To keep a long story short I caught AIDS from a long time friends with benefits and I need to know if anyone knows a way to cure this shit.
I've only had it for a week but the depression is kicking in hard, there had to be a way to knock this shit out of me with all the new health age shit going around. Can anyone give me anything?
Dip your dick in battery acid and hit yourself with a hammer in the head. It will clear up in no time.
Eli Allen
there actually is a cure, but its very rare. Like one or two people have been cured from it. The medication on the other hand keeps you down in the negative for test purposes. Do you have HIV or full blown AIDS?
Robert Brooks
Ask magic Johnson
Oliver Walker
hehe cure.. Try going to the doc first
Nathan Morgan
inject all your money
Hudson Lopez
thought you caught HIV and developed aids
Camden Wright
hope you're rich so you can get the magic johnson treatment otherwise enjoy dying horribly faggot lel
Alexander Turner
Basically you set yourself on fire and all the aids will burn away.
Matthew Sanders
should've wrapped it Mr.krabs now pay the toll for texting and driving you dingus :DDDD
Thomas Thompson
according to South Park $250k injected straight into the bloodstream
Jackson Williams
How do you know you've caught aids/hiv?
Joshua Wood
I guess he smells like aids.
Jaxon Carter
So when your doctor told you that you had aids you didn't think to ask what course of action to take? Also, how the fuck do you catch aids now days, it's rather rare.
Dylan Evans
Monolaurin is anti-HIV/AIDS
augmentinforce 50webs com [slash] monolaurin [dot] htm
can't beat this fucking spam filter wtf
Dylan Mitchell
Rip
Brayden Russell
Take Atripla. One pill a day is all you need.
Kayden Hall
Yeah, a bullet.
Angel Cruz
Ladies and gentlemen.
The condoms aren't only intended for not becoming a parent, but also for staying alive. This is why you use condoms. Always keep two with you incase you get lucky. And if you fuck like a mad dog you get shipments of them. It is very simple and easy.
And also, no. There is no cure for HIV/AIDS -- which technically are the one and same. Every second you waste on not getting medicated is giving a better head start for HIV becoming AIDS. The progression of HIV to AIDS can be slowed with medication, but the medication has very severe side effects which will make you wish you were dead. To mention one; joint destruction. Wanna get your hips replaced at the age of 30? Fuck without a condom, get HIV and you're halfway there.
If it isn't obvious at this point: HIV will become AIDS, and AIDS will kill you by fucking up your immune system. You will die of shit like common cold or yeast infection.
William Martin
Also, here's a protip for all lowlifes: If you don't have the cash to get your dick checked, just donate blood.
They will run some basic tests on your blood before putting it in use. it's a very discreet way of testing yourself.
Ian Reed
because everyone thinks its rare nowadays, they dont wrap anymore and its going to lead to a mild-moderate resurgance.
Blake Martinez
Club soda and salt
Jordan Wood
Eleuthero . - O
Ian Ross
As a man once said: >Once, I got aids in Vegas. >I remembered what they say in Vegas: >>What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. >So I left my aids in Vegas. >Right now, I don't have aids. This could be a lie, or it might not be.
Our weaponized autism only goes so far. you're gonna die bye
Hudson Clark
Black women have like the highest incidence of carrying aids look it up, statistically.
Landon Gomez
first comment in Sup Forums just to tell you theres actully hope. people nowdays live many years while infected by HIV, so keep your head up and it will be fine. just go see the doc
Jackson Reed
Also for you smaller guys that can't fit normal sized condoms, they make smaller ones that are supposed to go over your finger that function just the same.
So no excuses, put one of these over your dick.
Carson Hernandez
>tfw AIDS is a preexisting condition
Camden Hernandez
as long as you arent american, you can get medication for that shit now
Dominic Long
Classic bait!
B is for bait you faggots!
I caught Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva anyone know of a cure? You dipshits
Brandon Murphy
Hold your breath while drinking a glass of water
Jonathan Lee
From what I know abot HIV/AIDS it's that it wont kill you for a LONG time, like 17 years after contacting it. It will destroy your immune system over a very long time, the disease itself wont kill you, but it makes other diseases very dangerous. You wont notice this until at least a decade from when you contracted it. I'm not sure if you know when you got it, but say you contracted it last year, the approximate year of your death would be 2033. By that time scientists could have found a cure for it. All is not lost user, there is still hope for the future!
Michael Clark
You are actually lucky you have aids, there a many AIDS dating websites out there just dont get the flu or you will prob die
David Thompson
Oh shit it's on b it must be true.
I heard if you fuck a nigger it goes away
Josiah Cox
i heard if you post more pics of that girl and pop an ibuprofin it just goes away