/NFL/ General: Feliz Navidad edition

KC:Jamaal Charles (knee) done for rest of 2016
NE:Brady limited in practice with thigh injury
CAR:Rivera not concerned about Olsen (elbow)
CAR:Newton (shoulder) begins the week limited
WAS:Jordan Reed (shoulder) misses practice
IND:Luck (shoulder, thumb) limited Wednesday
CIN:Jeremy Hill (knee) also absent on Wednesday
MIN:Adrian Peterson also battling a groin injury
MIN:Update: Diggs has hip injury, not concussion
CIN:Tyler Eifert (back) misses practice Wednesday
SD:Melvin Gordon (hip, knee) DNP again Wednesday
HOU:Lamar Miller (ankle) sitting out on Wednesday

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=XlYTwz-kA7I
usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/giants/2016/12/20/ben-mcadoo-walkie-talkie-new-york-fine-punishment/95670746/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Daily reminder that Clowney is

E
L
I
T
E

OFFICIAL QB RANKINGS

ELITE TIER
Brady
Brees
NOT QUITE ELITE TIER
Rivers
Rodgers
Wilson
Carr
OVERRATED TIER
Roethlisberger
Newton
Ryan
Stafford
Manning
OUT OF THE LEAGUE WITHIN 5 YEARS TIER
Luck
Bortles
MEME TIER
Winston
Prescott
Cousins
Mariota
Taylor
IRRELEVANT TIER
Everyone else

1/10 almost made me reply

is clowney a bust?

>3 more days until the full majestic glory of Tom "The Mage" Savage is released

I want to beereeve

What's going on here

1. Brady
2. Rodgers
3. Ryan
4. Brees
5. Carr
6. Luck
7. Roethlisberger
8. Stafford
9. Mariota
10. Prescott

Clowney being elite

Looks like scrimmage and Clowney goofin' around

youtube.com/watch?v=XlYTwz-kA7I

pretty good list desu

>Ryan, Luck & Carr above Big Ben

Wank at chargers games much?

Roethlisberger is overrated, he was a meh QB for his entire career until he had the best WR and the RB in the NFL in his offense to help him

Ben has gone back to mediocrity lately even with a top 3 WR and top 3 RB carrying him every game

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Big Ben, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I placed second in my fantasy league this year, and I’ve been involved in numerous trade rapes, and I had the top 3 highest scores of the year. I am trained in scouting and am the top scout for the New England Patriats. You are nothing to me but just another bust. I will wipe you the fuck out with low draft grades and notes the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of journalists across the USA and your draft stock is plummeting right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career. You’re fucking going to the Browns, kid. I can send you anywhere, anytime, and I can end your career in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my cell phone. Not only am I extensively trained in scouting, but I have access to the scouting network of the entire league and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of professional sports, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “meme” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Have fun in Cleveland, kiddo.

Nobody thinks he's Rodgers or Brady level but he's proven more than the three guys you stuck above him.
Big ben in a playoff game all day over the others. Where's russ on your list by the way?

He's been riding that one super bowl win for a while now, he's been playing worse this season than those 3 guys and it's not like he's going to suddenly get better in his age 35+ seasons.

What do you want for Christmas, Sup Forums

Big Ben is the quarterback america needs.

He has two SB wins though you twit. Also he has been in the pro bowl each of the last 3 seasons.

Also, Brady and Brees are at the top of their game and they are older than 35. Manning had his best season and set the single season passing record at age 37.

A playoff win and a football

>only two games on Sunday
>only one is being nationally-broadcast

Why?

Big ben has two rings & he's only 34. One year older than Rodgers...anyone calling him old?
He's got a lot more inconsistent the last year or so but he still gives you a better chance to win than everyone bar rodg & tom

An AFC West title

Just call me Santa, cause I'll give you my balls.

literally WHO can stop us?
>Giants
kek, nice try but now that you've been exposed as cheaters the NFL will be keeping a closer eye on you, and there's no way the Giants stand a chance in a fair game

>Patriots
Yeah, right, some middle-aged white guy is going to take on Dak "The Daddy" Prescott?

>Lions
Stafford's days of meming his way to victory in the 4th are ending this weekend

>Packers
don't think so, now that Dez knows the screwy rules the NFL uses he won't have a catch ruled not-a-catch this time around

>Seahawks
kek. Put up 5 points on the Bucs and get BTFO by the Packers? Keep dreaming

Face it Sup Forums, Cowboys are undefeated against teams that didn't cheat, and it's going to stay that way all the way through the Bowl

a gf

...

>Dez
>he won't have a catch ruled not-a-catch this time around

You're right, judging from this season he'll just go ahead and drop it to save the trouble.

How did the Giants cheat?

They were having communication issues, so they switched to walkie talkies

Family to leave me alone during the Christmas Eve games. Also a Ravens win on Sunday.

I expect to get neither one.

Top 10 QB's this season

1. Matt Ryan
2. Aaron Rodgers
3. Tam Bridly
4. Dak Prescott
5. Drew Brees
6. Derek Carr
7. Andrus Leak
8. Domo arigota Marcus Mariota
9. Ben Roethlisberger
10. Matthew Stafford

Well, they kept a known wife-beater on their team, then when they were caught they gave him a measly one-game suspension, then when they were REALLY caught they finally kicked him off the team, and through it all the team itself got no punishment because the owner is best friends with Goodell.

>all those retards yesterday defending Floyd saying everyone drives drunk and its not a big deal
>BAC comes back almost 3 times the legal limit

Please do us all a favor and kill yourself if you think this is ok

Looks good

45 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

I can't stop watching this

There's just nothing like watching someone get BTFO by a big hit

>gets the end zone
>knows he has the 1st down
>sees defenders running to the sideline
>still gets greedy and tries to gun it instead of getting the fuck away

Nice wakeup call

Pretty solid. Stafford should be higher, and I'm not ready to give up on Luck or Winston yet. Rivers is usually borderline elite, but he has been off this year, turned the ball over too many times.

So, /nfl/ites, who clinches spots and who gets eliminated this week?

...

This must have been a ridiculously hard hit. Usually when you see someone react like that, they didn't see the hit coming, but you can see Goff brace himself and the ball but he still gets BTFO.

The Cowboys signed Greg Hardy.

he din have a father to tell him the dangers of alkeehol

he a gud boi

DELTE THIS@@@!!

>Clinched Playoff Spot (At Least)
Cowboys (#1 NFC seed)
Patriots (bye)

>Solidly In
Raiders
Seahawks
Steelers
Chiefs
Giants
Lions
Falcons

>In the Mix
Packers
Dolphins
Texans
Titans
Buccaneers

>Fighting for Their Lives
Broncos
Vikings
Colts


this look about right?

A new head coach

I'd rather have new owners.

Fuck Spanos.

Here's your new coach, user! Merry Christmas!

Now that the season is ending and the dust has settled.

Who are BUSTS and who are Elite?

Bust:
>Goff
>Wentz

Elite:
>Elliott
>Bosa
>Floyd
>Apple
>Tunsil

this kind of reminds me of that one game carr played as a rookie I think where he took on adam jones at the sideline and nearly broke his hand, had to leave the game and his team got BTFO

Karl Joseph ended up being a great pick.

Is Apple actually good?

Apple's not elite

Treadwell has to be the biggest bust so far in this pic

>didn't even suit up for at least the first half of the year because he can't run routes
>literally only 1 catch for 15 yards all season

joseph will be a perennial probowler, PFF is already sucking his dick and he's still pretty raw

walkie talkies
usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/giants/2016/12/20/ben-mcadoo-walkie-talkie-new-york-fine-punishment/95670746/
>League policy says coaches aren’t permitted to hold a radio during the game because it won’t cut out with 15 seconds left on the play clock, as the approved coach-player headsets do.
$200k in fines AND a draft pick moved down up to 12 spots. Giants are willing to give that up just to beat the Cowboys, because obviously they know there's no way to beat the Cowboys honestly

He's our #3 CB behind Jenkins and DRC. He hasn't done a ton in terms of making big plays (Except against Pittsburgh) but he's a great tackler and hasn't given anything up.

He's not elite, but he's pretty good.

Bravo Bengals. The only player that hasn't taken the field yet.

>tfw young white franchise LT

Terrelle Pryor best browns QB?
>plays wr

This is what I don't get. They went to what? 3 or 4 QBs this year? Why not give Pryor a shot. He has to be better than some of the guys they've trotted out the last few years and he would already know the offense

Greg Hardy was suspended more than Josh Brown.

he can't pass for shit

Neither could Manziel and he's the last Browns QB to win a game.

Just run the wildcat, then. Why not? It couldn't hurt.

>tfw the team is going to self-destruct because of this play

He would have no future in the league then, just a poor man's tyrod taylor. They are better off just getting kessler game experience and hoping he doesn't completely break, he might actually have a future in the league in a couple years.

>Prescott not elite
Well memed

>Luck above Stafford and Roethlisberger

How come people don't compare Dak to Big Ben more often? Not just in terms of rookie success, they seem like similar types of quarterback. They're fairly big, sturdy guys who can take a hit and extend plays, and generally tend to play better in big moments.

This is objectively wrong

Prescott is literally a more talented version of Teboq, style and skillset-wise. You can see that Dan Mullen developed both of them.

>because dak is even better than ben
Mullen is good at qb coaching. I just wish he'd get someone else to do his play calling.

>Ravens not even listed

lol

Well, yeah, that and Dak's throwing motion isn't retarded.

Man, imagine if Tebow could actually throw. I think he'd be genuinely elite. He's got everything else.

he seems like a good competitor. he wants to win. he's their best/only playmaker.
>browns don't resign him this summer

>Literally only did this for one drive that ended in an interception
>Y-YOU CAN ONLY BEAT US BY CHEATING

lol

they aren't making the playoffs when the titans/dolphins/chiefs exist

I mean they don't even own the tiebreaker with denver do they?

Wrong image...

Will he be elite?

I kind of want the Redskins to draft Christian Mccaffrey, just so they can have an elite white running back again.

Daily reminder the Raiders have the best O-line in the league 3 pro bowlers one alternate.

You realise the Ravens control their own destiny right? If they win the last two games they are guaranteed the AFC North title

also they own the tiebreaker over the Titans, Dolphins and Broncos so if all 4 finished 9-7 then the Ravens would make the 6 seed

Basically the Ravens play two very hard games to finish the season but have a good chance to make the playoffs by winning even one of these last two games and a guaranteed home playoff game if they win both

He will ball out in the playoffs

right tackle is shit though, I think he's given up like 90% of the sacks this year

When the Colts make the playoffs this year, Luck NEEDS to win MVP. He is literally the only good player on his team. It is like 0-16 Loins but worse and Luck is dragging them into super bowl contention. AMAZING

If he doesn't I'm boycotting the NFL for 2 years minimum, and I urge the rest of you to do the same. No more jew mvps like Brady or Rodgers, we need a true warrior and intellignet man.

The Stoolers control your destiny shitrat, the sooner you realize this the better.

>When the Colts make the playoffs this year

About that...

And we still have the least amount of sacks given up out of any O-line.

....because it's Christmas? Was that really difficult to figure out?

$1,900 to pay the rest of my car off.

That doesn't make sense.

If there are only two games on that day, why not show both?

Biggest pro bowl snubs?

From a Super Bowl victory in 2012 to irrelevant in 2016, it sure has been a crazy ride for Joe Flacco

Cam Jordan, Drew Brees, Andrew Luck, Matt Paradis

Flacco is like if you took Eli Manning and cranked the dial up a few more notches.

...

As a falconfag I hate to admit but Brees got fucked, he should have gotten in over Dax