want to stay with you
>makes you immune to being cuckolded because other guys just can't compete
>boosts your confidence with the other sex much like how breasts do for women
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You realize how small a micro penis really is right?
anything less than 7 inches
no joke.
>reverse google image search
>only Sup Forums links
It's actually sad that some cuck neet took the time to make this.
2.5 inches or smaller, you pleb.
this, but i mean its a feminazi poster so go figure.
whatever makes you feel big
Kek what a dumbass
>dicklets being proud of being bigger than 2.5 inches
lol, so pathetic
Why do i still keep coming to Sup Forums
>Too dumb to know what micropenis really is
>Probably has a micropenis and feverishly faps to cuck porn.
Op post your dick with a timestamp
>taking the bait
o noes my self eshteem
>sage
>Still a autistic cunt
sage goes in all fields
Will Op deliver? Nope cos he's a white faggot who loves cocks
why you you calling me an autistic cunt when you are the one falling for the bait?
Not part of the flame but this is true
I bought my girlfriend a dildo for a reason faggot. That way once I'm done, she can finish herself.
Fucking retard, you act like I care.
Mustard
Virgin fat fucks still think dick size matters lol. If u faggots spent less time worrying about cock size and tried to get rich, u might get laid.
he's trying not to look mad
Why are you so insecure OP ???
I have a 6 icnh dick and I've been with 2 girls so far.
None of them have ever said I have a small dick.
There is a lot more to a relationship, than just having a long dick.
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B-b-but I have two 4.5" dicks
People that fap to this shit are cucks
practice what you preach
>claims to be secure about his dick size
>posts in dick size bait thread
>shows off his mediocre dick size stat
>thinks long dicks aren't all that
...
I got the perfect size penis! In two installments..
>it's a sign of healthy genes
Man, at least try to make your bait not this fucking obvious.
But since I'm bored...
That's an asinine assessment. Arbitrary at best, malicious at worst.
The only genetic thing having a big dick is indicative of are the genes responsible for the phenotype of that dick. Get the FUCK out of here with that weak-ass science.
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
>mfw my 5 incher is a perfect fit for gf
>mfw she cums
>mfw i am big cums
no theres not. lel
>thw the big cums hit
WHEN. IS. THIS. LYING. BULLSHIT. GOING. TO. STOP?
>lying
>no it's not
>no it's not
>implying anyone can get their penis inside a cervix (hitting the cervix is what makes girls cringe when you get deep)
>I am able to do this with my normie 7" banana dick
>others guys can't compete with my skills in fucking I'm a fucking God in bed
>my confidence is already high because I have never fucked a girl and made her cum less than 2 times; usually 3/4
OP is a whiney guy with a tiny dick pretending his is big.
Lol that post is all lies. What cuck made that jpg?
8.7 and fat here. I win! Heres a trick i do with my ladies guys. Get a dildo and stick in her pussy, and stick ur dick in her ass. She will melt. As u push it pushes both in. U aint never seen a girl cum til she cum because shes got both her holes filled
>posts image
>posts reply
>sage is nullified
>mfw all these "TOTALLY LEGIT OFFICIAL FEMALE PREFERENCE CHARTS"
I'd like to see their methods and clean data.
B master race checking in
>see op making fun of small dicks
>gets mad
>counter by making fun of small dicks
what exactly are you trying to do here?
>father has 9 inch war hammer
>be me with 5.5 inch chisel
>muh genetics
Haha, funny post, but horrible b8. Kill yourself my man.
This is a bunch of nonsense. Buy a 9" didlo and see if a girl can take it.
Protip: She can't without screaming in pain and beating the shit out of you.
You will never experience the pleasure of busting your nuts while the cunt is coming hard on your dick.
Wow you are clearly a fucking virgin. I mean, that last part makes sense but if you were 8.7 and "thick" there's no fucking way you could get it in her ass while there something in her pussy. You'd tear that bitch's taint.
>mfw you fags will never know what it feels like to be the 10"x8" masterrace
Why even TRY?
You haven't been around long have you? Never seen a girl double fisted? Double anal/double vag?
Post empirical data related to penis size, rather than the whole bluster bullshit we usually see?
The small dick comment was at OP because he started this shit by trying to suggest his was big. It's kind of like telling a retarded bully that he has no friends, but I wouldn't say that to say the band geek shitting all by his lonesome.
(Analogy brought to you by: Binge watching Malcolm in the Middle)
Any ideal size chart that uses only length is clearly a sham.
Girth is 80% of the equation when it comes to pleasure for a girl
Fun fact: The size of the female vagina varies almost as widely as the male penis, albeit its has more flexibility in terms of what it can and can't hold.
There are women with naturally cavernous vaginas and that chart is a summary of multiple points of view.
people who refuse to believe that someone online has a big dick are pathetic insecure dicklets
holy fucking kek. made me die laughing
Lol fuck off, you lying faggot.
> Getting beaten about the head, neck, and shoulders with a 9" dildo.
Stop. My penis can only get so erect, and this is my fetish.
You sir are a virgin, u ease her up to it. The oussy and ass stretch more then u think
long dicks are naturally girthy. short girthy chodes are rarer than long girthy cocks.
so really, who cares about girth when long dicks are already thick?
ahh yes,,, now go polish your guns and hop into your ferrari, because you most definitely have a big dick.
yep, takes time to stretch with foreplay
something dicklets refuse to believe
they think all vaginas can't take dicks bigger than theirs, fucking dicklets
LOL you're talking about less than 5% of women in the world and generalizing that all women will like it
90% of women aren't even going to want to be SINGLE fisted. I can tell you aren't very smart so just realize I'm right and move on, kid.
It's funny during these situations, because suddenly...you have a pretty good idea what your grandfather's dick looks like on your mother's side.
my gf can barely take my 6.5, even when i push in all the way she says it hurts
This fucking thread again. If you consider a women need at least 7.5 inches you are autistic.
When you are sexually active and not a virgin making this kind of post you know most women don't care about the size. Of course when it's too small it's a problem, but the dick is more like a bonus. If you know how to really pleasure a women you don't even need a gigantic dick.
If you brag about your size it's probably because you got nothing else to offer. Just like women who only speaks about how big their tits are.
I wish. I had to buy a fucking extra broom to keep all these bitches off my dick. It's seriously impeding my ability to perform any task.
It truly is a double edged meat-sword.
dont just shove it in then
all women need time to stretch, that's what foreplay is for
fucking retards who don't know how to fuck
K I've double penetrated two girls before but I was in their pussy with a smaller toy in their ass both times. I could fuck them BOTH in the ass without a toy in their pussy but never with anything, even fingers, in their pussies. It always stretched out their taints and one of them even tore 2 or 3 different times trying it.
I guess the girls where you live just have big buttholes or are total sluts. Good on you, mate, but don't generalize it like it's the average or it's normal because it isn't.
im not just shoving it in dumbass
>tfw below-average penis
My gf left me when she found out I had a small dick, 7 inches in and she was laughing, "is that it?"
I've never felt so embarrassed in my life, can't imagine what it'd be like if I was even smaller!
This is simply not factual. Jesus, just look at a dick thread on here and you'll know that's false. There's pencil dicks, chodes, mushroom, cut, uncut, micro dicks, banana dicks, forearm sized dicks, veiny dicks, limp dicks...
>the cervix is about 12 centimeters (4,7 inches) inside a woman
>a vagina can be stretched to fit larger penises
>if a woman can actually fit a 9 inch schlong in her, you're probably not her first, or second, or 10th.
Tiny vaginas are a thing.
If you have an average sized dick and you get a girl with one, its like winning the jackpot.
Finally someone who gets it.
I'm just saying that statistically, it's safe to say that long thick dicks are more common than short chodes.
so by saying that girth is important, you're just suggesting that the average girth size is better than a thick girth (which it's obviously not)
Or she grew up with a dog.
>only guys with microdicks can go balls deep
>vaginas don't elongate when aroused
fucking dicklets
depends on what you consider average.
A 9 inch circumference is too much for most women, no matter the length.
I thought this was an image of the expansion of the universe at first glance. Maybe that explains why it's full of so much hot gas.
I think I found one but it's my first so I don't know honestly. 7.25"x5.5" (pretty much exactly average) and she has at least 2-3 10/10 "full retard" orgasms every time I give it to her.
niggers always talk about how big their dicks are but they can't hold a job, have no ambition, don't know their own fathers and live off food stamps. topkek darky
So much projection, OP.
Don't worry, I'm sure someone will love you one day.
Dog dicks are actually pretty small. You'd know that if you weren't a pathetic virgin who has never fucked a dog.
the last image just looks painful
average girth = 4.7" around
above average girth = 5.5" around
big girth = 6" around
the fact that you think 9" girth is a thing means that you're a fucking idiot
>being concerned about you own dick size
How am I suggesting that at all? I'm suggesting that girth is more important than length. Simple as that.
>Ideal Penis Size for Women
Ideally, I want a woman who doesn't have a penis at all
Average is 5.5", mate. So if you are being honest, you are doing pretty good.
Ignore the faggots who keep coming to this board pushing bullshit they know nothing about..They are the same fags that keep pushing the cuck threads too.
>boost your confidence like breasts do
that's where your wrong kiddo having big tits is like having an aesthetically pleasing muscular build. having a tight pussy is like having a big dick. Some pussies are so loose thatcha can't feel a thing dawg. just like small cocks loose pussies have it hard
>It's actually sad that some cuck neet took the time to make this.
Literally exactly what I was going to say.
>tfw 6.5"x5.5"
Feels pretty good, man. Not freakishly huge. Not tiny.
About average length with above average girth.
not all women enjoy being ravaged in the posterior fornix, again, it depends on how much they've been ravaged, some never get used to it.
>Having a dick less than 13 inches
Why even live?
>ITT niggers obsessed with dicks from institutionalization.
so a bigger girth is better right? I agree.
but that statement is pointless because girthy dicks are also long. which means that length is just as important as girth. And again, I'm saying this because long and girthy dicks are more common than either pencil dicks and chodes.