babymetal edition
old thread: FAQ: pastebin.com
>what is metal?
Heavy metal (or simply metal) is a genre of rock music[1] that developed in the late 1960s and early 1970s, largely in the United Kingdom and the United States.[2] With roots in blues rock and psychedelic/acid rock,[3] the bands that created heavy metal developed a thick, massive sound, characterized by highly amplified distortion, extended guitar solos, emphatic beats, and overall loudness. Heavy metal lyrics and performance styles are sometimes associated with aggression and machismo.[3]
/metal/
why are babymetal actually good
>inb4 le nu-male tehe
>mfw i just now realize that Epicus Doomicus Metallicus refers to epic doom metal
HEADBANGERS IN LEATHER
but it isn't
Lykathea Aflame is good
!T.O.O.H.! is good
Babymetal is no good
Finally, an OP image I can get behind
most stupid album title ever
GOAT song passing through
venenum.bandcamp.com
Rate my most recent purchase.
Because.
stop
is this the obligatory annual Incantation worship album?
>some nu male faggot made a new thread
Posting the almighty god of riffs, for he shall save this thread from it's demise!
lol how clueless r u?
>pastebin links to reddit
into the trash it goes
I thought the dude is like 60 by now but apperantly he has a hot mom who defends him on twitter.
>mfw i realized that i had saved Diary of a Madman as Dairy of a Madman
I'd get behind the girl on the left if you know what I mean
not at all since i'm aware of what's going on apparently
what did he mean by this?
post yfw you find out she's 36
>FAQ
:o
fuck off back to r/T_D
>another shitty Summer Slaughter lineup
why even bother
Here you go senpai
hats in metal
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>TBDM and Dying Fetus
Looks like a lot of fun to me, given that tbdm play Nocturnal.
Or does Dying Fetus have a new shitty album?
if the ticket is cheap and you don't have anywhere else to go why not
>this is what passes for a metal festival in racist white amerikkka
Mental illness or work of art?
>death core festivals
Why bother? It's literally the same band over and over again.
r/The_Donald is cancer. kys
Dying Fetus' album isn't out yet, but from what I hear it's supposed to be good.
I'm talking about all the deafcore on the bill
Jesus ...what a mind job.
wow wee, a WMO!
quake 3, babby, c u in the arenas \m/
>When decent metal festivals randomly turn up in your local town that's never held a festival before
Neat
It's truly sad right now
We have no good festivals left except for MDF
>all that deathcore
>"metal"
Yeah Death Core sucks, but depending on the price the headliners might be worth the while.
Hey that looks like fun. If I was in yuroop I'd go.
IT CLIIIINGSSSS
>find a black bull on craigslist for my gf
>he is mullato and my gf sends him away
>have to pay his uber
black metal for this feel?
what the fuck are these bands, never heard of any of them except Holocaust (didn't even know they are still active)
>not going to the festival from Hells Headbangers
The only festival i envy you murricans for.
another bury fag lel might go
That's literally the worst festival poster I've ever seen.
>meanwhile in metal country #1:
>party-san.de
TO YOUR MIIIIIIIND
At least ISIS doesn't shut down our gigs you nu-male cuck yuropoors
>portugal
>muzzies
lmao ok burguer
I honestly forgot about that.
>not like it was coming to my town anyway
>Can't even wear half my merch
Why is germany so fucking cucked?
can I move there if I paint my skin brown?
anyone else find shitty nwobhm annoying?
>not flying to your festivals, because the line ups are that fucking good
It's not even that much work in the US
I was in like 4 countries in the last few months for festivals.
most of these are nwobhm also art attack man's band is there.
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NECRONOMIDOL is a better metal idol group than Babymetal.
>anyone else find shitty music annoying?
yes
>implying poortughaal isn't full of olive-skinned nappy headed Moors
NSBM fags go to Ukraine
Shut up hipster
>babymetal
stay there you pedo cunt
>implying I can afford to just fly to shows
praise kek shadilay fellow alt-righter :^)
>nsbm
I talked to a guy he told me you can't even wear fucking KPN merch.
everything here is so cold...
it's fucking hot here, what are you tlaking about
EVERYTHING HERE IS SO DARK
fuck you, faggot, I live in Denmark and it's freezing here.
you better not be that crusty guy with dreadlocks
half of these bands look like their drummers have a single pedal, wear iron cross shirts and bandanas and do stick tricks between snare hits. But on the bright side, I bet there's a lot of meth to go around between ac/dc and enter sandman covers.
Shit, not bad.
what are you smoking? There's a dose of caverncore here, sure, but this is quite clearly a babby watain type of deal primarily. Not entirely chalicecore, but halfway there.
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that's actually really cool that famine pissed off german authorities. Probably made the guy's day.
Roast some polse then, dumb danskjävlar
best Gorgoroth
if you let me live with you i will let you set fire to my body flesh for warmth
Leave Sup Forums.
>I live in Denmark
lol that sucks
i don't want the flames to smell like roasted turd
beats both Sweden and Norway.
You flatter me, but the answer will always be no.
hey this is pretty good
>beats both Sweden
sure
>and Norway
AHAHAHA
Fenriz always delivers.
only took you 31 years too
jelly af.
r8
brutalassault.cz
>shitty nwobhm
>Implying that there is shit nwobhm
dat burn
he delivers crap too
>rings of saturn
has that band ever played one show outside of the USA?
like?
>beats living in Sweden
you're tsundere as fuck
like i'd keep my record on shitty stuff
Just the usual festival fodder, you don't seriously expect me to look through this, do you? I'm sure there's a few cool bands there that aren't engineered from the ground-up to play European festivals, but it's really hard to find them.
Have you seen Sweden lately?
>Decide to listen to Peste Noire
>listen to their first album
>they have a folk interludes and folk metal shit
Are they nu-male now?
Peste Noire is the shit in terms of raw black, definitely check out Folkfuck Folie.
Can you imagine fucktards who say things like "raw black"?
>giving a fuck about cities
Maximum the Hormone is the best metal band coming out of Japan at the moment and possibly the best band in the world in terms of making new music that is good
but the gimmigrants have swede seeking benises you're not safe.
don't forget your retarded political correctness!
>nu-metal
no since it's basically NSBM