Soccer

>soccer
>kick a ball around
>run
>miss the goal
>fall down
>miss the goal again
>kick ball to the other side of the field
>other team misses
>kick the ball more
>99% ofor the players do nothing
>this flopping faggot considered the goat
>game ends 0-0
Why is soccer allowed?

Reminder Europeans hate commercials so much because they're too poor to have use for them

(((Soccer))) involves zero strategy or thinking compared to football. A head coach in football probably has to use 100x the brainpower of every single soccer "manager" in the entirety of the epl.

>what should I do coach?
>HURRY KICK DA BALL IN THE NET
Extent of a professional soccer coach's thought process

FACT

good thread

>he's a white boy

Kill yourself fag

You have 5 seconds to explain any other soccer thread that can't be boiled down to essentially the op

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Oh look, Red Cross has an opinion on something. No blood drives here fella.

This.

American football is a chess, while baseball and soccer are connect 4

>handegg
>50 commercials
>fast niggers run into fat niggers for 5 seconds
>10 minutes of replays
>repeat for a 3 hours

>8 posts
>10 replies
I assumed it was just a fellow american shitposting and samefagging
alas

>It's a "foreigners think they can post in our thread "post

High scoring sports are for kids or people who don't really like sports, so they don't lose focus (even when you can see in NBA games people joining the arena only in the last 4th)

0-0 is literally and objectivelly the best result, not allowing your opponent to score is more important than scoring, when both teams archive it, it's the perfect game

deep

If one teams offense plays perfectly and the other teams goalie plays perfect do they score 0?

You can't play play perfect offense without scoring and you can't play perfect defense and concede

Your answer is invalid

>answer
question*

minutes of replays
Kek

Kek kill yourself nigger.

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>start shit
>get called out
>proceed to use ad hominem
>repeat
Classic American...

No your opinions are objectively retarded, go jump off a bridge amigo.

An opinion can't be wrong or right

You shouldn't have skipped your logic classes, Brandon

don't make me come to the favela

Favela is a Brazilian slang in Portuguese, you may be confusing Brazil with Argentina

You shouldn't have skipped geography classes, Isaiah

>an opinion can't be wrong or right
Yes, but it can be an opinion that is the general consensus of retards like yourself you nigger :^)

Your post doesn't make any sense, is English your first language?

But what if its the opinion of a subhuman nigger?

>he doesn't understand big words
Typical soccer fag

Don't know, you could tell me

You consider "consensus" a big word?

Clearly you do considering you don't understand the very basic sentence I put forth

Hard to understand you when you don't even use commas

You shouldn't have skipped grammar classes, Javier

great thread

The amazing is that swingluck is even more boring that eggball.

Why is that allowed?

good post

literally doesnt matter because your country and literally any other country that is not the fucking US of A is irrelevant.

Trump and his predecessors could nuke your entire continent off the earth and literally only didnt because they felt bad

learn your place you irrelevant piece of filth nigger

>le red herring meme

>learn your place you irrelevant piece of filth nigger

>Be American
>Be so butt devasted about the alpha-ness of Soccer players
>Make 3 different anti-soccer threads
>S-ssure S-sshowed them.. Right Trump?
>Based Yuro explains how Goat Soccer is
>Wwell we'll just Nuke Em!
>Nuke self in process
>Murrican "culture"

>Red Cross
thats our flag

>mfw im crossing the border again with my brothers
>mfw I have a white wife in the US and she had my brown kids
>theres nothing the poor white boys can do about it
Reply what you want, kek.

>red cross
>it's actually a white cross

common american sense

One of these days you're sure to get beheaded

Friendly reminder that the best divegrass player is a flaming homosexual.

And a pedophile.

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why are americans so retarded

why are romanians all gypsies?

>handegg
>fat niggers run into each other for 10 seconds get flagged for unnecessary celebration 20 minutes of replay then it's time for the Chevrolet© Frank's Red Hot® Cucktime Report™ brought to you by Taco Bell®

>divegrass
>faggots flop around on a field for 2 hours straight ends 0-0

I think I've realized that this semen slurping """""entertainment""""" isn't for me

Thank you canada for bring peace to Sup Forums

Because TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

He just became self aware. Give Penaldo a break....

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really makes you think

"soccer" is high culture sport. it's actually the only sport that's culturally relevant. it's political. it's modern substitution for wars.

Americans are used to sports that are either slow, set-piece oriented (handegg, baseball) or chaoticly, mind-numbingly fast and attention grabbing like basketball and hockey. You lack cultural sophistication to appreciate soccer. You know that Simpsons video mocking soccer for being just players passing the ball around if midfield? It actually exposes the stupidity and attention span of Americans, not how boring soccer is.

A European, cultured fan can easily appreciate tactical 0-0 game or a long spell of possesion. I can go to youtube right now and watch 20 minute complitation of just prime Zidane controlling the ball in midfield. It's majestic. It's art. Soccer is the team-sports version of classical music. Average American is unable to understand and enjoy it, just like your average music listener would be bored by a symphony.

do you like watching chess?

Is it true there was a giant pedophile ring in English soccer? Yuropoors are sick

You have autism, no one is reading all that you stupid poorfag

Bullshit.

Most soccer games are 0-0 because of turnovers near the box area, rinse and repeat for both sides.

Stringing together the perfect passes in soccer is too fucking hard, hence the low scoring.