Good afternoon /b. Yesterday's story time was "Things Ellie likes" unfortunately I had to leave at the beginning of the the thread. I was wondering if we could read it again today, together?
Good afternoon /b...
Let's get it started OP!
Do you have the book? I wasn't in the thread long so I didn't see more than the first 2 pages
No idea what's going on, but I find myself very interested. Please continue
I hope Ellie gets commited or the death penalty for murder
Apparently they make one for male tards too. Could be funny
Bump this thread, I'm working on it...
ok, thanks user!
let get this shit show going this book sounds awesome
Bumping for retard porn
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Tom got interrogated?
I hope it contains a lot of elaborate, visual material.
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OP are you literally scanning every page or something?
This is going to take forever. I cant stay hard for that long.
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>please be patient, I have autism
TopKek. Fucking dead, rip me
got em
i have question what music is she listening too
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give him some time... maybe the internet-connection is shitty or something
I like where this is going
T H I C C
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>That escalation tho
Imma scat-fag I prefer dis and reading 'bout Ellie's autistic pooping
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lost
welp, that escalated quickly.
Ellie is so dumb piss is cheese and the killer tomato told her to break her mother's arm, that is pizza for her
Do you like pizza and music?
Then you'll like masturbation too!
Bump bumpety bump bump
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Whoa, quite a bit of a jump there, Bob Beamon!
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Everybody minding their own business and then Ellie starts 'bating
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95% of the girls on Sup Forums
FUCKING STOP WITH THIS FUCKING CANCER.
Those other two have some grade-A greentext material right there
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It's that determined look on her face that makes me laugh every time!
Requesting a picture of her dropping a large turd
You know that black chick wants some of that clam-to-clam slammin' with Ellie
THIS FUCKING THREAD I'M DYING
Me too!
I weed a little
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not gonna lie lads.
I got hard reading this page.
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She can touch my private zones anytime
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Friends with a negro. The autism is very apparent.
>penises
The plural for penis is penii.
Mods
My girlfriend used to masturbate in class. Is it possible she has autism?
Anyone who'd consider dating you is probably autistic, so yes.
Decisive evidence that Jews did WTC
Barbie Girl by aqua.
If they say breasts vagina and buttocks one more time...
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You don't even know me
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but Ellie does
Satan has spoken
Why does Ellie have the eyes of a psychotic maniac?
She always looks like she's about to attack.
Lucifer, is that you?
satanic trips
Why did he skip some pages?
>MFW this is a fucking thing.
Why don't guys play with their nipples when they do it?
That fucking face, she looks like she's trying to dig a log out of her ass!
>this thread
Probably playing with the butt plug
Checked
>inb4 zoom on dads face.
any more comming,OP?
chech'd
I laughed so hard and then I had to show this to my fiancee. She laughed her ass off too.
No, the correct declension is penes.
Yeah, we never get the good shota.
Rest of the book, please?
looooooooooooooooooool
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fucking hardest i've laughed all day
DAMN you have provided
bless your soul
Got the one for the boy?
I think it goes beyond ordinary autism to just start masturbating in public like that. Maybe she's like that character in son's of anarchy.
Oh my god my sides
Now the Boy one!
It's the same thing
kek
>Great, it's her favorite DVD!
who the fuck gets excited over that
topkek
Autists?