Tell me stuffs about Texas

Tell me stuffs about Texas.

Its a shit hole filled with retarded white people that think they are cowboys and retarded Mexicans that think they invented cowboys. Neither is true

They remember the Alamo

it's the australia of america

It's the best country because they're close to Argentina.

It's a proud sovereign nation of Chicano petroleum engineers

I almost lived there.

we are the big ignorant assholes of big ignorant assholes the nation

Did you Know? Texas has the same colors as your flag
Did you Know? Texan people are called Texies
Did you Know? Texas is a country located in america
Did you Know? Texas has edible food

Exactly.

Very unequal , giant mansions next to steel shacks.

Stilll chain gangs.


Tons of asians. I was expecting the nigs and beaners, wasn't expecting hordes of gibbering chinks.

No income tax, lots of sales taxes.

Nobody here claims to be a cowboy you stupid fuck.

Do our beef BBQs trigger you Pajeet?

They are loudmouths who talk non-stop about how great they are, while being not even half as good as they say.

Too many brown people

T houston fag

Objectively the best state in the union

Yanks hate us cause they anus

its hot. Lotta thunderstorms. WIDE open country

Mexicans everywhere

great food

no they don't

Longest country in the world

South East TX - humidity, pine trees, snakes, mosquitos, refineries/petrochem, soybean farms, rice farms, grass farms, cattle, hurricanes.

Where I grew up there were more cows than people; now it's just a suburb of Houston. What rural land is left is quickly being gobbled up in Houston's suburban sprawl.

Massive, flat, big sky, great BBQ, very conservative, friendly people, proud of our state to the point of autism, lots of californian transplants in the big cities, southern part is basically mexico 2.0, growing economy, overwhelmingly pro-gun, lots of farms and cattle... also coastals seem to despise us, but the only state people here often genuinely dislike is cali

There's plenty more I could say. Feel free to ask if you have any questions about us

As a fellow Texan I can confirm all of this is true.

always warm always friendly always patriotic

>tfw living in a dark red county