Why don't you come to brazil and fuck our pardas?

why don't you come to brazil and fuck our pardas?

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What's a parda

new race we created

because they wouldn't fuck me

Catch-all term for any mixed race.

Parda means brown, you're already brown, so you didn't create anything.

Because even a Romanian slut rejected me.

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Brazilian women are too dominant.


t. Work with them

>tfw good mate from Brazil
>tfw told girls there about me
>tfw they start adding me on social media and start messaging me asking if I'm thinking about coming over in the summer

they want the BBC (Big British cock) lads

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pardo_Brazilians

>Brazilian women are too dominant.
sounds perfect desu, wonder if they like shy British guys

No.

t. That

they want the big british P (passport) but who cares?

My mates mum is Brazilian and she intimidates the fuck out of me

How is that bad

Fine by me

how far are they willing to go for a passport? would they do the same for a Swedish one?

UK has no future and it's an overcrowded expensive backwater, why would they want a passport

They don't want another 3rd world passport

It is well known that Brazilian women are Sven lovers, especially if they have pale hair/skin/eyes

Whats a good place for a mexican to visit brazil? Some place with all the stereotypes including samba, capoeira beaches jungle friendly and joyful people and girls like that?

>go to BR
>all qt's have like 10 monkeys around chimping out
>somehow manage to get near a qt and start chatting
>jealous friends and exbf start pushing me and shouting
good luck trying lads

Because somewhere in my genetic code there is some dark or black genes that would react with her genes and we'd have some african looking baby and it would not be fun

Rio is the designated stereotypical touristic spot but for the jungle you would need to go to the north.

I don't want to get killed

I don't touch animals

funny man

i don't have any of those features and no money either

good question
how much for one?

over nine thousand bananas

Can they handle the BBC?

showing your passport

actually, estonia... just lie you're swedish

Come to Brazil.

T.Abdul

And theres some place like that that is not a tourist trap? Something a little less known or famous just among locals

well I do still have a EU passport

nobody knows estonia they'll think it's something like ukraine

I have a feeling they don't like Americans down there.

>mfw she turned around

the only sex that actually matters is with your life partner

who dat fluid druid

aight
i think i'll still take my wallet just in case

also post more semen demons like the OP

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I don't want to catch teh AIDZ

Then you better get the fuck out of United AIDS of America.

How can I get a Brazilian gf?

men don't get aids
be foreigner

...

The historical cities.

I will, when I get enough money.

Dam an people say be white there.
Heard some documentry of black americans going to brazil

I don't know much about brazil I live in the midwest and only saw the sea once, kek

My company will send me to our dependency in Sao Paulo for two weeks and we will visit one of the places on the picture.
Where do we have the best chances?
And What is your advice on Sao Paulo?

Because I don't want to piss my genetics down the toilet

-t. Dutch/Anglo/Irish

All those places are really located on nowhere land 2bqf. You should focus on big capital cities, if you want to experience real brazil 2bqf. Also if you go to São Paulo City go to Santos, which is the nearest beach and it's a really cool town.

You have the best chances anywhere, it's only a matter of what type of girls you want to fuck

you will find pardas in those cities up north and more "germanic" white but still hot in the south
you don't have to impregnate and marry her

>you don't have to impregnate and marry her

that's what they expect

>not going to the capital of SP
why
what do you work with

Promissao has 40k, so we had hoped to find at least something there.

How are my chances of getting robbed? Is it legal to carry a gun as a foreigner?

jfc that webm really shows how far a good face and hair can get you
her body is completely average yet I could bust nut after nut to her simply cause she's fuckin beautiful

>trashy bimbo whore with ass implants
as expected of a shartlander

big british cash

We will be for a few days in SP to give a course on our newest products and then visit some companies that use them.
There will be locals from SP with us if needed, but I'm not sure if we want to be seen by them banging random chicks.

Sauce?

>How are my chances of getting robbed?
Since it's a countryside town, I would say veeeeeery low. Brazil's countryside can be incredibly safe compared to the big cities.

>Is it legal to carry a gun as a foreigner?
Lol, no dude. Not even brazilians are allowed to do this, why would you think a foreigner would have the right?

>Promissao has 40k, so we had hoped to find at least something there.
40k town is a really small town m8, sure you are going to find something to do but not in the same dimension as capital city, São Paulo has 16 million people lol, most capitals have more than one million people, and each one got a really distinct culture
>How are my chances of getting robbed?
It always exists, but you shouldnt let that let you down lol, also if you get robbed just give them everything and get on with your life. Don't let it bother you
>Is it legal to carry a gun as a foreigner?
kek, you want to be killed?

Why are you reaponding to Sudacas?

>a sudaca asks, "why are you responding to sudacas?", and he waits for an answer

Because I'm not a pussy cucked faggot

there's hot girls everywhere in brazil, the size of the city will not be a problem

"Pardo" means literally "brown". The Brazilian government is racist enough to deny proper words for mixed people like "mestiço/caboclo", "mulatto", "cafuzo" or "trirracial".

These cities are really friggin' tiny, I don't know what you work with but generally almost all business ventures are centralized in the big cities.

Yes making more niggers is what alphas do.

i wasn't sure until she turned around

PHWOAR

Degenerate subhuman.

I doubt OP is Brazilian. It's the same Portuguese with Brazilian proxy.

I will revenge, just wait moor.

Nah.Everyone knows brazilian girl CRAVE european SUPERIOR cock.

Cuck fetish? Or ultimate beta? He is literally doing propaganda for these whores get green card.

I just want to help Sup Forumsbros wtf?

I don't need BR Chads fucking them exclusively

And? What the fuck you will gain if these whores get green card, go to first world and you stay here?

less brazilians in the world

Actually you are making more Brazilians, retard.

>user getting defensive about some random favela whores
I would understand if OP was the "south brazil is white" autist but who the fuck cares about the faveladas?

how? are you fucking dumb? if they stay here they'll breed full monkey brazilians while in the 1st world they'll breed educated half-brazilians

This. I don't give a shit to black women. They can get all of them.

>faveladas
>civilized

No fucking way.

Fuck off. I don't want to our image be ruined like Mexicans when I finally move to a first world country.

bumb

Why are brazilians so hairy if the temperature is so hot?

The shorter term for this is British.

why are spanish men so bald when it gets so cold in the winter

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my god

how much?

Because he got divorced 3 times and lost 5 houses to ex-wives