Meanwhile, in Sup Forums theater

Meanwhile, in Sup Forums theater...

They're out of soap in the showers again.

Fresh batch of crab legs will be out!

What the fuck is that smell?

They changed the falcon feed and now my falcon has the runs. What the fuck should I talk to management?

user left a shit in the urinal again

OH FUCK YES

CRAB LEGS FALCONS SHOWERS PENIS INSPECTIONS NO SINGLES POLICY ANVIL FOR MY CRAB LEGS

Meme

Heh

THERE IS A STRICT DOUBLES POLICY IN EFFECT. NO DUBS, NO ENTRY.

NUGGER

*bends over*

That's a big butt

>mwf the person in front of me fails penis inspection

There's only dudes here. Pretty gay.

>There's a lone neckbeard trashing his food on the floor, giggling and encouraging others to do it by posting it on Sup Forums

Take me to the one they call...Robert
*throws coat into the air with one arm, revealing sheathed katana*

not enough lentils in the moat

>$12.00 for a single condom

My family has enough money for me to do this without having to worry about it being successful. Should I? Would you come?

The Suicide Squad and TDKR streams last night were incredible

I love watching flicks with you guys it's almost like I have real friends

Nig

Just pee in the sink like a civilized human being.

>Would you come?
Only if it's part of the penis inspection.

Sup Forums theater would be full blown "old man yells a cloud' tier. 100,000 dollar 70mm projector and no one buying any tickets.

What

I WANT MY CRAB LEGS

>At the Movies

it'll be exactly the same as any other multiplex, because Sup Forums only watches hollywood blockbuster shit, but instead of well adjusted people having a good time it'll be full of morons pretending to be autistic and spouting memes.

>tfw had to hold a plastic anvil because I forgot mine at home
>it breaks when I try to clang it and I have to get an anvil inspection
>plastic anvils are not allowed
>get thrown out of the theater and charged $10000000
At least Sausage Party was kino